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tnuCAmAI

Can be imitated, but never duplicated.

About Me

I have redone this, mainly 'cos I am bored at work!! About me? 24, almost finished uni, work as well, as a Project Manager. I like to do anything that entertains or amuses me. I don't like to be raped or stabbed, so please don't try that.I am saving to go travelling next year. Where, when and who with has not been organised yet, but it will happen fo sho!! I hope to go further afield then Fleet, but if not then they have a nice pond to camp around and stuffs. Give me money if you want to help get rid of me quicker.I once got told that I had a personality disorder and problems with grasping reality, he grasped that I knew how to burn down houses. I am pretty approachable, but if you insult me then I may kill you, but i'm a loveable kind of guy.I have webbed feet, body odour, dribble profusely, can't hold a conversation, cross eyes, small penis, tennis elbow and a deranged voice, no intelligence and certainly no sense of humour but apart from that I consider myself quite a catch ladies.I thought about the point of all of this, but couldn't think of one!! Still, if you know me then add me, if you don't know me then, urmmm, don't!!! Fucking weirdos :opBy the way, i'm reppin' Oakley on here. Anyone else who is link up innit bruv, saaaaaaaaafe.I love spending time with my 1 year old son called Winstaaaaan, or Winston for short.   ! quot;

My Interests

Putting on my best cords on a Friday night and crooning along to a bit of Maxy Bygraves and then icing the sponge cakes that i've made whilst crooning.I also enjoy playing with my blowup doll, but I should really invest in a footpump.

I'd like to meet:

someone who doesn't want to give me the swedes and is in no way, shape or form mental/stalker/nuts.My real parents!!Anyone who will buy me a WII?

Music:

Anything, try me, cunts. Seriously, mans has rep in Oakley BRRRRRAAAAAAAAP

Movies:

see above.

Television:

Don't really watch a lot. Neighbours, if i'm not at uni and get back from work in time I guess.

Books:

Mostly books related to Computing (Particularly DBMS) 'cos that's all I seem to be reading at the moment for uni, along with books related to the music industry for my dissertation.

Heroes:

Urmmmmm, if you wanna be my hero, just ask!!Mark Hollis is my hero though, he makes me think illicit thoughts about him.

My Blog

Wow, this is a blog, from me!!

Well, not quite, but nevermind eh!! It's just a link to a rather amusing blog about what happens when you don't think through a plan to stitch a stranger up properly!!   Enjoy, I know I did!! htt...
Posted by Donkey on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:27:00 PST

Don't say I never give you anything

Oh yeh That's what i'm talking 'bout.
Posted by Donkey on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:27:00 PST