myspace graphics & layoutsHi my friends call me a.i.
No I'm not in the movie.
I am a stand up comedian.
I know I look like a surfer...ok internet surfer maybe.
I am 24...yes I know I look 84. Maybe thats because my parents were drug addicts (i think the T is silent and its pronounced a dick). Heres a tip kids don't ever do drugs.
Drugs mess up lives and not just your life dick
For starters how bad does it suck when you're the only newborn in rehab.
I was puking all over myself, pooping all over myself, and urinating all over myself. Ironically it was the only time in my life I actually fit in with the crowd.
As a kid I thought I had anorexia or bullemia...turns out my mom was just a horrible cook.
Growing up I actually won my state spelling bee...ironically they misspelled my name on the trophy.
Try getting a date with a girl your own age when you look like I do...Its not easy.
You have to hide out in alleys and learn to run really fast to catch them.
and when you show up to hang out with your dates friends they all ask the same thing "who brought the creepy old guy"
If you think I'm kidding check this out. Here is a profile I posted on a dating site without a picture and I had women all across the country saying wow you are so sexy I'd love to date you, when can we meet etc..I even got a marriage proposal...here it is people of myspace would you want to date this guy?
Hi there do you want to meet a highly educated, open minded, self sufficient, smart funny guy who might just treat you the way you really want and deserve to be treated?
Do you want to meet someone who will constantly surprise you in a good way?
someone with depth who maybe touches you so deeply that you feel warm all over because you realize that maybe now you know what it feels like to meet someone who truly makes you feel special.
And even if you are not consciously aware you feel this way maybe deep down that part of you that does want this will just automatically find yourself really curious at least curious enough to add me and maybe even write and say hi because deep down you want to meet someone different who just might change your view and make you laugh maybe to the point where you find yourself smiling every once in a while thnking about that special someone.
Alex Irving
There was a little more but you get the basic idea. So guess how many dates I got. Out of the 100's of single girls who said they would love to date me, rape me, marry me etc out of the 100's of single girls who literally sent me message after message flooding my inbox saying please i'd love to meet you, out of all the 100's of girls who even went so far as to send me naked pictures of themselves.
Not a single date.
Every single girl stopped responding, blocked me or said get lost creep once i sent a picture of myself.
Can you spell rejection. You can but you can't spell alex irving do you work for a trophy company?
I think its frustrating people tell me all the time wow you are exactly what I want if only you had a twin I'd definitely date you ..
This movie is hilarious. If you have a dark sense of humor you will love it. A must see. If you are a little more sensetive it is a love story too.
The Blackeyed Peas My Humps music video
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Daniel Powter- Had a bad day music video
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