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Rob

About Me

when i was in the fourth grade, i tried to impress the girls in my class by sticking empty pixy stick wrappers up my nose. i ended up inhaling too hard and sucked the wrapper straight up to some region near my frontal lobe. i spent the next 20 minutes in the back of the class, crying my eyes out and attempting to fish a paper wrapper out of my face. later that day, i told my mom and she immediately yelled at me. apparently, i "could have killed" myself. the whole day was a disaster.that pretty much sums me up...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

dinosaurs.

My Blog

WELL, SHIT...

huh. my house burnt down.7:00 am - my roommate nick leaves for work. this is funny because he hasn't had a job in over a year.7:40 am - my other roommate alex wakes up to a phone call from his doctor'...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:18:00 GMT

new blog-blog!

This one has original art! Check it!
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:31:00 GMT

new post!

at my new blog, tiny finery. check it out here!
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 15:58:00 GMT

i've got a real blog now!!!

hey guys! so, i'm moving to greener pastures. now, you can view my infrequent posts at http://tinyfinery.typepad.com check 'em out! i hope to post a lot more often...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 23:23:00 GMT

curse you, canned espresso!!!

so yeah, every once in a while i book a commercial. the last one i did was this starbucks commercial where i walk around and people yell "hank". it's mildly watchable, despite the fact that i was give...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 00:50:00 GMT

mortality can go blow itself

THIS WAS STARTED ON DECEMBER 19th, BUT FINISHED LAST NIGHT. THUS IS THE PATH OF PROCRASTINATION. Dec. 19, 2004. Im eating Yoda Sticks and I dont want to die. To elaborate: I am currently sitti...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Feb 2005 03:14:00 GMT

perdido in translation

Im currently listening to Count Basie, nursing a rum and coke while wearing a free robe (complete with slippers) in a luxurious hotel room& In Mexico City. Im also delirious from fatigue and the af...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:30:00 GMT

poor kirstie alley

Let the damn woman rest. For just one second in your miserable lives, show an ounce of compassion. You parade this woman in front of your masses, a helpless, corpulent marionette. A scapegoat for ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 01:17:00 GMT

blasphemy

This is it. This is what will bring a jihad upon me. This blog entry is my Satanic Verses. Im through after this. But I just dont care& I saw Its A Wonderful Life a couple nights ago, and you k...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Dec 2004 00:27:00 GMT

the bachelor party (part 5)

WHEN LAST WE LEFT "ROB", HE HAD JUST FIGURED OUT THE PERFECT WAY TO GET OUT OF PROPOSED LAP DANCES AT THE STRIP CLUB, "THE BODY SHOP". HE MERELY NEEDS TO SAY, "MAYBE LATER". AND NOW, THE GRIPPING CONC...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 21:04:00 GMT