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Evian

I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!!

About Me

Well, I'm sort of a dirtbag bastard, but I've slept with worse guys....(mmm-hmm!) sometimes I have something itelligent/intelligible to say. Sometimes not. No Big Whoop. I'm not so fond of people in general, all hippies/greenpeace fucks, preachy animal activists, Crazy Jesus Freaks, etc. But I'm always down for meeting new folks, I can't cancel out every person...

My Interests

Rodeos, Monster Truck Rallies, Black & White films/Photography, Mafia/Mobsters, Serial Killers, Cock Fights, hot rods 20's-70's, lowriders, rollercoasters,tattoos, camping, beer, celts, vikings, grilled cheese and ranch, ranch, rainy days, dead animal meat, sci-fi/horror in any way, shape or form.

I'd like to meet:

Jake the Snake Roberts, Dustin Diamond (Screech), Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, and the sweatshop workers who made spandex for David Lee Roth!

Music:

Adicts, Belinda Carlisle, G 'n' R, Hellbenders, Cramps, the Damned, Black Sabbath, Demented are Go, Asmodeus, Corn on Macabre, Outkast, Pogues, Charlie Thompson, N.E.R.D., Charliehorse, The Stooges, Nick Cave, Samhain, the Slackers, Vibrators, Gein and the Graverobbers, Ghastly Ones, Libertine, Dio, Girlscool, Cradle of Filth, the Cure, Ducky Boys, Blondie, Garbage, Templars, Man or Astroman?, Johnny Thunders, NY Dolls, Lair of the Minotaur, Grim Reaper, Easy E, MC5, Kiss, Jackie Wilson, The Trouble, Diamond Head, Miles Davis, Hasil Atkins, Wayne Hancock, Blood for Blood, One King Down, Peter Murphy, Swingin' Utters, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Toilet Boys, Dead Boys, Mr. Badwrench, Hanoi Rocks, Bauhaus, Drive By Truckers, Drag the River, King Diamond, The Specials, Desmond Dekker, Camouflage, Psychadelic Furs, Cocksparrer, Skels, Against Me!,Agent Orange, Richard Hell, the Smiths/Morrisey, Blood or Whiskey.

Movies:

the Usual Suspects, Reservoir dogs, Mad Max, Monster Squad, Star Wars (episode 4-6), Cemetary Man, Tetsuo: the ironman, The Experiment, Boyz in the Hood, Menace II Society, Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Casino, A Bronx Tale, Carlito's Way,Donnie Brasco, Demons 1 & 2, Dream a little Dream, Airheads, Prince of Darkness, Aliens, True Romance, Joe Dirt, Top Gun, Better Off Dead, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Batman Begins, jason and the Argonauts, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Halloween, TX Chainsaw Massacre (orig.), Rosemary's Baby, Suicide Club, Wild Zero, Bloodfeast 2, Krull, Stand By Me, IT, Repo Man, V, Trainspotting,Strange Brew, Phantasm 1-4, The Philedelphia Experiment, The St. Francisville Experiment, Eaten Alive, Sleepaway Camp, Blazing Saddles, Dead and Breakfast, Club Dread, Death to Smoochie, Clue, Tombstone, Run Ronnie Run

Television:

MST3K, The Cosby Show, Taxi, Macgyver, A-team, Sopranos, Adult Swim, Old GI Joe and Transfomers, Curb your Enthusiasm

Books:

Count of Monte Crisco, Frankenstein, Blood washes Blood, Donnie Brasco, the Godfather, Cannibal, Slow Death, 1984, Tales of the Bounty Hunters, Shadows of the Empire

My Blog

SPLISH SPLASH, I WAS TAKIN' MY WRATH!!

Once upon a time, There was a kid named Greg Louganis, and he was a 13 year old boy vacationing in Florida with his family, and they were all in a boat about a mile offshore scuba-diving together, as ...
Posted by Evian on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

   ....Didn't you ever do that at school?  Try and throw your voice in class, saying something stupid like, "I HATE YOU TEACHER!!"  And I usually got caught.  Our re...
Posted by Evian on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

That's right, Buckaroo.

       You ever had one of those days when you're shavin' your face (this mostly applies to men) and you trim one sideburn significantly shorter than the other and instea...
Posted by Evian on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST