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Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg

When a dog wags it's tail & barks at the same time....which end do we believe?

About Me


My name is Lucas and I'm a black Labrador Retrieiver. I'll just turned 4 years old on October 22nd. My Mommy & Daddy rescued me and gave me a wonderful, happy home and a great life. My name may be Lucas but I actually have many nicknames/aliases including: Silk Dog (named for my silky black coat of hair), Silk Doggy-Dogg (named after Snoop Dogg), Silks, Silk-a-saur-us, Super Silks, Little Man, Tootie, Noodle, Floppy Ears, Senor Floppy Ears, Agapito or Giermo or Philipe (my Spanish names), Sausage Man, Sau-sige (just a different way of pronouncing sausage), Lucas-Pucas, Happy Tail, Pendulum Tail, Rubber Lips, Shorty, Chicken Legs, Rump-shaker, Rump-roast, Stretchy-Stretch, Stretch-a-sau-rus, Sir-stretch-alot, Sergeant Silky, Little Plastic Nose, Pencil Sharpener Nose, Muffin pads, Doot Doot, Tu-tu, "The Door Man,"....and too many others to count....
I love hangin' with my family and playing with my 3 girlfriends "Taffy," "JoJo," and "Emma" (yes, I have 3 girlfriends...I'm a DOGG...what can I say???)
I also love when new friends come over my house to visit me, long soccer-playing sessions in the backyard, sitting in the front door and waiting to bark at passing by dogs and children, playing soccer, following my mom & dad around the house, dragging my mom & dad down the street on walks, playing soccer, going for car rides and sticking my head out the window and sniffing the air, playing soccer, giving my paw when I want a treat, pig-ears, playing soccer, chewing Nylabones, leaving my bones all around the house, my squeaky bar bell, playing soccer, stretching in the "down-ward dog" yoga position, playing soccer, my blankets, squishing in between my parents in their bed or stealing their places in bed when they get up and laying on their pillows, NEW toys, playing with my friends, catching all kinds of bugs, playing soccer, rolling in the grass, tummy "time," playing soccer, dinner time, sniffing all articles of clothing, playing soccer, sleeping on the bed, sleeping on the couch, sleeping on the floor, sleeping in general, shedding my hair all over the house. And, Oh yes, and did I mention playing SOCCER!!!
Most importantly I LOVE CHEESE...any kind of cheese...I can hear a cheese wrapper crinkling from a mile away!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!
And I love, love, love bones as well!!!
I'm hardly ever a bad boy but one time I did have the "IAMS INCIDENT" (as my mommy calls it). We still laugh about it to this day:
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My Interests


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My 2 Girlfriends...Emma & JoJo:
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www.myspace.com/emmagirliegirl

http://www.myspace.com/jumpingjackassrussell

My Cousin Duke:

My cousin Lexi the hamster:Add her on myspace: www.myspace.com/lexiboothehamster

My FAVORITE Baseball team - Let's Go METS!

This is me doing my soccer tricks!!

This is me getting all crazy because my friend Mary was over to visit!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:



Movies:

Any movie that contains a dog...especially Lady & The Tramp, Old Yeller, and all of the 101 Dalmations, The Wizrd Of Oz (especially for Toto), Benji

Television:

Any TV show that features dogs...especially The Animal Planet Channel and Snoopy, Marmaduke, Lassie. Underdog, Married With Children (especially for Buck the dog), 7th Heaven (especially for Happy the dog), The Brady Bunch (especially for Tiger), Rin Tin Tin, Underdog, Garfield and Odie...

Books:

Any book that has a character of a dog such as Marmaduke, Snoopy, Goofy, Pluto....

Heroes:

Snoopy, Marmaduke, Underdog, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Odie, Lassie, Benji, Toto, Rin Tin Tin, Buck from Married With Children, Happy from 7th Heaven, Tiger from The Brady Bunch, Spuds McKenzie in his hayday, Clifford The Big Red Dog, Triumph the Insult Comic, Lady & The Tramp, The Taco Bell Dog, Old Yeller, and all of the 101 Dalmations...

My Blog

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll re...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST

Basic Rules For Dogs

NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for that purpose.VISITORS: Quickly determine which g...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:15:00 PST

Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter. Dogs cannot lie. Dogs never resist nap time. You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog. Dogs don't pester you about g...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST

10 Reasons Why My Dogs Can't Use the Computer Anymore

10._ T0o0p hqa5rdx 6tty{p3e 2w9igtjh:pa3wds_____ (Have YOU ever tried typing with paws?)9._ 'Sit' and 'Stay' are hard enough, 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question8._ Saliva coated CD ROMS refus...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST

God and Dog

On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST

Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. Fetch command not available on all platforms. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. Too difficult to "mark" every website they vis...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

Basic House Rules for Dogs

If you have to thow up, get into a chair, QUICKLY! If you can't manage that in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, any good rug will do. ALWAYS accompany guests to the bat...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST

Doggy Rules

1. the dog is not allowed in the house. 2. okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. the dog can get o...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

A Dog's New Year Resolutions

I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not eat other animals' poop. ...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:04:00 PST

Top 11 Dog & Cat Characteristics

11. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. 10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on yo...
Posted by Lucas ~ Silk Doggy Dogg on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST