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Calamity Kristen

gimme your monies please. raising for 3 day breast cancer wallk.

About Me


THIS IS WHO I AM ACCORDING TO RYAN STANLEY: 1) You LOVE a bowl of clam chowder and a budwieser after a heated game of coyfish basketball.2) You're a sucker for the banjo.....and bod.3) You have your own drunken text message language, that i dont understand.4) You're the cure for people with a nail bitting habit.5) For some unknown reason you jump around naked and wave things at the smoke alarm. (from what ive been told)6) You really enjoy terrorizing old helpless asians with hand held explosive devices.img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/krstnck/sweetjump. jpg" ALL I NEED IN LIFE: MINI, BULLDOG, BANJO, AND KISSES

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i have already met the most amazing people in the world. they are my heart and soul. I love my underground army! viva la vindy!!!!

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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My Blog

kites and voodoo dolls

    Damn tree hugging hippy watch it, i will eat your dino too   i like to eat lil' dolls too!!!! who does she think she's foolin'...
Posted by vindy sporty spice...bot on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:38:00 PST

Ron's disco, cunk, porno party...beware content not for ages under 21

disco, funk, porno party   http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/krstnck/krisron005.jpg" ...
Posted by vindy sporty spice...bot on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:14:00 PST

tagged y'all

so my dear matthew bucknasty has tagged me. i have to write 6 facts about myself and then tag 6 cool cats to do the same. here goes: 1. i have an obsession with clean sheets. i will go crazy if i feel...
Posted by vindy sporty spice...bot on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:33:00 PST

this shit is the sex

go to vindy ann-0's blog for the calender girls.... i sure do love them's ladies! yes sireeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by vindy sporty spice...bot on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 06:22:00 PST

proud new mother of one

i am officially the proud new owner of a mullet. yes you heard me right...a mullet. this aint no cracker jack toy type a shit. its the real deal.
Posted by vindy sporty spice...bot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST