I am terrified of everything.
The list includes, but is not limited to:
-Plastic Bags (large AND small)
-Parked Motorcycles
-Iguanas
-Tortoises
-Cookie Sheets
-Noise of any kind
-Men
-Small Children
-I Love Lucy dolls
-Giant Bouncy Balls
-Belts
-String
-Soda Cans
-Spare Change
-My Reflection
-People wearing hats or hoods
-Cats
-Rats
-Any other animals, including large dogs
-Gloves
-Small dogs that bark
-Knitting Needles
-Praying Mantis'
-Socks
-Telephone Cords
-Vacuum Cleaners
-Screen Doors
-Brooms
I love to eat:
-Carrots
-Oreos
-Paper
-Socks (Even though I'm afraid of them)
-Things that fall on the floor
-Wallets
-Things that are in wallets
-Important Documents
-Unimportant Documents
-My owners' other pets
-The blanket
-DVDs
-Playstation Games
-Sandals
-The Crotch Area of Dirty Underwear
-Popcorn
-My leash
-Checkbooks
-Frisbees
-Ropes
-Bones (duh)
-Stuffed Animals, especially the squeaky part inside
-Frozen Tater Tots
-Cooked Tater Tots
-Pizza
-Plastic cups and plates
-Hair Brushes
-Toilet Brushes
-Hammers
-Pillows
--But not dog food. Yuck.
