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CLAYTON

"like a black man in winter,strange ...but it happens sometimes"

About Me

first impressions are everything ,the one people usually get when they see me is "what the fucks his problem?,hes so angry it looks like someone just killed both his parents his bestfriend and his dogg all in the same day ,damm hes angry" ............................................................ ..................................................look a map of everone who visted my page after i put this up! fear it
............................................................ ..................................................i was born in the south,the deep south right next to the border ... i litterally could walk across the border after hopping a couple fences go across the border buy some cheap alcohol and fireworks yep the iowa/missouri bordernot many people know im funny but i am so eat it and later this year i hope to preform some standup comedy at a local club/bar shit or something so watch out for that ............................................................ ...............................as soon as i can im gonna upload so video on here so u can see but u must wait MyGen Profile Generator ............................................................ ....................................................in the bible jesus mentioned that he was about to join the tri state area as an alternative to being crucified ,sadly this was during his crucifiction so he never really got around to it .........................................................mar tin luther king junior wrote a speech before his "i have a dream speech" entitled "i represent the tri state area bitch,and parts of wisconsin" in wich he explains how americans can look past race and color and "kick it "together from desmoines to detroit ........................................................... here is a short piece from his compelling speech : ...................................................... "i had another dream last night a better one ,i had a dream in wich little boys and girls ,white and black were kicking it in the states in the Mid West in harmony ,i had a dream where people were united not by race or skill ,money or opinion but by state and particular countys " shortly after this dream i had another dream ,in this dream jesus and god were signing autographs and everyone was lined up to get one (and god looked out on the crowd and said "i reckon its gonna rain today jesus" and to that jesus responed "yep" and it was so " ........................................................... weeks after this speech he was assainated by a jealous missourian in his hotel room while logging on to myspace so he could join the tri state area ...........................................................i t is a little known fact that ghandi went on his hunger strike not for religious or political reasons but because his computer was lagging and he couldnt respond to his tri state area message..................................................... ....dont u want to join the tri state area now? ,of course u do.......................................................... ............................................................ ......................................................

My Interests

sketch comedy,song parodies,police work(its not that i dont like crime,dont get me wrong i LOVE crime, its just i would like to beat the crap out of people legally and i get my own car)

I'd like to meet:

a girl thats funny but still good looking , doesnt care that im an ahole, and is totally ok with me haveing sex with other women...it could happen 3 billion chicks at least one has to perfect

Music:

i like rap and rock (snoop dogg,tupac,dre,ice cube,lil john&east side boys,motley cru,marolyn manson,rob zombie,system of down,chamillionaire ,d-block,tha dogg pound,)and other stuff to explicit to mentionat the moment im working on a song parody of mocking bird makes eminem look like the child molester he isi am also working on a parody of Vato the video belowMusic Video: V.A.T.O. (by Snoop Dogg)

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............................................................ .................................................... Music Video: IT'S OK (ONE BLOOD) (by The Game)

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............................................................ .................................................... Music Video: FROM THA CHUUUCH TO DA PALACE (by Snoop Dogg)

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Movies:

horror ,and comedy , my movie im working on writing bout a cop best way to describe it is with titles of other movies here goes "halfbaked,super troopers ,do the ,kung fu hustle" u get the idea

Television:

family guy ,the office, my name is earl,chappelle show,madtv,seinfeld ,monty pythons flying circus,shop at home network ,

Books:

i like a good horror book (by good i mean anything where 20 or more people die by the hands of an insane person , there is at least one sex scene very detailed, and non stop cursing)

Heroes:

that guy that can lift shit with his eyelids hes so brave!but seriously stephen king is my hero hes the only person with a sicker mind then me

My Blog

truth about santa

everyone loves santa ,you go down stairs on christmas day and se all the presents and it makes you feel so good ,but none of you are aware of the horrible shit that went down on christmas eve!   ...
Posted by CLAYTON on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

Check out this video: wheres the chicken it aint racist ,its clever .?cleavear?clevar what ever

Posted By:CLAYTONGet this video and more at MySpace.comdont be afraid to comment on this ,clayton cant hurt yo over the internet ....or can he? ..no no he can not but he will try....
Posted by CLAYTON on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:19:00 PST

nothing says merry christmas like a man ring

really its true... thats just they way i feel ,dont get me a man ring.
Posted by CLAYTON on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

speaking for all my honky brothers and sisters in america

we are sorry for what we have done to you ,and are  sorry in advance for what we might do to you later .(most of us ,some dont  but they are faggots so they dont count)   slavery -...
Posted by CLAYTON on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST

real tri state area statistics ,these are real we kid u not..really they are

some important facts ,these are real facts documented by scientists ,they really happened im not bullshitting you...some facts about people who joined the my space group The TRI-STATE AREA /and those ...
Posted by CLAYTON on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

look a hate crime!

see what theyre doing on survivor now they got the tribes divided up by race now ..yeah thats just asking for trouble not that the people really care ,but if certain things happened, that p...
Posted by CLAYTON on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:25:00 PST

have u slapped your hoe today?

i hope not ,violence aginst women is wrong even if u got a ugly bitchy one that just wont shut the fuck up so u have to rape her so she will quit nagging u about pawning off her wedding ring so u coul...
Posted by CLAYTON on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST

Wanna Make twenty bucks the Hard way? well i do

recently i have heard rumors (my mom told me ) that new place in town some kinda bar place or something is having comedians preform this of course excited me being a person who is just discovering his...
Posted by CLAYTON on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:17:00 PST

comedys a bitch and then u die ...or not whatever ,i dont care do what you want

im probley going to become a cop yep one of the pigs its not that i have anything aginst crime ,dont get me wrong i love crime but ...i really want to shoot people legally and i know some people sa...
Posted by CLAYTON on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:15:00 PST

random thoughts of stuff

i dont know  these are just some things ive been thinking about   things i would want written on my tombstone "im not dead just really tired" "clayton:1990-2068 ,died with a huge boner" "whi...
Posted by CLAYTON on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:46:00 PST