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VANESSA U.T.D.M.

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About Me

AUTOPSY TECHNICIAN AT UTAH STATE MEDICAL EXAMINERS OFFICE AND BONE AND SKIN RECOVERY TECHNICIAN FOR I.D.S.
  I bludgeoned my profile with Death Fucking Metal!
Well, I can't say that I really care for most people. Don't get me wrong, I'm an excellent Paramedic, but my purposes for helping others in their most vunerable times in life will not be stated here.. I just enjoy it. I enjoy some quality violence and am not affected by bloodletting, especially watching it flow from your ugly, stupid, trendy face. There are some killer people out there, most of them listed below but most of you suck and continue to follow the endless flock of other sheep into the slaughter,where you belong. I'm profoundly passionate, educationally motivated, success determined, compelled to excellence, medically intrigued, easily inspired, often misunderstood, driven by laughter and contempt, easy to love but easier to hate, and unstoppable. LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
What JTHM Character are you?
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BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!
I SUPPORT 100 SICK FUCKS!
Death Metal Trucker
Brutal Bridget
Heathen Heather
Paldemon
Christie UTDM
Murray
Randell NYDM International President
Death on Wheels
Woody
Death Metal Dallas
The Heavy Metal Shop
Maryland DeathFest
Utah Metal
LEX
Alex Berzerker
IMMOLATION
Dethroned
GORGASM
Mortal Decay
Unmerciful
Pagan Dead
Gravecode Nebula
Incendiant
Desolate Realm
The Obliterate Plague
Click to be Inspired By Disgust!
SPILL YOUR BLOOD BELOW
VOTE DAVID WRIGHT NOW!

My Interests

Death Fucking Metal and keeping the Salt Lake Shitty Scene alive and killing! Booking shows, promotion, Underground Contacts and of course, BANGING MY FUCKING HEAD!I also enjoy:Traveling,Working (Autopsy Technician and Donor Team-tissue retrieval) Brewing beer, Killing poser ass Groupie Bitches!!!Reading mostly true crime and new age bibles of the left hand path, astrology, philosophy, anatomy, physiology & DEATH! Camping, fishing,walking(especially in cemetaries) welding, fucking with my car, poker night, going to concerts, booking brutal concerts, getting my ass kicked @ brutal concerts & of course kicking your fucking ass in the pit! Addicted to NYC! Plotting the savage death of the sheep that so mindlessly wander about...then eating them. Rollercoasters, Classic cars, Fine Dining and wining!, My cats, skydiving, trains, Summer Nights, Beer & Music Festivals, Leaving Salt Lake, humping my sexy boyfriend, Loving and pampering my beautiful wife, Bartending, School, Getting fucking wasted with my bro's! UTDM BABY!
Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing
zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora
Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently,
you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you
are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy
model girlfriend is a zombie.

The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz
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I'd like to meet:

Good fuckers! Preferably DeathMetalHeads but i'm open to suggestions. Gunther von Hagens, Patrick Bateman, George Carlin, Henry Rollins, Denis Leary, Pinhead, The cryptkeeper, Hannibal Lecter...the monster in my butt...you get the idea

Music:

Oh shit, Here we go...For those of you that don't want to read through all the bands DEATH FUCKING METAL (of course), Black Metal, Old Trash, Jazz, Blues, Classical, Industrial; i'm open to just about anything that i won't see on MTV. Fuck them. But for you that want more in depth detail... Death Metal: Suffocation, Gutted, Gorelord, Blood Red Throne, Immolation, Autopsy, Lord Beherit, The Obliterate Plague, Angel Corpse, Deeds of Flesh, Incantation, Decapitated, Vile, Carcass, Decrepit Birth, Devourment, Cannibal Corpse, Severed Savior, Morbid Angel, Disgorge (all 3 of them), Pyemia, Osidious Discrepancy, Goratory, Lust of Decay, Insatanity, Excommunion, Pyrexia, Minion, Putrid Pile, Disavowed, Human Mincer, Hypocrisy, Avulsed, Aborted, Anal Blast, Hate Eternal, Origin, Nile, Mortician, old Deicide, Blood Vomit, Dyscrasia, Malignancy, Retch, Paganized, Pungent Stench, Krisiun, Impaled, Skinless, Dying Fetus, Internecine, Fleshgrind, Exhumed, Macabre, Brutality, Gorguts, General Surgery, Lividity, Cryptopsy, Amorphis, Broken Hope, Deadspeak, Cephalic Carnage, Defecation, Embalmer, Grave, Entombed, Goratory, Demonicon, Havoc Hate, Mangled Torso's, Kataklysm, Immortal Suffering, Necropsy, Mindlock, Haemorrage, Mortal Decay, Suture, Dreams of Damnation, Disordered, Mutilation, Terra Noir, Taught By Birds (R.I.P.), Internal Bleeding, Monstrosity, Malignant Inception, Skinned, Unhallowed, Fleshtized, Visceral Bleeding, Summon, Withered Earth....just to name a few..lol... Black Metal: (i'm going to state a pre-warning here for those of you that are fucking nazi's about what's B.M. and whats not. This is what I consider B.M. your opinion in the matter does not concern me) Immortal, Ibex Throne, Enslaved, Satyricon, Absu, old Emperor, Mayhem, Impiety, Dark Throne, Dissection, Venom, Bathory, Enthroned, Marduk, Warhammer, Edge of Sanity, Tartaros, Nokturnal Mortem, Finntroll, Dimmu Borgir, The Chasm, Lord Belial, Limbonic Art, Carpathian Forest, Dark Funeral, Arcturus, Bestial Warlust, Diabolical Masquerade, Behemoth, Ursurper, Samael, Gorgoroth, Moonspell..you get the idea... Industrial: Bile, Hocico, NIN, Ministry, Wumpscut, Pigface, Acumen, Tion-Christ.. most of it as long as its not cheesy fucking wanna-goth shit.. Other: Slayer, Motorhead, Doors, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, old Stone Temple Pilots, Slipknot, S.O.A.D., old Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Pantera, WhiteZombie, Danzig, The Cult, Misfits, Annie Lennox, Frank Sinatra, Diane Schurr,RobZombie..... Love Jazz, Blues & Classical, any and almost all of it...
You're Morbid Angel. To see past the secure
foundations of convention and into an entirely
new state of being demands the strength,
conviction and true sense of purpose possessed
only by a chosen few. They are the innovators,
the leaders, the ones who transcend perceived
limitations. In their decade-plus reign as
death metal's leading creative force, MORBID
ANGEL have consistently succeeded in shattering
the musical, spiritual and ideological
boundaries of extreme music while
unquestionably retaining their core element of
brutal and inspirational excellence.

What extreme metal band are you?
You are Slayer. You love death, destruction and blood. Speed metal and screaming. Sweat and metal.

Movies:

American Psycho,Big Lebowski,GORE, GORE AND MORE FUCKING GORE! Love Horror movies of just about all kinds, don't necessarily like the new age teen attempt at horror i.e. Scream and the other stupid ones.. Sci-fi has some pretty sick shit, Comedy i.e. the new series of Serial Killer Flicks.. Favorites include but are not limited to: Hellraiser series, Dusk till Dawn, Devils Advocate, Hannibal Series...

Television:

Penn & Tellers BULLSHIT! Family Guy, Simpsons, Paramedics, Trauma: Life in the E.R., Surgery, Six Feet Under, Soprano's, South Park, Dead Like Me, Adult Swim toons, Discovery Health Channel, Science Channel, TLC, Discovery, A&E, Comedy Central, Sci-fi, HBO, Showtime....

Books:

Medical Books (which is good, cause it's all i have time to read) American Psycho, True Crime, Brewing Technique, New Age, Horror & Metal

Heroes:

My father, Patrick Bateman, George Carlin, Caligula, Erzibet Bathory, My grandfather, Medicine, creator of the human body..and of course my New York METS!

My Blog

Big Lebowski - Fuckin Short Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63uWYzou3nM i identify completely.....
Posted by VANESSA U.T.D.M. on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:45:00 PST

SHREDDED WHEAT IS DEATH METAL!

This is the funniest death metal breakfast to ever be created! Enjoy the sickness!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI...
Posted by VANESSA U.T.D.M. on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST

My Anti-Drug...

What is your Anti-Drug? ...
Posted by VANESSA U.T.D.M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Few pleasures in life compare to shitting!

I am A Floater . Floaters, the free birds of the shit family. Floaters drift through life without a care in the world, taking everything with a grain of salt, and smiling the whole way though. But ...
Posted by VANESSA U.T.D.M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My weapon...

Take the quiz: "What Kind Of Weapon Are you?"Nuclear BombYou're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and com...
Posted by VANESSA U.T.D.M. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST