So you think you can whip???? |
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Posted by Afghan Market on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Monkey Bombs for Tom Cruise |
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I swear this is...
Posted by Afghan Market on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:57:00 PST |
Drinkwater.... Save me from Sony. |
Hey hey Drinkwater, I hope this letter finds you well. The record company have been calling non-stop. They are getting pretty impatient and are making all sorts of demands. Fucking infedels !!! T...
Posted by Afghan Market on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:45:00 PST |
There's Money in Scrap Metal... |
The hollow bones of a corpsed, flightless bird were all that was left after that old Devil came to town. The mill was burned, the lesser respected transients had long since filled our river beds, and ...
Posted by Afghan Market on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:44:00 PST |
Rescue me Sgt Drinkwater (D.W) - Letters from the Country Club Massacre |
This plan was almost perfect D.W. Almost fucking flawless my good comrade, but 'almost' dont put the spoils of victory in your righteous fucking hand. As you know, these past four months I have been p...
Posted by Afghan Market on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST |
shut up about vampires already... |
....but everyone likes vampires right??? well I do and thats all I really care about so here we go...
So it was a very unproductive summer when I found myself looking at the employment ...
Posted by Afghan Market on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Lee Melon and the Bankrupt Generation.... |
......and as i look out over the valley of fraud, i smell fresh bank notes and burning pig fat. The factorys are working over-time, recycling broke-ass humans into designer handbags, to sell to future...
Posted by Afghan Market on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:56:00 PST |
spent all my money in a mexican whorehouse... |
and love..... there it is. amidst the shitters, the fuckers, the whores and the bastards, there it is.
so smile people, smile. show me the mother fucking beat...
if the afghan world can shine on and ...
Posted by Afghan Market on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:19:00 PST |
the death of a conglomerate salesman |
ok. enough with the fancy pants chit-chat!!! things are starting to get out of hand here. all the wrong people have taken over and left us afghanies here in a big pile of shit and sandwiches. ok i acc...
Posted by Afghan Market on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:46:00 PST |
