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About Me

Julz and Av -- We're a duo. But we're not dating. We're single friends. Lookin for love. Or a relationship in this post-modern feminist society. Or a hot make-out session in the back of a Honda Civic. Is that too much to ask?

My Interests

Torah, Tarot, Philosophical Readings, Bathroom Ads, Empiricism, Astrology, People born Perfect, Anal Perfectionists, Battlestar Gallactica, The Pistons, Hot Chics into Geeks, Princes on Dark Stallions, Les Miserables, Spanish Salsa, Drama, Comedy

I'd like to meet:

Anyone single. Or thinking about becoming single. Or interested in a sordid affair. Or breathing. Or who thinks we're hot. Oh and rich. Or at least enough money to buy their own dinner.

Movies:

Time Bandits, White Men Can't Jump, Les Miserables, 8 Mile, Logan's Run, Rudy, The Last Starfighter, Detroit Rock City, Reign of Fire, A City on Fire: The Story of the '68 Detroit Tigers, Private Benjamin, Private Parts, Labyrinth, Malcolm X

Television:

Doctor Who, Becker, Cheers, Night Court, Cagney and Lacey, Moonlighting, Small Wonder, What's Happening, Kids Incorporated, Can't Do that on Television, Great Space Coaster, Fraggle Rock, Rome, Sex in the City, Battlestar Gallactica, Living Single

My Blog

What would you do for fame?

A. Steven SpielbergB. Les MoonvesC. ScreechD. Everyone.What would you do for fame?D. EVERYONE.That's right. We know you would. Admit it. Everyone wants their one minute of fame. That's why You Tube is...
Posted by Julz and Av on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST

HandheldComedy.com -- Check it Out!

Howdy friends and lovers!We've now gone beyond the stage to participate in our first official Podcast. We are part of the cast of characters ("maniacs") who thwart Brian Scolaro as he tries to discuss...
Posted by Julz and Av on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

The First Kiss makes or breaks the deal

It's true. Which drives Av crazy and most men. Women bank on the first kiss to let 'em know if this guy's the one, a one nighter, or a one way ticket to looserville. Some guys just don't pucker good. ...
Posted by Julz and Av on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST

Yin vs Yang

Is woman part man or man part woman? Is Av a yin and Julz a yang? Can one exist without the other? If there's a she-man, is there a man-she? Is Av a man-she? Can Julz grow a penis to become a she-man?...
Posted by Julz and Av on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:08:00 PST

Masters of the Universe

Sure, some people love to regale others with stories of Thundercats, The City of Gold, Belle and Sebastian, or other well written cartoons. I, however prefer the brute simplicity of He-man. First let'...
Posted by Julz and Av on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

666 and counting

We just hit 666 in our profile views. Does that mean Satan loves us in a wierd whimsical way? And will he take us out for a burger and a shake? Or is this just an elaborate my space april fool. Take u...
Posted by Julz and Av on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:20:00 PST