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DanP

Whats does God got to do with pig killing?

About Me

I hate modern art. This is why.
I used to do merch for Alucard . They are from Detroit.
I am straight edge and vegan.
I love New Jersey.
I love Detroit.
I hate giant squids.
I like new friends.
I love old friends.
NPDC visit with Ricky and Derek.
D. B.
The sea is calm to-night.
The tide is full, the moon lies fair
Upon the straits; on the French coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand;
Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay.
Come to the window, sweet is the night-air!
Only, from the long line of spray
Where the sea meets the moon-blanched land,
Listen! you hear the grating roar
Of pebbles which the waves draw back, and fling,
At their return, up the high strand,
Begin, and cease, and then again begin,
With tremulous cadence slow, and bring
The eternal note of sadness in.
Sophocles long ago
Heard it on the Agaean, and it brought
Into his mind the turbid ebb and flow
Of human misery; we
Find also in the sound a thought,
Hearing it by this distant northern sea.
The Sea of Faith
Was once, too, at the full, and round earth's shore
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furled.
But now I only hear
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world.
Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.
M.A. 1867

My Interests

Slain July
Hanging Out
Faux pizza
Going out for food
www.SavingIceland.org
Lazy Movie Nights
Traveling
Art that is followed by crafts
Angry Sweedish metal
People
My Things-to-do list
My Places-to-go list

I'd like to meet:


The Creator of Birdman.

JCVD

Music:

Four Year Strong, Better Than A Thousand, BANE, NOFX, Daggermouth, Polar Bear Club, The Swellers, & Ludwig Van.

Movies:

Movies based on books by Jane Austen.
Anything with Van Damme.
Once Were Warriors.
Hot Fuzz
Super Troopers
Blade Runner
Moulin Rouge
Die Hard 1-4
Weird Science
Some Kind Of Wonderful
28 Days Later
Romancing The Stone
GOONIES!

Television:

Law and Order: SVU, Scrubs, X-Files, and Futurama.

Books:

Jude the Obscure, the House of Leaves, Watership Down, DUNE, The Sportswriter/ Independance Day, and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Heroes:

Jude Fawley and Frank Bascombe.
Anybody who was in Pull 130.
Joel-Peter Witkin
JEAN CLAUDE VAN FUCKING DAMME

My Blog

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

I'm at work. Why are we open on a holiday? Why is it boring? Why is our system going down at 2:30pm? Why do my hands feel gross when I count $20,000 in 20's? Why are old people slow?   I have so...
Posted by DanP on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:30:00 PST

Rethinking the Meat-Guzzler

Rethinking the Meat-Guzzler Lia sent me this article in an e-mail.  I think it's good and should be read by everybody, especially those who arent vegetarian  or vegan.  And the best pa...
Posted by DanP on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:11:00 PST

Excessive literary production is a social offense.

I like the book store.  It is a fun place.  There are vegan cooking books, photography books, Victorian classics, travel books, and even all sorts of useless fun things that are on perpetual...
Posted by DanP on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:03:00 PST

My Argument Is That War Makes Rattling Good History; But Peace Is Poor Reading.

I strongly dislike Self-Checkout lane 16.  One of these days I will fight it and only one of us will come out victorious.      I also strongly dislike the following questions: 1...
Posted by DanP on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST

This Is All About Total Recall

I am on tour now! I love Alucard and The Swellers.In August I am going to England!!!!!!Iceland!  Who wants to go?I miss it.  ...
Posted by DanP on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST

Pluto And His Cannibal Clan

I bought a mango but I dont feel like peeling it and cuting it up.  There has to be an easier way to eat a mango.
Posted by DanP on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:41:00 PST

Hey, How About That Light?

If you want to know what fun is, go on tour with Alucard.I miss tour.I got a job at a Whole Foods market.I miss Iceland. I miss Hanna and Trigger.If your like your pleasures rare, read some Matthew Ar...
Posted by DanP on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST

The World's Great Loss

There is now proof that God does not exist. A great man died today. Rest in Peace Steve.  Crikey! ...
Posted by DanP on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

Who Is This Cousin I've Never Heard Of?

For my first month of living in India I thought it was pretty awesome that my clothes smelled like a piping-hot bowl of Aloo Jeera.  Today my thoughts wander in a different direction.  I eat...
Posted by DanP on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:40:00 PST

'Cause Everybody Cries And Everybody Hurts Sometimes

This monkey is sad.So the rumors are false that monkeys are all fun, all the time.
Posted by DanP on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST