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sardis

Can't NOBODY hold this black boy down!!!

About Me

see i'm a big old black dog a big old black dog a big old black wacky tacky black dog born w/my mama arrived alone and i'm alive and survive in a one room home never take a hand-me-down but i'll dig a bone i give and i live and i handle my own used to a peewee now i'm full grown not a shufflin' jigaboo i'm hard like stone i drink out the bowl i eat out the pot i learn and i earn and i love what i got my mama ain't around no mo' daddy ain't seen befo' i was taught to be a fair man shoot your shot dog in the grass livin' in the past seein' nobody got my hindside i'm a think fast i'm the chugalug thug from lindell, oakland, and south college street a dog-bone sellin' bailin' no good cheat not a lie two-facin' a liquor jar tastin' i'm a gray squirrel chasin' got no time for wastin' so bring in the news singin' the blues i don't shovel no shit and don't chew no shoes i'm a big old black dog never had a friend sittin' on the front porch listenin' to the wind my life is on the end my grin is pretend i'm a die in my doggie bed lappin' up gin heyoh yeah... and check this shit yo
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My Interests

Barking at other animals. Crossing the street without permission. Food. Squirrels. Rabbits. Playing with cats. Bones. Begging for shit. Laying my 20 lb. head on your knee. Trash. Steak. Going for rides. Walks. Balls. Chasing the ride while Jay drives it down gravel roads. LOUNGING.

I'd like to meet:

other cooool dogs to run wit'...

Music:

Snoop. Word. Bone. 'Specially that nukka Lazy Bone.Can also handle some easy-on-the-ears sounds... Sigur ros, Sea and Cake, Frankie Sinatra, Songs: Ohia, Antony and the Johnsons, Ry Cooder, Billie Holiday, Dean Martin.....

Television:

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Books:

Not for me. I don't have the brain capacity to read. I just bark and whine. Look pitiful.

Heroes:

BIG ASS JAKE. He's always been my hero AND my nightmare... His homey Tony is spot on, too. That boy is good with dogs. He fucking talks and I understand. Haven't seen those dudes in a while. SCOUT. He was my father-figure since my old man hit it and quit it. Left me in a box with a bunch of rag-a-muffin mutts..... His girl Sarah Jane is a cooo biotch, too. Jay keeps me in check and gets my back when it's thundering. Pretty damned cooo. I guess he keeps my back most of the time, but I"m kinda scared of storms.... His mamma, GraMiMi. Love that lady. Cooks for ME.