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About Me


Birthday 10/29/1982
Current location Le Mans (France)
Nationality French
Status Single
Hair color Brownish; +/- Blond
Eye color Blue - Green blend
Single or Group Dates Single Dates and Group Orgy
One goal you like to achieve this year Work in China - end of 2007 for sure; Buy an Apartment: it's done since Oct 06th '06 yeah!!!
Your weakness Workaholic and Spending $$$ on shoes
Your fears Forgetfulness - Alzheimer
Thoughts First Waking Up What an interesting Dream! Where Is She???
The shoes you wore today Classy Business
Do you smoke not anymore or only when I’m drunk
Do you sing daily in my car; under the shower...
Ever been in love Of course
Do you get along with your parents Yes
Ever been drunk Too Many Times
Cappucino or coffee Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Do you want to get married Definitely Yes, I do!
What do you want to be when you grow up A Good Father/Husband/Friend/CEO ;-)
Do you swear Yes, when it's true
McDonald or Burger king McDo
Do you believe in yourself Over-confident
How do you want to Die I want to die in good health ;-)
Pepsi or Coke Coke
Your Bedtime Whenever I fall asleep
Sublime Live: Awesome 8'20''of pure moment ;-) Best Band ever == Sublime: for sure, my favorite group. Find more videos on Music space hereunder because I'm worth it! ;-) There is the house of my parents on the card, this landscape is the "golfe du Morbihan" a sublime place where I grew up in Bretagne... nice childhood@ work .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

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Hi Guys, welcome in my tormented world; Well, I am a French guy, I’m 24 (Oct 29, 1982) and currently work as International Strategic Buyer of electronical components for an Original Design Manufacturer in Le Mans (55' minutes by train from Paris) for a famous OEM Mobile Phone Brands... I may negiotate your antenna, battery pack, Bluetooth, WiFi, TV chipset and others commodities which will enable you to live in a wonderful technologic World ;-)I live in Le Mans since October '05 which is a kind of "Motor European City" == You may know the famous car race: Le Mans 24hours, where you can see tons of pretty & amazing luxury cars...Entry of the Circuit - Aston Martin, gorgeous car - Le Mans 24h - June 18th '06I also got great opportunities to live in several French and European cities such as Paris, Amsterdam, Valencia, La Rochelle, Bordeaux, Le Mans... anyway I am from Bretagne (French West Coast, Dude!). This is a really nice French region, check on Google pics ;-)My parents still live over there in a nice seaside resort which is pretty full of tourists during summer time.My job requires me to travel all over the world therefore I am open-minded, I like art, culture, cuisine from everywhere, music, travel,... and much more... seaside resort with beach atmosphere, I like warm weather, I like snow but only two weeks per year not much more. and I definitely want to share my experiences with everybody who wants to. That's it about my current life.I am ready to move in another country again, I even plan to live in Shenzhen from January 2008. If you are around, don't hesitate to send me some messages.Salut, Laurent Skype ID: llepen MSN: [email protected] what really grinds my gears ;-) I think I am looking for a nice and charming foreign girl with who I could build a bi-cultural family. This is my long-term strategy ;-) if you are interested in doing something with me; feel free to contact me ;-)Skype ID: llepen MSN: [email protected] US Army //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Music, Cinema, Art, Surf, crazy nights with my friends, beach atmosphere, high-quality foods with good boozes, summer nights in Bretagne, Paris Night Clubs, barbecues, I love chilling with my buddies. I Like: swimming, fun people, having a good time, waking up with my gf, French Breakfast, travelling, Road trip, International cultures , internet, sports : surf, kayak... //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////I am a fun loving French guy looking for a sweet pretty good fun loving girl to share my love with ;-)In other words, I would love to find a pretty, honest, faithful, fun loving and caring girl. I am a Fuckin' Romeo with no place to go. I had many gf, I’m lucky as hell but I’m still looking for the one…I am looking for the last ONE! Russian matrioshkaI think being in love is the best feeling that you can experience. "Love sucks!" That's also true.Summer Vacation August '06 - Part I: Lacanau Ocean - Hossegor - Ferias of Bayonne:
| View | Add FavoriteSummer Vacation August '06 - Part II: BZH - Morbihan - Sarzeau / Carnac / Quiberon:
| View | Add FavoriteJust a glance at what looks like the Ferias of Bayonne --Big Waves for my 23 years BirthdayAston Martin - Vantage / Le Mans 24h - June 18th '06Summer '05 - here in BZH - Presqu'ile de Rhuys - St-Gildas Lacanau OceanLet's go to the Washing MachineSea, Sex & SunFear and Loathing in BordeauxFear and Loathing in Bordeauxin the garden of my parents house with my mum & bro with my nephewmy favorite island "l'Hern", only one house, Robinson Crusoe had almost the same ;-)French Revolution Day on the Golfe du Morbihan, check on google pics ;-)another great island: Ile d'Arzmy favorite beach "Kerjouanno", where I sold titbit when I was 16 for summer job ;-) Kerjouanno beachKerjouanno beach & I ;-)Le Château de Suscinio -- Suscinio Castle, a middle age castle close to the beach, Duc de Bretagne favorite summer house Back to Lacanau BeachSouth Lacanau BeachLa dune du Pyla: the biggest European sand area, actually, it's close to Bordeaux and completely astounding!!! Firstly, you have to climb the big sand motion and when you arrive at the top you can see from one side the forest and the beginning of Bordeaux, then le bassin d'Arcachon and finally the Atlantic Ocean -- La Dune Du Pyla - Bassin d'AcachonLa dune du PylaLa dune du PylaLa dune du PylaLa dune du PylaLa dune du Pyla That's currently what I do during my w-e, enjoy life and make it more pleasurable everyday.Biscarosse PlageBiscarosseBiscarosseBiscarossewelcome home w-e in may7/05 in the villa in NoyaloFriday 13th, May '05 -- at home in Bretagne, it is much better.Noyalo (56 450) Morbihan - BZH - FranceI love Cats, definetely my favorite animal: The cats - domestic and wild - have intrigued humans for thousands of years, and throughout that time the relationship of these animals with humans has varied widely. People have valued cats as hunters, worshiped them as gods, and sacrificed them as demons.However, the animals have survived and are still fascinating. They have often been used as symbols of beauty, grace, mystery, and power, and they have been favorite subjects for many artists and writers.Theo, the real LandlordTheo, according to my parents, he is my little Bro ;-)In the BZH JungleWe share the same eye color, this is a family trade mark.Don't push me too far!STFU, I'm sleepingLook at my fangs!Tatoun, the cat of my brotherTatounTatoun modelingMoussia - RIP my Franco/Russian cat - I spent some great time with you and Xenia (an ex gf who is one my best friend now) you were the funniest! you are certainly hunting in Cat's Heaven ;-)Moussia, the craziest That was his 1st Kung Fu lesson.My terrible hunter cat - thundercats - funny "Moussia" meaning "the one who have the fangs" in Russian language Don't bother, the bird flew away of course! Now, Moussia is trying to kill the fishes in my parent's house, a real serial killer!Puss in boots Give me some love or I shoot the kittyPuss in GunI would pee in my pants What I like...What I make during my spare time... I am an "eyebrow freak", I love girls with beautiful ones, it's one of the first thing I look at in a lady...odd, weird, crazy...I know ;-) This is the place where I grew up and I have all my roots and childhood souvenirs and by the way also most of my real friends. that means that I always have a blast when I come back ;-) This is the bathroom's viewI love cooking, this is one of my hobbies. I will certainly write a Cuisine Book: "Show me how you cook and I will tell you how you make love"

