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Earl

Hey, MySpace Man

About Me



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I got hit by a car and now I do good things. Oh, and my wife tried to kill me once. And my brother is named Randy. And I have an El Camino that’s not super fast, but isn’t slow either. My dad and I are kinda talking now. It’s cool. So, I’m at the library using this computer. It’s the first time we’ve used the internet. And been at the library. You should see what the kid sitting next to me is looking at. I can’t describe it, but it’s porn.

My Interests

Beers at the crabshack, breakdancing, undoing bad things, and having a mustache.

I'd like to meet:

An astronaut. Any of them. It just seems like it would be cool. The one astronaut who sells Fort Knox safe’s. That’s the guy, if there was only one guy I could meet. I can’t remember his name. Is this a thing? Am I making this up? Let me know if you know what I’m talking about.

Music:

AC/DC, Skynyrd, most bands at the County Fair, and others when I’m drinking.

Television:

Anything Freddy the Flute is in. He’s pretty great. Land of the Lost, and the local news when that blonde Asian is on.