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About Me

"I am Joe's inflamed sense of rejection...I am Joe's Cold Sweat...I Am Joe's Complete Lack of Surprise...I Am Joe's Broken Heart...I am Joe's smirking revenge...I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."..............."Sometimes its better to light a flamethower than curse the darkness." "if you are going through hell, keep going" and sometimes even stop and pick some flowers... i mean.. what?!

My Interests

I enjoy lighting midgets on fire, long walks in traffic and training the little one's to be cockney pick pockets, turning loved ones into zombies and fucked up situations... my life goal is too become a ninja... i heard you have to start training at age 5... fuck

I'd like to meet:

"Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."I'd like to meet anyone who will let me push them down stairs...

Music:

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Warriors of the Wind, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects, Kevin Smith Movies, Cry Baby, Legend, Labrith, The Dark Crystal, Gia, Quentin Tarrintino flicks, anything from Tim Burton, Perfect Blue, Ghost in the Shell, Princess Monoke, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service (Anything Miasaki), Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pirates of the caribian, Saved, Debs, Joy luck club, Mel Brooks Spoofs, Big Trouble in Little China, Real Genius, Kill Bill, Ferris Bullers day off, any monty python.. ect..

Television:

Dexter, Fruits Basket, Married with Children, Evangellion, Last Exile, Ramna 1/2, Battle Angel Alita, Lain, Salior Moon (cheesy i know), Trigun, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls, CSI,cowboy bebop, Escaflowne, Lain, invader zim, family guy, and almost anything on the history channel
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Books:

Ann Bishop, Robert Jordon, JRR Tolkien, Mercedes Lackey, Ann Rice, Raymond E. Feist, Terry Brooks, Terry Pratchett, Larry Dixon, Dean Kootz, Laurell k Hamilton, Kim Harrison, Neil Gaiman, Robin Hobb
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Heroes:

Lord Havelock Vetinari, because they never saw it coming. Sam Vimes for not giving a shit who you are. Tyler Durdan for truely letting what does not matter slide. The Black Knight for never saying die, Eeek the Cat because it always hurts to help and the hurting never stops, spork crab for not letting the man get him down.. and judas for shuting that preachy bastard up... yah, i said it... and what?

Pointless Info and Shameless Lies

Status: kinda creepy
Hometown: Second Star to the Right and Straight on till Morning
Religion: The dark side of the Force... and puppies
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Pirate / Ninja: No / Yes
Children: are valuble on the black market
Occupation: Vigilant Sidekick
Income: slut puppies, spagettios, napalm, hookers and midgets
Orientation: slightly off center
Zombie/ Vampire: Zombie

My Blog

30 days

Happiness is such a nebulous thing&.. but I think I have it right now if only for a bit. It's so strange when it's not related to anything, event or person just a deep abiding sense of peace. It's f...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

i blame it all on being a

ScorpioThe first thing that you will notice about a Scorpio is the hypnotic gaze of his/her eyes. It will look as if they are boring deep into your soul and getting access to your innermost secrets. S...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:16:00 PST

differnt day..

broken record, broken record, broken record.... same shit... bitch, bitch... whine, moan, complain... i was going to write something vague, introspective and meaningful... but same old same old... so...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:45:00 PST

my heart has more rooms than a whorehouse

""You didn’t have to go and kick me?" "You’re quite right, it was an entirely voluntary action on my part"" What is this determination in me to live my life on the wrong side of th...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST

okay kids.. its that time again

for ski’s to start vomiting quotes all over your shoes... sorry... soda water should get that out "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." ...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:12:00 PST

i love billy

talent... they bring clarity to me "Line And Sinker"What you see is what you get (don't you know)Fishing for the answer with a line and sinkerLook at me and don't forget (don't you know)Ha...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

same quotes differnt day

..>..> ..> "People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People ar...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:52:00 PST

And that was the moment that i realized no jesus doesn't love puppies

so i go quote happy... There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains. the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all th...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST

i liked this... kinda hopeful in a fucked up way

"People who have fabulous childhoods have this sense that nothing is ever going to be that good again. With me, I have a sense that nothing is going to be that bad" "It takes a lot of courage to...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:24:00 PST

Let me see you stripped down to the bone

"Sometimes in our confusion, we see not the world as it is, but the world though eyes blurred by the mind.""So quick bright things come to confusion.""The mere attempt to examine my own confusion woul...
Posted by :Lesser Known Character: on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST