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FantasyFreddy

FREE SHAMU!!!! REPEAL ALL VICTIMLESS/CONSENSUAL CRIMES, LIKE PROHIBITION!!!! GO BARAK!!!

About Me

my website for the last few years is FantasyFreddy.com. All my music, paintings, and blog entries are free at the site for now!! (will start charging soon for most of the music, to cover living expenses) (blog entries at fantasyfreddy.com/cblog). Originals of paintings are always for sale, and are four feet square in size... I RAN FOR PRESIDENT in 2004, with incredible author HELLA WINSTON AS VICE-PRESIDENT, and with awesome psychedelic artist KENNY SCHARF's doggie BABY as co-candidate... WE LOST! (very libertarian/anti-war platform)... did get on Tonight Show with Jay Leno for 20 seconds (wearing yellow silk boxers with a smily face and tongue sticking out and blowing the shofar and chonch shell!) which didn't really help.... I like to rollerblade, swim in ocean, bodysurf (hardcore, thank you very much!). Do some weights.. jog a bit. About to shift the exercise back into high gear, DAILY!!! mostly vegan, with a little fish and cheese... which i might cut out soon... meat makes me sleep!! I am a lawyer, and believe in fighting for those who need me most! Especially those society hates the most!! i mean, that is my job here! I am a painter: see my paintings at www.fantasyfreddy.com (i like other's paintings and photos, and do my own photos too!) I sing: my music is free at my website. the music is totally out of control!!! :P I play the shofar (ram's horn), and blow until I trip! Yes, you can blow the shofar until u trip! I think i triggered a dmt release for a few seconds!! (OK, there was a splitting headache too, but it was worth it!!) I like to dance, a lot! Moontribe especially, or any old psy trance really, especially the fierce shit! Me likes da super fierce shit, for say 10-20 hrs at a time, thank u! Been to the last 6 Burning Mans, and one Rainbow gathering! (just missed this last burn, sadly)... I pray and meditate a lot! I am studying for the California Bar Exam right now, to do law in this state! (already admitted as lawyer in New York State).. Yes, i am THE Fantasy Freddy, the one and only!! Being me is both very exciting and very boring!! I need to go for a blade or do some weights right now! Sitting still sucks!!

My Interests

Saving the world, law, body surfing, weights, roller-blading, jogging, sunning, sleeping, tefillin, other things! my music, art, and blogging (at fantasyfreddy.com), and throwing great parties.. shabbos... I also do exorcisms and healings sometimes (when necessary) quite successfully! :P

I'd like to meet:

people, dolphins, starfish, alien life forms, spirits on other planes (only good ghosts, angels, etc.), Spalding Gray.. oh, he's dead, oops! and i kinda met him once, thank G d!! Gary Trudeau, Doonesbury genius! Gandhi, Rebbe Nachman, Papa Murray, Bob Marley, and many other "dead" people... some day! Howard Stern again, for more than two evenings... he is just so wonderful!! Bob Dylan again, for more than a few seconds! many many others!! some of u no who ur! and know we will meet soon! Baruch Hashem!! oh, George Carlin, who i almost met in Venice once... i blew that one big time!! well, we'll meet again some sunny day (while still alive)!!

Music:

freddy mercury & queen, my own, my friends: michaeljost.com, galacticdrifter.com aka David Kadison, sugarbitch.com, springgroove.com, skunc (on myspace), champa51.com, david kadison, tragic tantrum), bob dylan (respect!), bob marley (ditto!), ziggy marley, damian marley (just saw on "Austin City Limits": WOW!!), julian marley, bjork, moby, moontribe.org djs (djs: Petey, treavor, john kelly, greenboy, and ALL the rest), some other burningman dj's whose names i never caught!!!, the mutaytor.com., tracy chapman, ben harper, lenny kravitz, sir billy squier (who donated to hella winston's benefit for axe project capuera troupe in bahia, brazil!!), snoop, cyprus hill, village people, kermit the frog and the muppets, the drummers for the capuera dancers, cuban music, u2, israeli trance, prince, sinead, fiddler on the roof, leonard cohen, nirvana, foo fighters (love the ff stickers!), simon and garfunkle, cranberries, tragic tantrum (on myspace), springgroove (on myspace), van halen, dolphins singing to me underwater (better than all the rest!!) (yes, they serenaded me once, about 10 of them!!)

Movies:

pan's labyrinth, this is spinal tap, borat, marathon man, the princess bride, heathers, lord of the rings, scarface, little mermaid, pulp fiction, true romance, the muppett movie, beetlejuice, caddyshack, bronx tale, beautiful country, harry potter, safe, reservoir dogs, willy wonka (original), chitty chitty bang bang, march of the penguins (although that vomit scene was nasty!), bee season, looking for mr. goodbar, rattle and hum, ronin (has my car chaya in it!), everything woody allen, including: annie hall, everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask, hannah and her sisters, manhattan murder mystery, a midsummer nights sex comedy, and his new one scoop, which i loved last night!! Also, loved camille claudel with isabelle adjani, green card (i LOVE andi mcdowell, and gerard depardieu too!), sex lies and videotape, hairspray, anything at the israeli film festival, anything at the "SICK AND TWISTED" animated video festival, south park the movie, caddyshack, back to school, ANYTHING with natalie portman: she rules!. .. oh, and jaws, and jaws ii, close encounters... hmmm... from the israeli film festival a year or two ago, liked "the last nazi" and a few others too!, no way out, dead again, blue velvet, the spy who loved me, risky business (if u watch it closely you will realize that tom cruize never took the sat, because he quotes the score he got ending in a single digit, and not a zero!), blazing saddles, history of the world, young frankenstein, the producers (both versions!) and anything else with mel brooks, breakfast club, mrs. doubtfire, plan to see chaplin soon! Henry: Portrait of a Serial Klller was great, but disturbing... Fiddler on the Roof was cool... the Aristocrats! Alice in Wonderland with Sammy Davis Jr. as the hookah-smokin' caterpiller!!, Dr. Strangelove definitely!!!!! many others i'm forgetting now!! (just saw "the simpsons" and "sicko"... loved them both!)

Television:

sarah silverman show, cnn, all in the family, the jeffersons, south park, jon stewart+steven colbert, cspan, old mtv, comedy central, old saturday night lives, old nightlines with ted koppel, bill maher show, bet (especially the bet awards with harry belafonte this year)... I really like life a lot more than tv, though! :) ps: anderson cooper rocks!!! and christianne amanpour is still HOT! .. Mad tv: I thought up having a vietnamese gay houseboy long before they did , though, and told many my (fake) plans!! Nice fat suit, though, andy! I miss videos on MTV... thats what it stands for right? Music Television.. The fun about it used to be it was the only station with music on tv.. and 24/7!! Now there are none.. (i take that back: just found mtv2!) And , while I'm bitching, i miss ted koppel on nightline, i miss cnn headline news being headline news and not that stupid hangman bitch nancy "grace" (who is sometimes right on!!) (and sometimes very wrong!!), and other shows... it's ok, though... with all the times i've almost died lately, i b quite lucky to still b alive!! As Pearl Jam used to sing when there were still music videos, "I'm Still Alive!" And ur too!!

Books:

1984, bar exam review essays and outlines, the torah, the zohar, rebbe nachman's advice and fairy tales, other fairy tales (hans christian anderson, etc.), bar bri bar exam review books, bound versions of RAW, Maus by Art Spiegelman, RAW-food Cookbook by Juliano, a wrinkle in time, from the mixed up files of mrs. basil d. frankenweiler, all the old judy blume shit, harry potter, sorcery cookbooks, dybbyk (all about jewish exorcisms), the dybbyk, voltaire's candide, gargantua and pantagruel, the little prince, old encyclopedia brittanicas, the columbia encyclopedia, the bound version of '60's columbia spectators i found in the exeter library (thank G d!) detailing daily the student takeover of campus and subsequent police riot, "spock on spock" (I love and miss dr. spock, who i met once and hung out with at the cathedral of st. john the divine during a ceremony commemorating the 3 civil rights workers killed in mississippi in 1964)... (that's dr. benjamin spock for all u who b too young 2 remember him!), private parts by h. stern, anything and everything Doonesbury, Ain't Nobody's Business by Peter McWilliams, Libertarian Extraordinaire!!! Also, Portnoy's Complaint, Goodbye Columbus, Zuckerman Unbound ("Lickety Split" rules!), and anything else by Philip Roth!, Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein, and anything else by him too, Dr. Seuss' "oh the places you'll go", Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger.

Heroes:

mom, dad, evan, papa murray, grandma rose, great grandma helen, uncle irving, aunt helen, aunt barbara, uncle george, mark and laura and their spouses and kids!, jeff and paulette and kids, rabbi stan and linda and kids, george soros, debbrah from moveon.org for making thousands of get out the vote phone calls and takin bak the congress!, gandhi, professor dennis dalton who is totally a living angel and a moral guide and inspiration to us all, israelis, ariel sharon, presidents gore and kerry and first lady teresa, senators heinz and wellstone, david and dominique and josh kadison, bill and melinda gates and warren buffet, steve jobs and steve wozniak (for the rainbow apple and their famous black box!), peter mcwilliams who choked to death on his own vomit because he was deprived by us govt from ingesting healing marijuana, rebbe nachman of breslov, dan the man (from burning man), howard stern, great-grandma helen and great grandpa max, grandma rose and papa murray, laura and ken and rose-chana, rivka and mark and risa and leah and abbey, the chabad counselors, hella, and all the great rabbis i've met over the years... rabbi wolfe-blank and family, rabbi stan and rebbitzen linda, rabbi arthur and rebbitzin phyllis, rabbi jeff roth of eilat chayyim, rabbi zalman, the rebbe, rabbi levitansky & f, r. hecht & f, rabbi leider & f., r. captain awesome, r. spongebob & f., r. steve from the drum circle, gowenka-g, freddy mercury and queen, firefighters, firedancers at burning man and everywhere, pyros, pyschos, geeks, freeks, mutants, and all u out there doin the right thang!! keep it real!! peace!! BURN!!!!!! more: mark and andrea, paul jose and boys, spalding gray, the google guys, the utube guys, the u2 guys, bob marley and his family, hella and her family (paul+ jose and kids, renata, john, valerie + her husband and kids, malkie), lifeguards (especially the one in la jolla who definitely saved my life a few months ago! a total vicious angel!!!!) oh, and sarah silverman, of course!!

My Blog

watch the video of ruined homes at cnn.com/larryking

Thursday, April 17. 2008 watch the video of ruined homes at cnn.com/larryking soooo shocking it is hard to describe. they tore these families apart because upset about plural marriage, and maybe gett...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST

Here is the applicable Texas law I found on the web in 2 seconds..

It obviously says a minor may get married in Texas with a judge's approval.  So all allowing the children to go home would do would be deciding that the ("minor") young women and men marrying and...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST

US Constitution demands we leave those poor Mormons alone, and return their children to their p

US Constitution demands we leave those poor Mormons alone, and return their children to their parents!! The First Amendment of the Constitution states:Congress shall make no law respecting an establi...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST

KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY!!

KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY!!
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:31:00 PST

IF THE WOMEN JUST CRAPPED AND PISSED ON ELLIOT SPITZER HE IS NOT GUILTY!!

  IF HE SCREWED THEM, HE IS A TOTAL HYPOCRITE AND MUST IMMEDIATELY ADVOCATE LEGALIZING ALL VICTIMLESS CRIMES AND FREEING ALL CITIZENS IN PRISON FOR SUCH CRIMES, OR RESIGN!!! USA HAS HIGHEST ...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:15:00 PST

for updates goto fantasyfreddy.com/cblog

been lazy lately.. busy,.... so goto my web page for updates for now.. later i'll cut and paste.. must study like a madman.. kinda like partyin like a rockstar.. kinda not  =P  ... L8 F &nbs...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:47:00 PST

MOVIE "GHOSTS OF ABU GRAIB" ON HBO: TORTURE AND MURDER BY US TROOPS AND CIA AND MERCENARIES!!

THE MOVIE IS A DOCUMENTARY SHOWING TORTURE AND MURDER AT ABU GRAIB, AND THE COVERUP.  ONLY ONES PUNISHED WERE THOSE WHO TOOK PHOTOS!!  THIS GOES TO THE TOP!!  BE AFRAID!!  BE VERY ...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:28:00 PST

BIG BROTHER ON THE ATTACK! WE MUST STOP HIM NOW!! LISTEN TO "BUSH" SONG AT FANTASYFREDDY.COM!!

Wednesday, February 13. 2008 Senate advocates increased Big Brother Spying, legalizing phone companies' illegal and immoral mass spying!! This is many many Democrats siding with Bush and the Republi...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:20:00 PST

Rep Lantos Dead, Facebook spying, Greek sex scandal, Death Penalty horror, etc.

Monday, February 11. 2008 Representative Tom Lantos and Actor Roy Scheider (Marathon Man) Dead Now!! Israel mourns Holocaust survivor Lantos2 hours agoJERUSALEM (AFP)  Israel on Monday hailed the l...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST

SUDAN GOVT ATTACKS DARFUR TOWNS TODAY!!

February 8, 2008 Sudan Planes, Militia Attack Darfur Towns By REUTERS Filed at 12:02 p.m. ET KHARTOUM (Reuters) - Sudanese government aircraft, army and militia attacked two towns in West Darfur st...
Posted by FantasyFreddy on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:34:00 PST