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TheDave

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am great. I live in Orwell. Nathan lives in the house too and he is a hippy. I work with computers n' stuff.. What else do people put in here?In my spare time i enjoy my double life as a ninja fighter pilot, whilst saving kids in Africa from AIDS using my hovercraft. I have the ability the swim up waterfalls & can run in slow motion.I am the secret lovechild of Magnum PI. ..

My Interests

Drinking. getting naked. Getting women naked.And other more wholesome activities. Music & Films are the way forward.
Bracers of agility @ © SplitReason.com

I'd like to meet:

Brian Blessed. He rules.And Emma Bunton. Then i can make sweet love to her.And Bill Bailey. No sweet love for him however.

Music:

Rock. umm..3 Colours Red, Wildhearts, Muse, Everclear, Bad Religion, Metallica, and other stuff.There's a lot.

Movies:

All comedy. John Cusack films, Kevin Smith films, Star Wars (not the shatty new ones)

Television:

Spaced, Smoking Room, Peep Show, Green Wing, Black Books & anything with Bill Bailey.

Books:

Any with pages in them.

Heroes:

Me Myself And I.
You Are 18 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?Yeah right..
You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality TestYour results:
You are Han Solo Han Solo 75% Lando Calrissian 71% An Ewok 66% Luke Skywalker 65% Chewbacca 64% Qui-Gon Jinn 63% Princess Leia 61% Obi-Wan Kenobi 61% R2-D2 60% Padme 60% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz

My Blog

The Importance Of Being Born.

I couldn't put Earnest in my right mind. It would be a downright lie.. Okay. My Birthday. It's coming up. Well. Actually, it's not, but the subject of it has done. And as per usual, not to be outdone ...
Posted by TheDave on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

The Great Decline. We must react...

I wasn't going to. I thought i proved my point, but my appetite has not been sated. Merely wetted. Now i am sorely damp.I like House Parties. They are a British Institution. You go to America and they...
Posted by TheDave on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:42:00 PST

A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing...

I learned something today. Not only is a Merkin quite obviously a pubic wig & quite possibly my favourite word. (After Provolactic)   It is also the word for a group of Guinea Pigs... Awesome...
Posted by TheDave on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

About me..(I moved it)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:DaveBirthday:June in the year of Thatcher..Birthplace:KilkaudyCurrent Location:CambridgeEye Color:BlueHair Color:BrownHeight:5'10..It's tall enough!Right Handed...
Posted by TheDave on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

Reflections..Or an Epiphany if you like...

They say 'Time Heals All Wounds'...Well, i don't know about that. But it has given me time to think. Yesterday, i was rude. I read my blog back...and it appears i had been reading the Owen Hargreaves ...
Posted by TheDave on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

The Glory Of Me...& why my memory doesn't work anymore.

This is where everybody writes fasinating insights into their lives on what they've seen & what they've done right? Right. I don't want to do that. That would take ages. And quite frankly i'm gett...
Posted by TheDave on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST