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Whiskey and French cigarettes, a motorbike with high-speed jets, a Waterpik, a Cuisinart, and a hypo

About Me


i'm a self-proclaimed renaissance man. i'm a firm believer in the notion that "there can be only one!"...so if/when i run into my doppelgänger...so help me god, i'll fight him to the death. i think pickles are just cucumbers that sold their souls to the devil for eternal life. i find an insignificant satisfaction in sitting on my television and watching my couch. i wear argyle! i only drink Ginger Ale on airplanes. i close my eyes when i get haircuts, and i stare at the sun when i need to sneeze. i love random facts, like: Sweden once used tulip bulbs for currency! and the average American spends two weeks of their life...waiting for stoplights to turn green! and ALL porcupines float! did you know that the first barcode ever, was on a pack of Wrigleys Spearmint gum???
i've never been to Boston. i think funny people are hilarious. i think bored people are the downfall of this country. i respect quitters for not being losers. i'll sellout in a heartbeat. i'm a professional people watcher. i love pie. i love live music. i live for twisted humor. i think COSTCO is communism. if it's dry, i'll drink it...if it's wet, i'll smoke it...everything else gets loaded in the barrel. i shoplift for the thrill...even though i'm filthy fucking rich! i am very interested in girls with tattoos. i am very interested in girls without tattoos. all other girls bore me. my mind is always in the gutter. my gutter is always clogged. i cant think right now. i luv sushi. i hate people that love sushi just so they can say "i luv sushi". i'm an amazing kisser, but an "OK" lay (references upon request). i love interesting conversations, but just shut the fuck up for a second and let me talk. i love indie flix. i love indie rock. i love indians! i'm not a fighter or a lover...but i'll beat the shit out of you and then treat you to a candle lit dinner. i like it when random people talk to me. your still reading? click the little "Send Message" button and tell me three things you dont like about yourself! go...do it...NOW!!!
***ATTN: ALL PSYCHOS*** STOP STOP STOP TRYING TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND WITHOUT SENDING A MESSAGE FIRST! JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M FUNNY, SOPHISTICATED, AND GORGEOUS...DOSNT MEAN I SHOULD BE YOUR FRIEND. IMPRESS ME DAMNIT...BE ORIGINAL!!!
oh...and i LOVE my home town! CLIGGITY-CLOW BITCHES!

Reseda Blvd. and Sherman Way 1963
oh, and this is my uncle...if anyone knows where he is, please please please tell him that he owes me $7! thanx.

My Interests

.surfing
.filmmaking (www.RonMoon.com)
.music
.film
.accents
.freckles
.pugs
.goose-bumps
.ninjas
.fashion
.art
.reseda
.greyhounds (the drink...the dog is a bit gay)
.israel
.merlot
.pie
.rain
.soul
.dive-bars
.humor
.rhythm
.sushi
.lust
.beer
.travel
.sarcasm

...lots of sarcasm.


I'd like to meet:



i wanna meet people that spit when they talk. i need to surround myself with breakfast cereal connoisseurs (try me, sucka). people who own ferns, and speak to them. someone who'll watch Amélie with me over and over and over. someone who feels that piggyback rides are the answer to everything. i need someone who wants me for my awesome body, and not just for my tetherball skills! i need to meet people who already have too many friends, and are willing to loose a few to make room for me. i want someone to sing to me. i wanna meet someone special who settles scores by thumb wrestling. i want to be fooled by a fake accent. i want someone who hates their job, and vents their frustration through sex. i want to meet a person who was picked on as a child, but now is larger than life!
i'll continue this list later, too tired now. must...get...sleep:::...

Music:



from A to Z:
A Tribe Called Quest, Aimee Mann, AIR, Atmosphere, Azure Ray, B Foundation, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Benny Goodman, Billie Holiday, Black Star, BOB MARLEY, Buddy Rich, Burning Spear, Burning Star, The CLASH, Coldplay, Credence Clearwater, Crown City Rockers, Daniel Johnston, David Bowie, Dick Dale, Digable Planets, DJ Shadow, The Doors, Duran Duran, Earth Wind and Fire, Eminem, The Flying Baby, Franz Ferdinand, Future Pigeon, Gang Starr, GEVA ALON, Gogolbordello, Gorillaz, Gregory Issacs, Herbie Handcock, Hotel Costes, Israel Vibration, Jacob "The Killer" Miller, Jeff Buckley, Johnny "Guitar" Watson, Johnny Cash, Jon Brion, Jose Gonzalez, JR Gong, Jurassic 5, Kenna, LED ZEPLIN. Manu Chao, Matisyahu, Max Roach, Max Romeo, The Meters, Miles Davis, Mobb Deep, Modicum, M.S.I., NAS, Neil Young, Nina Simone, Nirvana, NOFX, Ohio Players, Pepper, Pharcyde, Pink Floyd, Pixies, PJ Harvey, PooPan, Portishead, Prince, Quincy Jones, Radiohead, Rafi Levy, Red Elvises, Red Hot Chili Peppers, R.E.M., RJD2, The Roots, Sharon Fatoorechi, The Shins, Sly and the Family Stone, Sly & Robbie, The Specials, Steele Pulse, The Struddles, SUBLIME, Tom Petty, Vagenius, Weapon of Choice, Weather Report, Weezer, White Stripes, Wu Tang Clan, The Yardbirds, Zeitgeist Auto Parts

Movies:

...:::LEBOWSKI:::...
...::: THE RED HOT INTERVIEW :::...
...:::ROCKERS:::...
Fiddler on the Roof, Yentl, Sleepy Hallah, The Whole Nine Yids, The Good...the Chabbad...and the Ugly, Driedls of the Lost Ark, Singing in the Ch'rain...anything extremely Jewish and extremely tacky! No but really...Big Lebowski, Suicide Kings, Amélie, Battle Royal, Super Troopers, Big Lebowski, A Bronx Tale, Boondock Saints, THE RED HOT INTERVIEW , Kill Bill, Big Lebowski, Being John Malcovich, Three Kings, Buffalo 66, Private Parts, Crash, Traffic, Life Aquatic, The North American Man-Ape Trainspotting, Rumble Fish, Big Lebowski, American History X, The Thin Red Line, ROCKY, Adaptaion, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Capote, Donnie Darko, Fred Barnes Fred Barnes, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, Brazil, Shining, Pi, True Romance, Fear and Loathing, Once Upon a Time in America, Apocalypse Now, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Big Lebowski, Deer Hunter, Raising Arizona (all Coen Brothers' flix for that matter!), Reservoir Dogs, Old Boy, Easy Money, Big Lebowski, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Sixteen Candles, Casablanca, Millions, Good Will Hunting, Capote, anything with Peter Sellers too! Big Lebowski, and many many many more!

Television:

Seinfeld. Family Guy. Arrested Development. Lakers. Simpsons.

Books:

Rich Dad Poor Dad, Quincy Jones Biography (a MUST-READ for any music lover!), The Giver, Richest Man in Babylon, Go Ask Alice, Battle Royale, the Kid Stays in the Picture, Shooting to Kill, Rebel Without a Crew, Dreams From Bunker Hill, and all works by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Son Vardy, Joel and Ethan Coen, Steven Wright, Bradley Nowell, Dirt McGirt,
My Brother!!! - Tal Moore:
, Bruce Lee, and these cats...


...and Rodney Dangerfield R.I.P.

My Blog

...:::BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!:::...

Ok kids, its that time of the year again...and you know how we do!!! So, for this year, Asi and i decided to go kinda big...well...REALLY BIG! So strap on your pirate hats folks...cause we're taking i...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:55:00 PST

Fear and Loathing in Philadelphia:::...

When I asked my friend Justin why he wouldn't come on a trip to Philadelphia with me, he simply stated..."Shit&well, because man...I just can't afford the hospital bill!"Truer words have never been sp...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

..:::!!!ART!!!:::..

oiy, check these two videos by Artist/Director Daisuke Yamamoto... ...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

:::COMING HOME::: - the last ride of the Kosher-Kowboy

ok folks, this is it...i came, i saw, i kicked some butt! and now its time to bid my beloved Baja farewell.it hasnt hit me yet...but i think that once i hit the TJ boarder, i'm gonna realize what an a...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

El Geraldo (formerly known as Jerry the pug)

so, Jerry kicked the shit out of another nipple-dog yesterday (his fourth this week)! word is spreading rapidly throughout the Mexican dog community of Geraldo...the gringo pug who rocks a black and g...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

El RonRico's Mexico update...

so, i've been here for a little over 3 weeks now, and i've finally found a home! jesus, what a home. my amigo Corey was nice enough to let me crash at his pad until i found a spot. he lives right in t...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

fear and loathing on the Baja 1000...we fucking made it!

with no possesions left behind in LA (except a couch and a few past due rain-checks), i set off to conquer Baja...with a board on my roof, a pug by my side, and Sublime in my speakers! after seeing mi...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

THE PREMIER OF MY NEW FILM

***JUST TO CLARIFY, THE SCREENING IS ON SUNDAY NIGHT AT 12:15, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP AT THE THEATRE BEFORE MIDNIGHT! WE WILL BE SETTING UP AND WE DONT WANT A CLUSTER OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE THEATRE*...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

AMAZING SPEECH FROM THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL!

This is the Speech of Ehud Olmert, Prime Minister of the State of Israel,  published in Maariv on Monday, July 31, 2006. Ladies and gentlemen, leaders of the world, I, the Prime Minister of ...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:59:00 PST

Attn: Wall-Puker...

ok, listen up...last night, some fool puked on my WALL...MY FUCKING WALL!!! and then just disappeared! i know the dude was a dude, because this chick at the party was like "yeah, i just saw some dude ...
Posted by ..:::wRONg:::.. on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST