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Ilya

Si, Maria, el mundo es un panuelo

About Me

.. I'm The CricketSoda Myspace Editor! And I'm the perfect film for people who liked the original but wished it was terrible. Also famous for being the film that turned the Sexiest Man Alive into a walrus.

My Interests

Making fun of The DaVinci Code, music, live sketch comedy, beautifying my apartment, updating my company's website, being autodidactic, men, redheaded men

I'd like to meet:

You!

Music:

Adele, James Morrison, Feist, Maggie friggin Gyllenhaal, Amy Winehouse, The Roots, Rilo Kiley, the Go! Team, Brazilian Girls, Antony and the Johnsons, Magnet, John Legend, Madeleine Peyroux, Rufus Wainwright, Mos Def, the Ben Taylor Band, James Taylor, Frou Frou, Noise Addict, Team Dresch, Norah Jones, India.Arie, Zero 7, Kanye West, The Weekend Players, Everything but the Girl, Bent, Brett Dennen, Nick Drake, HEM, The Postal Service, Kings of Convenience, Matisyahu

Movies:

The Departed (De-paaaaahhhhh-ted), Brokeback Mountain, The Matrix, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Super Troopers, Kung Fu Hustle, 25th Hour, Come Early Morning, Something the Lord Made, The Godfather, Lost in Translation, Malcolm X

Television:

The Wire - oh the sweet sweet Wire, Arrested Development, Medium, 24, Dave Chapelle Show, The Office, Heroes, Deadwood

Books:

The Time Travelers Wife, Bean Trees, Secret Life of Bees, all Y: The Last Man, The Fountainhead, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Our Kind of People

Heroes:

Do items count? If so, all my stuff. You complete me, Phone Alarm clock Wellies iPod Earrings Ipex and Roasting pan!!

My Blog

Set your face to shocked


Posted by Ilya on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:52:00 PST

Ultimate Update

Just like I quit dope, I had to quit gossip sites, so, um, can you tell Dlisted, Young Black and Fabulous, Hollywood Rag, Just Jared, Oh No They Didn't, JJB, Celebrity Baby Blog, Concrete Loop, Bossip...
Posted by Ilya on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:22:00 PST

Wes Anderson doesnt care about black people!!

Need I elaborate? I think it's pretty clear.  Here are other self-explanatory headlines I could have gone with: I'm fucking the lead singer... but I'll be honest with you: not very well. I'm on D...
Posted by Ilya on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:23:00 PST

Youll have to speak up - Ill soon have a boyfriend!


Posted by Ilya on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:53:00 PST

The Man, the Myth, the Legend, the Awesome, the Oh My God, the Sexy Hands

Finally, I can die: I've made out with a guy I didn't know whilst at at an ecstasy party at the Madonna Inn, I've taught myself technical things, I've made out with a huge dyke named Ida, I've travele...
Posted by Ilya on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:03:00 PST

Intergalactic Plan-e-tary!

  You're my favorite! Bring me back a Frenchman! Or a whore! Or a croissanwich! Whichever- it's cool....
Posted by Ilya on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:15:00 PST

Completely inappropriate and utterly delicious

My standard response to friend requests and unsolicited emails:Version IHere are six things we don't have in common: 1. I hate everyone 2. I hate you 3. I LOVE mango 4. I LOVE green in ALL forms 5. I ...
Posted by Ilya on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

Ten Things Cooler Than Me (links edition)

One - Epic 2014 Two - Possible Scenarios for Heaven Three - 30 Rock Four - A Mother's Letter to her 4 1/2 year old son Five - Does This Mean You're [Ilya can't see the rest of the name] Six  Sev...
Posted by Ilya on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

The Truth, The Difference and The Way

Oh, Amy. Why you so everything? ...
Posted by Ilya on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

10 Thoughts (the no links edition)

1. Um, it's referred to as perfect (...by me) because YOU CAN'T MAKE IT BETTER. UNO needs neither a shooter, a spinner or a theme!  And if I'm any indication, a second player is pu...
Posted by Ilya on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST