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F.O.A.D. & E.N.D.

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About Me

If I advance, Follow me; If I retreat, Kill me; If I die, Avenge me! It is better to live one day as a lion than it is to live one hundred years as a sheep.
Clint --
[noun]:
A deadly strain of projectiile vomit
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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About me? Well hell. I used to drink, ALOT, but I'm clean and sober now, spent 90 days in the best rehab in the world. I've been cooking for about 13 years, plan on going to culinary school to become a chef. Already a certified bartender. Eventually I'd like to open my own restaurant. Death/Black/Extreme metal is a mainstay of my life, even had bands playing at my house for a few years. Anything else, just ask, I may answer you lol
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Clint Bichard
Birthday: May 3 1977
Birthplace: Flagstaff, AZ USA
Current Location: Salt Lake Shitty, UT USA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dr. Martens
Your Weakness: umm???
Your Fears: fear of relapse
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck, another day
Your Best Physical Feature: my sweet ass lol
Your Bedtime: whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin' out at Lake Powell
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew, fuck colas
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mad Greek, the others suck
Single or Group Dates: fuck dating
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint Chocolate Cookie Dough
Cappuccino or Coffee: Monster Java
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: badly, and usually in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: if I feel like it
Have you Been in Love: fuck you
Do you want to go to College: culinary school
Do you want to get Married: BWAHAHAHA!!
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive I kick ass
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hell no
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, thats why I've smoked for 15 years
Do you get along with your Parents: yes I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: saxophone in middle school
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope, been sober for 118 days as of Aug. 12th 2007
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, I like my fish cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: been drunk, but not lately
Ever been called a Tease: guess so
Ever been Beaten up: more times than I like to admit
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: violently on tv after taking down as many fuckers as possible before I die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sober
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 2 eyes are great, color doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: just as long as they're not bald
Short or Long Hair: see above lol
Height: anything over 4 feet tall but under 6 feet tall
Weight: less than 400 pounds preferable
Best Clothing Style: whatever you like best
Number of Drugs I have taken: past doesn't matter, just as long as you don't now
Number of CDs I own: you better fucking love music
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: never regret your past, its made you who you are today
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My Interests


Absinthe

Music:

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death and black fucking metal, and if you don't like Ibex Throne, then FUCK YOU!

Movies:

Romero's Dead movies, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Zombi 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Audition(anything by Takashi Miike actually), Gummo, August Underground, August Underground's Mordum, etc.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, LOST, Alias, Adult Swim, Prison Break, 24, and I hate to admit it but I LOVE Veronica Mars

Books:

horror novels from authors like Stephen King, Anne Rice, and HP Lovecraft. Been getting into Nietzche lately. True crime books about serial killers are also a favorite

Heroes:

When we hear the ancient bells growling on a Sunday morning we ask ourselves: Is it really possible! This, for a jew, crucified two thousand years ago, who said he was God's son? The proof of such a claim is lacking. Certainly the Christian religion is an antiquity projected into our times from remote prehistory; and the fact that the claim is believed - whereas one is otherwise so strict in examining pretensions - is perhaps the most ancient piece of this heritage. A god who begets children with a mortal woman; a sage who bids men work no more, have no more courts, but look for the signs of the impending end of the world; a justice that accepts the innocent as a vicarious sacrifice; someone who orders his disciples to drink his blood; prayers for miraculous interventions; sins perpetrated against a god, atoned for by a god; fear of a beyond to which death is the portal; the form of the cross as a symbol in a time that no longer knows the function and ignominy of the cross -- how ghoulishly all this touches us, as if from the tomb of a primeval past! Can one believe that such things are still believed? ~ Nietzsche "Human, All Too Human"

My Blog

Time Flies

damn, tomorrow is orientation for college, can't believe its been a month since I registered. Only 3 weeks and I start school again, thats insane, I haven't gone to school in 15 fucking years. But thi...
Posted by F.O.A.D. & E.N.D. on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:33:00 PST