I'm a geek, and proud of it. I can party like a rock star and kick a little ass. I think too much. I tend to get along with most, but suffer not the idiots.
I have two elusive portfolios, one for special effects makeup and one for photography. And even though I made this from absolute scratch:
...I still have not reached a peak of creativity enough to make any sort of living on it. I am working on that.
I belong to nobody, nor do I subscribe to any belief or cause that I don't fully define myself, or at minimum understand the full consequences for my adherence. I'm not a blind man. Superficiality is the best way to lose my respect.
If there's a struggle, I won't shy away. I have fun with it along the way.
What is there if there's not fun? If we don't laugh at the stupid facts, you have to cry instead.
I'm also working on building my own country right now, "Michaelonia", where the end goal is one, big country that spans the globe. Our goal? World peace. And if you don't want peace or to join our country, we just kill you. So join now!
Oh, and Cobra Commander is the only person I report to, and lemme tell you, he *hates* turkey sandwiches. Don't ever bring him one, or you *will* feel his wrath...
"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."
-Charles Bukowski
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Indie |||||||||||||||||| 78%