Fake sweetness. Painting walls. Educating and bettering the children of the world. Hair removal. Traveling far, cheaply. Table manners. Open houses. Gangas. Cowgirl boots. Low gas consumption. Waiting for the crowd to quiet down.
People who could take me on tours of secret places, people who pronounce and spell my name right on the first try, organic chefs who like me a lot, laser technicians needing to practice, the person who's going to raise my children so I don't have to, that balloon twistie traveling guy and Dolly Parton.
Steel Magnolias. Hairspray. Fever Pitch. Nothing "good."
Dog: The Bounty Hunter. Supernanny. Oprah. Oh yah!
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