I'd like to meet:

All those creative people with entrepreneurial mindset who want to have a positive impact on Culture, Politics and Art.Bradley Nowell (Sublime singer), Louis de Funes (too late), Benoit Poelvoorde, Johnny Depp, Richard Bronson, Steve Fosset, Hugh Hefner, Robbie Williams, Jean Reno, Tony Parker, Ewan McGregor, Dustin Hoffman, Will Smith, Kevin Spacey, Matt Groening, Phil Collins, Jamel Debbouze, Robbin Williams, Emir Kusturica, Daniel Day-Lewis, Snoop Dogg, Christophe Rocancourt, Kelly Slater, Tiger Woods, Nicolas Duvauchelle, Larry Flint, ... some nice women also ;-) -- Natalie Portman, Virginie Ledoyen, Asia Argento, Vanessa Paradis, Audrey Tautou, Gwen Stefani, Rona Hartner, Monica Belucci, Fergie ...+ MY WIFE, I am definitely looking forward to meeting her!As you can see, most of them are brunettes, this is my addiction even if I like all type of beautiful girls, I got nice opportunities to have all types of gf: Latina, Asian, Black, European but my fav always have long black hair ;-) my mum is blond so no direct meaning ;-) SEX SELLSSEX SELLSSEX SELLSSEX SELLSSEXY BARBIES: MSN: [email protected]

Music:

Actually, I like pretty much everything without exception, all types of music, rock, techno, rap, … anyway, my favourite band is an American one: Sublime, they are almost unknown in France but I like so much this group since a long time, there are tons of Artists than I like such as Beastie Boys, Tiesto, Long Beach Dub All Star, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pixies, Robbie Williams, Benabar, 2 Many DJ's, David Guetta, Carl Cox, Snoop Dogg,… Early in the morning risin' to the street Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet Got to find a reason a reason things went wrong Got to find a reason why my money's all gone But I got a dalmatian and I can still get high I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riotSublime Doin' TimeSummertime and the livin's easy Bradley's on the microphone with Ras-MG All the people in the dance will agree that we're well qualified to represent the LBC An awesome concert in the Parc des Princes which held in Paris in 2004-06-15Tïesto, a very good Dutch DJ, he opened the Olympic Games in Athen... his most famous song is "Traffic"clip from stories tales liesSublime Slow rideMuse - unintended LIVEMuse - unintendedTTC - Dans le Club .. Miscelleanous Nice Videos:Hey Clip -- Crazy, imaginative and creative American TeenagersMortal Kombat Theme -- Crazy, imaginative and creative American Teenagers

