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Mr 'ayes

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About Me

Four Year Old Drummer!

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Your Personality Profile
You are nurturing, kind, and lucky.
Like mother nature, you want to help everyone.
You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive.
A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker.
You are good natured and people enjoy your company.
You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you. The World's Shortest Personality TestFrom Farnborough, I am seen as the drunken enigma seen wandering aimlessly around town in a drunken stupor.People from all over come to point and laugh at the hobo of the borough, sometimes found asleep in the gutter - last nights kebab as a pillow.As my mother indoctrined in to my head at a young age: I do not have a drinking problem. I drink, get drunk, fall down. No problem!I do love her and her rotten liver, so.--------------------------------------------------------- ------I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

My Interests

Travel, work and partying, baby!Currently living in New York, woking here to run our US business. Tough job, but someone's gotta do it!Last year I worked in Brasil for 2 months, with 2 weeks in Uruguay - I handled all our US calls and set up a call centre at the end of it in Montevideo. Before that I also spent four months working in Dubai.

I'd like to meet:

Joga Bonito- Thierry Henry

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Create your own friendquiz hereA landlady of a decent drinking establishment willing to shower me with free alcoholic beverages for eternity.Another Piece Of The Pie

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Music:

GoodBooks, The Maccabees, The Futureheads, The Subways, Muse, The Kooks, The Strokes, Stereophonics, Big Wednesday, The Fins, Beat6, White Stripes, Dogs, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Happy Mondays, The Exits, Mansun, Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Snow Patrol, Razorlight, The Rakes, Flogging Molly, Mystery Jets, Yeah yeah yeahs, Arcade Fire, Athlete, Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis, Boy Kill Boy, Blur, Ocean Colour Scene, We are Scientists, The Klaxons, Killers, Kings of Leon, Baby Shambles, Biffy Clyro, The Clash, The Doves, Dirty Pretty Things, Embrace, Richard Ashcroft, Foo Fighters, Feeder, The Pigeon Detectives, The Vines, The Guillemots, The Kinks, The Jam, The Who, The Clash, Radiohead, Racountuers, The Holloways, Jimi Hendrix, Kasabian, Kaiser Chiefs, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Turin Breaks, The Zutons, Beck, Editors, Faithless, Morning Runner, Noisettes, Jack Penate, Paulo Nutini. Ahem. Which DISNEY character are you most like?
Goofy
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Movies:

Far too many to name all of them.Current faves are Le Haine, American History X, City of God, Donnie Darko, A Time to Kill and Goodbye Lenin.mini micheal jackson

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Television:

Green Wing, Shameless, Peep Show, Modern Toss, League of Gentlemen and many more!
You Are 32% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

Books:

John Grisham, Dean Koontz and Stephen King are the most read.And my new favourite, Carl Hiiason who rocks the schiznit :)
Your Career Type: Enterprising
You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable.
Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas.

You would make an excellent:

Auctioneer - Bank President - Camp Director
City Manager - Judge - Lawyer
Recreation Leader - Real Estate Agent - Sales Person
School Principal - Travel Agent - TV Newscaster

The worst career options for your are investigative careers, like mathematician or architect. What's Your Ideal Career?

Heroes:


You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. What's Your Personality Type?Mr Guinness:)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paddy
Birthday: 25th June (1982)
Birthplace: Frimley, Surrey
Current Location: The Ghetto aka Farnborough, Hampshire
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Fair
Height: 6ft 0''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: White nike trainers
Your Weakness: Alcohol
Your Fears: Not enough alcohol
Your Perfect Pizza: Perfect Pizza? Surely that's subliminal advertising!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do well in my work placement in Dubai
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cuntleberger
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bollocks
Your Best Physical Feature: Eye's
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired/nearly alcoholically comotose
Your Most Missed Memory: 'Uncle' Tom
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - I don't have a habit, just like the smell.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Boiger King
Single or Group Dates: Group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: American poo - feck orf
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Appalingly
Do you Shower Daily: Don't be silly!
Have you Been in Love: Possibly....
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Some day probably
Do you belive in yourself: Someone's gotta!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: To the female section of the Stevie Wonder Appreciation Society ;)
Are you a Health Freak: Have you seen the EMU pictures?
Do you get along with your Parents: When borrowing money
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, especially on a hot summers afternoon
Do you play an Instrument: The fiddlesticks
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Moi? Drink alcohol? Of course, dufus!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:&..39;
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A mall? Fucking sceptics. A shopping centre, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: I ran on to the comedy stage at V
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Past two months, aye, but not the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No - but some twat nicked me space hopper...read the blog!
Ever been Drunk: lol, fuck sake. Is there a pattern here? AA - fuck orf!
Ever been called a Tease: Possibly...
Ever been Beaten up: The once...fuckers broke me nose.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: As loudly and flamboyantly as possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Eeerrrmm, a money launderer.
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Around 5 3''ish
Weight: Whatever!
Best Clothing Style: Funky - combats etc
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not many
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not many - life shouldn't be about regrets
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My Blog

Mountain Retreat - Canela

''Take me down to Cinnamon City where the mountain's green and the girls are pretty!'' sang one drunken slob in the car on the way to the Brasilian mountains. Canela - Portuguese for cinnamon - is on...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

First Week in Rio Grande do Sul

  Olá, tudo bom? Brazil. Home of the bom chika wah wahh in all things feminine. And now moi. Southern Brazil and the gaúcho people are absolutely beautiful. Porto Alegre is the largest city in ...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

Brasil...beware!

And so, after a 16 hour journey, I finally arrived into Porto Alegre, Brazil, Monday afternoon. Within the last two/three days I have basically been working non-stop. I have to cover the phone lines 2...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

Mary Bunkie: The Queen Lizzie Beast

''As the couple made out in the moonlit clearing the surrounding tree's seemed to move with the wind.   Yet it was a windless night.   Out of the brush comes an evil, high pitch scream, foll...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

St Patrick's Day - 2007

As some of you may have already seen my posted pictures of last Saturday, you will already know that things were rather green. Being St Patricks Day, and Farnborough Town playing away to Bognore, I de...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Fall Up Fanny - Saturday 17th February

Saturday night was spent down the Tumble Down Dick on Saturday to watch a few of my favourite people: Loverboy and The Fins. As I've been away for quite a while, was pretty awesome to see some faces t...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

Jongleurs - Battersea

Last night a few of the work dudes went to Jongleurs to celebrate me coming back to work and an 'apparently' profitable year!   As it was all on the Boss we went for a curry first, in Clapham. Bl...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

Dubai - the final weekend :(

And so the work jolly has come to an end. Tonight, alas, is my last in the United Arab Emiratess...that is as long as I don't get arrested between now and my flight in the morning. The past week, and ...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

New Years Eve

In the distance, with the blazing sun setting below the horizon, a lonely figure simmers up through the heat of the sand.   The apparition seems to appear out of nowhere, swaying with the visible...
Posted by Mr 'ayes on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

The Paddy Test

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Posted by Mr 'ayes on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST