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Sofa King HOTT

What a RIOT.......BABY!! Holy Sh*T!!

About Me

I just filled this thing out and it got messed up and didn't show up on my profile. It's all good because I can do it up again, but it won't be as good. I am the one when dared, DOES it. Maybe if you're lucky enough you'll see. If you can't walk the walk keep on moving......NEXT!!!! I am a straight up Aries, blunt, stubborn and no don't confuse stubborness with being difficult! Hey what about online dating, what a headache, I mean they all hide behind the computer. I hate the part when it asks you to describe yourself....hahaha...We all love to talk about ourselves but on our own terms and besides that who is honest anyway. Advice, if it looks and sounds too good to be true, IT IS!!! WAKE UP!! Hoof Hearted, Ice Melted? If you're reading this outloud and people are looking at you oddly.....YOU DID IT!! I ain't claiming it for you so don't ask. My interests???? Well when I was a kid it involved a ant........Holy sh*t when that sun penetrated the glass the little guy FRIED!! I guess by definition in the eye of a physcologist we are all Jeffery Dahmers'.....OMG ....Help us all!! You did it too I am not alone! Elvis is still alive by the way; I saw him in drag going into the Jenny Craig clinic and his ass was looking PHAT!! As far as my personality goes, I don't have one still hoping to buy one somewhere and maybe someday I'll get lucky and steal one and not get busted.....

My Interests

Born and raised in Canada my obvious interest is HOCKEY!! Don't know about ya'll but I was born with skates on, my mom has the scars to prove it! I am an avid reader, I especially like memoirs because they make me feel good; I am not the only fu*k-up! Music...is to me like air is to you! UFC and YES I know what an arm bar is assh*le!

I'd like to meet:

You in a dark alley and kick your ass........Just playin'!! Jimmy Coonan.....lol!

Music:

EVERYTHNING!!!

Movies:

  • Usual Suspects

  • Resevoir Dogs

  • Platoon

  • Lean on Me

  • American History X

  • Grease

  • Major Payne

  • Bulletproof


  • Television:

    Don't watch it, I am way too smart to get sucked into that cult!

    Books:

    To Kill a Mocking Bird-Harper Lee
    Running with Scissors-Augusten Burroughs
    Crime & Punishment-Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    Naked, Barrel Fever-David Sedaris

    Heroes:

    Anyone who can say "I Love Myself" and really mean it!