Movies:

I am a real movie freak, I have tons of DVD and DivX,... I don't keep movies which I won't watch again, so if the movie is shitty -- I don't keep it, I cannot keep something that I am sure I will not watch anymore...my fav' at a glance:In The Name Of The Father, Black cats/White cats, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Le fabuleux destin d Amelie Poulain, Fight Club, Blow, La vida e bella, c est arrivé près de chez vous (Man Bites Dogs), Star Wars, Full Metal Jacket, Natural Born Killers, Saw, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Napoleon Dynamite, Pirates of Carribean, Back to the Future, Most of the Charlie Chaplins movies (my favorite: City Lights & The Kid) and hundred of others movies... I am addicted to CinemaUncle Rico Time Machine - Back to 1982Uncle Rico Time Machine - Back to 1982Cédric Klapisch movies with Romain Duris actorLe Péril JeuneRomain Duris & Elodie BouchezSpanish ApartmentXavier (Romain Duris) is a straight-laced French college senior who moves to Barcelona as part of a student exchange program, much to the dismay of his girlfriend Martine (Audrey Tautou). But sharing cramped quarters with students from all over the Europe quickly leads to multi-cultural chaos as Xavier gets hilarious, eye opening lessons on how to live, love, laugh….and party!Spanish ApartmentRussian DollsGadjo Dilo: Romain Duris & Rona Hartner = Awesome movie

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Futurama, The Simpsons, Spin City, a few French shows, MTV, Family Guy-- Jesus doing magic heyhey

Books:

My favorite ones: Le petit prince (Antoine de St-Exupery) ; le Horla (Guy de Maupassant) ; Brave New World (Aldous Huxley), Of Mice and Men(John Steinbeck); I have just finished reading a travel book regarding a trekking trip in Africa: Africa Trek (Sonia & Alexandre Poussin), a so much crazy French couple who walked 8 000 miles from South Africa to Israel for 3 years… awesome stories. Scene Texts: I keep with me in my bag when I travel the scene texts of one of the best French humorist, Pierre Desproges -- this guy was a genius Pierre Desproges Wait for a time, exactly under the star. Then, if a little man appears who laughs, who has golden hair and who refuses to answer questions, you will know who he is.

Heroes:

Definetely, All those I’d like to meet. Montmartre under the snow Rochefort-Sur-Mer in Feb' 2005 The view from my room in Bretagne the same view under the snow - Winter '05 La Rochelle this is the Church "St-Louis" close to one of my flat, I like the main door like a Roman Temple some nice streets in La Rochelle, le Café Molière A beach near La Rochelle during Spring time '05. The Netherlands and the famous Windmills, it is in Kinderihjt a nice country place. Drunk in the Netherlands, a.k.a "windmill, bike and weed country" Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll in Amsterdam Crazy ParisIf you arrive until here, you deserve some miscellaneaous stuff: Million Dollar Homepage, Respect ALEX! So he had this little idea the other day. He was trying to think of interesting ways to make some cash before going to University and somehow this crazy thought entered his head: "I'll try and make a million dollars, by selling 1,000,000 pixels, for $1 each." And so 'The Million Dollar Homepage' is born...I like playing chess with a buddy specially in a Dutch coffeeshop... if you see two bodies embrassing, that means you have a perverse mind if you were a child you would only see seven dolphins playing in the sea ;-) almost the same mind, just inverse thoughts Raffaele Iannello is an Italian designer and I am so jealous to not think about that before him

My Blog

Back From Ibiza (F*** ME, IM FAMOUS)

Hi there, I'm just back from Ibiza (in Spain), and I can tell you that this island is the craziest place for clubbing!!! Ibiza is renowned world-wide for its fantastic nightlife through some of the b...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes ta...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:12:00 PST

Only if you get bored... 101 actions to put into practice

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."4. Learn Morse code, and have conversation...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol: First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even ...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:58:00 PST

Cannes Festival & 6 lessons

I like this crazy movie and how the "Team America" destroys Paris, this movie is awesome... I hope that Cannes Festival will launch some amazing movies and will discover some good actors ---> ,it se...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How can you get more fluent in French?

Well, the answer to that question really depends on you. If you come to French lessons for an hour a week but never speak French out of class, it isn't very easy to become more fluent. However, with a...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to improve a presentation

To put it bluntly, most of the thousands of speeches and presentations made daily are just plain boring. And the same can be said for many written articles. The attention span of audiences today is sh...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tramp Story

Well, 5 years ago, it was the end of the summer, August 2000, I went to buy a jean after having slave over all the summer on a beach to sell sweets, foods (peanuts with caramel& « the pill of the summ...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

French wonders

Now, I am going to evoke the French way of living which is for me a French wonder. Well, foreigners don't come for the beaches, the climate or low living costs of France. They're attracted by the cul...
Posted by ~*~ Laurent ~*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST