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Son

May the Schwartz be with you.

About Me

I'm probably alot like you... unless you're a suicidal murderer. Oh and don't even BOTHER trying to add me if you're a rapist!

My Interests

melody/rhythm, faith/fear, nature/technology, clouds, laughter/tears, women, life/death, things that are simple but not obvious, dreams/nightmares, money, anything that glows, traveling, the smell of rain.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who calls me in the middle of the night and waits until my third "Hello??" to ask me questions like: "Would you rather eat a dead murderer or kill a nazi on acid?." Someone who accuses people of being defensive whenever they disagree with anything. Someone who (with arms folded and eyebrows raised) replies: "Too much information..." when asked for directions to the nearest restroom. When asked for a relatively small favor, someone who exclaims: "I *knew* I shouldn't have taken that third E!" and pretends to go into an epileptic seizure until there's no one around.

Which Disney Princess Would You Tag?
Ariel
You'd tag the fiery haired and headstrong daughter of King Triton. Ariel first came to surface in The Little Mermaid (1989)

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Music:

nirvana, aphex twin, mindless self-indulgence, the doors, radiohead, leonard cohen, boards of canada, james brown, system of a down, ol' dirty bastard, david bowie, nick drake, t. rex, dj? acucrack, michael jackson, rammstein, shpongle

Movies:

Vampire's Kiss, Vanilla Sky, American Beauty, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Hurly Burly, Charlie Chaplin, Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind, Crash,

The Red Hot Interview

Television:

Garfield and friends, Looney Tunes, Kids in the Hall, Family Guy

Books:

Herman Hesse, Khalil Gibran, Oscar Wilde, Calvin and Hobbes, A Course in Miracles

Heroes:

Albert Einstein, Charlie Chaplin, M.C. Escher, Bruno Kirby.

My Blog

Funny Words and Phrases

Funny Words and Phrases (feel free to contribute): 1. Goblin Sex2. Gizzards and Goblins3. Crack Cocaine4. Puke5. Putrid Funk6. Gas7. Nestled8. Nestled in my pants9. Snake 10. Snake Shoes11. Nook1...
Posted by Son on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

Imagine

Imagine, no more hungry children.Imagine, an infinite reservoir of money and resources for 6 billion people.Imagine an economy so pregnant with security, that the satisfaction of helping people you've...
Posted by Son on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

Some people are pearls... most are oysters

So I visited my little cousin in Olympia this weekend, about an hour south of Seattle. For those of you who don't already know (myself included), Olympia is pure culture shock. A green vortex of indes...
Posted by Son on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:38:00 PST