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The Astonishing Andy-Man !

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Greetings Citizen, welcome to my myspace page. thanks for visiting. So I guess you're curious about me or you're lost. Hopefully it's the first one. Well where to start ... let's get this quickly out of the way then we can continue, I am a geek, yes you read that right. I'm a grown man who enjoys watching cartoons and reading comic books, I play video games and I have a borderline psychotic fascination with movies. If you haven't guessed by now I live in a fantasy most of the time, making up characters and stories in my head . I spend my time daydreaming and scribbling in the corners of notepads and I'm not ashamed of it. You're probably sitting there, reading this and thinking to yourself (If you haven't already left by now) "why would a person admit to stuff like this ? If anyone wanted to be liked at all then they should keep this stuff hush hush". Well I'll just get to the point and tell you. Most of my life I have had to keep this stuff secret to gain the respect of my peers, a fact that I'm not too proud of myself. Well world I've had enough of being judged! Just because I'm a little different from the rest of my brainwashed MTV generation doesn't make me simple minded or less cool; quite on the contrary. I'm currently studying Media at University and well on my way to gain my bachelor of arts which covers the intellect part and as for the coolness factor ... define cool. If cool means going out, socialising, having a sense of humour then I'm pretty much two for two. So what do you think, I'm not your regular guy I can assure you that, but please, when you look at someone like me and only see one side, keep an open mind; you might be pleasantly suprised...
As for My Alter Ego Andy-Man, The Astonishing Andy-Man is Earths Mightiest Hero / Adventurer. While visiting a science exhibition on Beta Rays Andy Baird accidentally tripped over a cable that lay dangerously in the middle of the laboratory and as a result he fell head first into the occuring experiment. Absorbing a large quantity of the dangerous "Beta Rays" he collapsed, moments from death. However, the scientist in charge of the experiment, Dr Quentin Kane, had previously been working on a formula, called "ZOLF-X", to allow people to work with Beta Rays without danger of radiation poisoning. Although the formula was unfinshed and unstable the scientist used the chemical on Andy anyway. He survived but in turn acquired astonishing super powers ! However with his powers the scientist revealed to him a time limit ! Due to the unstable nature of the formula Andy-Man would only have 3 years of this unlimited power before both the ZOLF-X and the Beta energy would burn completely through his system; leaving him an average young man. Knowing that he would only have the powers for such little time he decided to use them for good and fight evil. On that very day a legend was born, a hero known by the people of earth as THE ASTONISHING ANDY-MAN, THE CRIMSON AVENGER OF JUSTICE !!! ___________________________________________________________ POWERS : I can fly at around Mach 5 and can charge my molecules to become an unmovable mass meaning I can take a whole lot of damage with nothing to show for it. in addition to this the dense molecular structure allows me to lift large weights. I can turn this power on and off when I need too. The only downside is I can't fly when I'm using that power, I just drop out of the sky like a led weight. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andy Baird
Birthday: 5th August
Birthplace: Falkirk
Current Location: Kilmarnock
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5ft 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white protestant
The Shoes You Wore Today: the pair that aint my trainers
Your Weakness: comics and chicken
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: spicy chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't have one
Thoughts First Waking Up: morning wood again ?!!
Your Best Physical Feature: big shoulders
Your Bedtime: 12pm
Your Most Missed Memory: I wish I could remember it
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi (MAX)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: when I'm pissed off or drunk
Do you Sing: when I'm alone or drunk
Do you Shower Daily: everyday, I'm a clean boy
Have you Been in Love: strong crushes but never love
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: I'm doing this survey aint I !
Do you get Motion Sickness: after a while
Do you think you are Attractive: on a good day but generally no
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: ooh the pretty lights and scary sounds... yes
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: past month ? ... try last night
In the past month have you Smoked: HELL NO !!!!!!!!! smokings bad mmmkay
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not recently but they sure are good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: try July 05
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope .. do you think I'm some kinda hussy
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not to my knowledge
Ever been Drunk: is that a trick question
Ever been called a Tease: i don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: oh how I loathe thee, let me count the ways
Ever Shoplifted: i admit ...... nothing!!!!!!!
How do you want to Die: as painlessly as possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: in a perfect world a big budget movie producer
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada for some unknown reason
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: above 5ft 9 but below 6ft
Weight: not a lardass but theres nowt wrong with above aversge weight
Best Clothing Style: whatever as long as it aint like a clown.... i hate clowns
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: god knows ......... lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: can't count them
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Oh yeah and if it matters, I'm apparently this rating out of 10 hot. Any ladies can vote by clicking on the pic, please be gentle.

My Interests

Reading Graphic Novels, Drawing, Writing, Film making, Socialising and gaming

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, Stan Lee, Martin Scorcesse

Music:

Classic Rock, Metal, Ska, Punk

Movies:

My Top 10 favourite films so far, in no particular order are : Batman Begins, Mallrats, GO, An American Werewolf in London, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, Dazed and Confused, Singles, Gangster No.1, The Birdman of Alcatraz, The Shawshank Redemption...
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Television:

Smallville, Firefly, The O.C., Deadwood, Cartoons: Justice League Unlimited !!! One of the greatest action adventure cartoons ever created ! .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

"If Chins could Kill : Confessions of a B movie Actor" - Bruce Campbell, "Dune" - Frank Herbert, "Dracula" - Bram Stoker, "The Amazing Spider-man" - Stan Lee, John Romita, Steve Ditko (circa 1962 - 1970), "Green Arrow" - Kevin Smith, Phil Hester.

Heroes:



Andy Baird http://bairdmeister.bebo.com/
The Meteor (My own creation), Stan Lee and Spider-man

My Blog

***ORIGIN OF THE ASTONISHING ANDY-MAN***

  ORIGIN OF THE ASTONISHING ANDY-MAN        &nbs p;         &nbs p; - PART ONE "CRIMSON" Story by Andrew Baird ...
Posted by The Astonishing Andy-Man ! on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:21:00 PST

CALLING ALL HEROES !!!!!

The Astonishing Andy-Man, needs you if you are a wannabe crimefighter ! Let's face it the road to justice and a crime free planet is long and arduous and no one man can possibly take it on alone, mean...
Posted by The Astonishing Andy-Man ! on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

GREEN ARROW COMING TO SMALLVILLE !

 I'm in a great mood today and do you know why ? Because one of my favourite DC superheroes is going to be guest starring on one of my favourite TV shows. Yes thats right some of you have probabl...
Posted by The Astonishing Andy-Man ! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST

MORE ON BRUCE CAMPBELL / MYSTERIO

 Hey Guys, just a quick post this time but I just found a great video link on the net of Bruce campbell talking about his current and upcoming projects including the DVD release of "The Adventure...
Posted by The Astonishing Andy-Man ! on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:39:00 PST