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sara

florida! who ARE you??

About Me

homonyms are funny, almost across the bored.

My Interests

eating asparagus, spelling asparagus, improv, acting, politics, crying about politics, proofreading, .. scrabble, sports (watching), money (saving), puppies (watching, saving, petting, cuddling)

I'd like to meet:

rahm emanuel and amanda peet. i love you, rahm emanuel and amanda peet.

Music:

sinatra, louis n ella, g-love, ben harper, lauryn hill, natalie merchant, pink martini, devotchka, joni mitchell, luscious jackson, dixie chicks, nina simone, leonard cohen, whatever Cullen's listening to

Movies:

young frankenstein, casablanca, strictly ballroom, hairspray, goonies, reality bites, anchorman, his girl friday, ocean's eleven, saving private ryan, good will hunting, apocalypse now, syriana, good night and good luck, bring it on

Television:

the office, reno 911, arrested development, king of the hill, scrubs, the daily show, the simpsons, grey's anatomy, big love, puppy bowl 2006, UFC

Books:

all Salinger except "Catcher," the heart is a lonely hunter, the westing game, anna karenina, me talk pretty one day, the corrections, the constant gardener, gabriel garcia marquez, dorothy parker, oscar wilde, john donne, sylvia plath, dictionaries, thesauri

Heroes:

your mom, cesar chavez, J.Lo

My Blog

Learning.

Say you are a messy person. Even a "packrat." Say your boyfriend is an antipackrat. Even a "neatnik." Now say that he convinces you to go through tons and tons of crap and give away a lot of it, i...
Posted by sara on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

Alphabet Halloween.

A) i am coughing like a crazy coughing machine.B) it is halloween. i hate dressing up. so i didn't. i put slippers on and coughed like a crazy coughing machine.C) Will gave us a multiple-choice tes...
Posted by sara on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST

Anteojos del soul.

i miss you, my sunglasses. roundish and brown, you shielded my vision orbs so devoutly.you sat on the nose bridge, not pressing, but perching, eagerly gazing at the road before us.poised to lay down ...
Posted by sara on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST

9/8 Central.

izzy is on the floor. there was a flashback. the coroner is a flaky hispanic man. fireball surgery woman identifies denny's body. why was denny important again? he died and everyone is sad. every...
Posted by sara on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

Popsicle.

stefanie eats popsicles and then reads us the dumb jokes on them.and then i come up with a better answer than the real answer.but today, blake did.today's was "What kind of spell turns you into a dino...
Posted by sara on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:44:00 PST

It's official.

SO, I try not to be disgusted by extreme wealth and privilege, even though it is my most glaring prejudice. In this attempt, I recently completed a very scientific study entitled "Road Assholes: Are ...
Posted by sara on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

Special Person of the Day

1. She's not a man.2. Her purse is orange, and was a gift.3. Her shoes are pink and fashionably clash/complement aforementioned purse.4. She balances her checkbook, a primitive practice almost entirel...
Posted by sara on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:13:00 PST

Where Things Stand

words i love that i probably shouldn't:hocrazy hofatfacefuckheadretardthings i wish i loved, for life would be blessed:pop-up adsfuckheadsmediocre comedynot having a dogshit public policypretensebeing...
Posted by sara on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:30:00 PST

A little e-note worth e-noting, you e-bastards.

i may be up late, and i don't have a great excuse for wandering the e-terrain at this ridiculous hour, HOWEVER. don't be putting no Hooters ad next to my face, even if it's just a picture of my face...
Posted by sara on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:07:00 PST

A Fairy Tale for the Modern Era.

So you sleep through your alarm and can't believe that the day has melted away as you snoozed in five-minute increments. You look around and can't imagine how someone could make such a small space so...
Posted by sara on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:06:00 PST