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About Me

I am best described as aleatoric. I desire to tap into the collective conscience of the universe, and find my proper place within creation! I am HIGHLY Ideallistic. I love humor on many different levels, and I believe in absolutes and universals. I do know however, that there are many ways within which these "implacable laws of the universe" can be achieved.....People are People! I won't make ya' fit your square peg into a round hole! I'm up for good prattle with any being! With that being said, I am a non-fundamentalist Christian, a Hypo-Manic, and a romantic in the Victorian/artistic sense..... I am asperger clad, yet have some ability to control it's ill effects over my brain. I also possess very oily, pocked, thick, yet supple skin. My teeth are jagged, yet not "British," and I tend to chuckle out loud at inopportune times. Sarcasm is ok with me in small doses, but it can get old quick. I HATE demeaning "humor" in the vein of Howard Stern, yet fully embrace the Tom Greens, and Tim and Erics of the world! I realize when I'm operating in an "unorthodox manner," and living outside the box, and yet, somehow I remain grounded. I CAN come back down to earth and operate normally at my job, or weeding the garden, or shopping at Wal-Mart, or being a friend to YOU in YOUR time of need! I desire to fill my soul........ My very essence, with an existential form of helium, and float around in the ether filled firmament searching for new ideas, friends, and modes of life. I enjoy a bowlful of Dunhill Nightcap pipe tobacco in a good Merschaum, or Briarwood pipe at nightfall.......I believe in me, I believe in you. I am what I am, and if you have read this far, I thank you! My blogs are random, sometimes "dadaesque" and silly, sometimes biting, but ALWAYS what/who I am. Do you care to join me? Did I mention that I like humor?I am a contradiction in terms, yet better/more reliable than an apocryphally charged maharishi.................

My Interests

I am interested in you, and how we fit together in the pattern of human existence.

Music:

(I've got a large collection of music.....I update all the time as I pull out stuff from my stash that I forgot to list!!!) In no ranking order...........The Bonzo Dog Band. The Fiery Furnaces. Moog Cookbook. Steely Dan. The Byrds. The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Buffalo Springfield. Peter Green era Fleetwood Mac. The Rutles. The Unknown Hinson. The Alan Parson's Project. Arthur Brown. Egg. The Rolling Stones. Led Zeppelin. Khan. Hatfield and The North (any Canterbury Scene music!) Roy Buchanan. Sufjan Stevens. Miles Davis. VanDerGraaf Generator. Roxy Music. Solo Eno and Ferry. Jethro Tull. Gary Newman. The Doors. Wendy Carlos. Devo. Willie Nelson. Pink Floyd. Solo Barrett. Frank Zappa, especially his mid to late 70s fusion era. Herbie Hancock. Bruce Haack. Jon and Vangelis. Sun Ra!! The Yardbirds. early Elton John. Cream. Moog Cookbook. The Kinks. Kraftwerk. Elvis Costello. Peter Gabriel Era Genesis. Solo Peter Garbriel. Supergrass. T-Rex. The Beach Boys. Supertramp. Jeff Beck. Yes. King Crimson. Solo Fripp and Belew. The Beatles. The Small Faces. Neil Young. Queen. Sly and The Family Stone. THE WHO! The Flaming Lips. Beck. David Bowie. Gentle Giant. King Crimson. ELO. ELP. Herbie Hancock. The Residents. Radiohead. The Band. Kings of Leon. The Shins. Procol Harum. The White Stripes. The Pretty Things. Rush. Song Poem collections. The Legendary Stardust Cowboy. Bert Jansch. PFM. Cash. Midlake. Dylan. Kate Bush. U2. Jeff Buckley. The Clash. Tom Petty. Laurie Anderson (I love Performance Art, and would love to start an outfit in the vein of The Residents, Laurie Anderson and other such acts! I'm also into Gorilla Theater, and The Theater of The Absurd although this does not fit into the music category!) BB King. Any "Uptown Coutry" from the late 50s/early60s such as Patsy Cline. The Police. Muddy Waters....any of the 40s and 50s electric bluesmen! BUDDY GUY! The Shaggs. Celebrity Goldenthroats. God bless Gary Forney!

Movies:

Anything with Peter Sellers in it such as The Magic Christian and Casino Royale (original version.) 2001. Life Aquatic. The original Russian version of Solaris. Bergman's 7th Seal. Citizin Cane. Yellowbeard. Anything with Marty Feldman, Peter Lorre, or Peter Cook in it!!! Anchorman.CRM114

Television:

The Young Ones. Father Ted. Doctor Who. Black Adder. MST3K. I like Tim and Eric's Awesome Show. The Venture Bros.

Books:

I own a collection of them. Perhaps Guy Montag will prevent their eventual burning......

Heroes:

All my earthly heroes have failed me......

My Blog

Stop Making Sense/The Talking Heads

I recently watched the Talking Heads film entitled "Stop Making Sense," and was in absolute awe at it's visual production! There were the 4 core members of the band augmented by some very soulfu...
Posted by Guy on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST

Unlock the Lock!!!!

Despite what my profile claims, I actually work with the mentally challenged population in a school setting. Summer is upon us now, and consequently, my wife and I have been making end...
Posted by Guy on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

Jimmy Page

I like Jimmy Page, and Led Zeppelin as much as the next bloke, but damnitt!!! Page has "ripped off" some of his most memorable traits/tricks from a bunch of relatively forgotten muscicians! ...
Posted by Guy on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner

The Norwegian Mercenary lives on in places like Berkeley, The Bilderberg Hotel, The Isle of Lucy &n bsp; &n...
Posted by Guy on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

Danville Illinois

Danville Danville, one hellofatown! Actually, an ugly, scruffy, seemingly uneventful town in the northeast part of Illinois........... Turns out Gene Hackman, Dick VanDyke and a BUNCH of other ac...
Posted by Guy on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:02:00 PST

our town

barbara mandrell, barbara eden, barbara bach, barabara bush lady penelope, and assorted gift baskets. im tired of smelling fires burning in my town. it seems that all my neighbors are burnin...
Posted by Guy on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST

get up stand up

stand and deliver, for your time is here let's all sit down, jump up, lay down, stand up, fall down, or dance around on the ground for something. don't let your backbone slip don...
Posted by Guy on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

parallax

parallax is getting me down around the town don't smile, don't doddle, just turn and frown.... PARALLAX! I'll say it again, PARALLAX! ...
Posted by Guy on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

ganka

spritzer, spritely, slimey smile. smile leather clad limbic lactating llama. a bony, yet highly erotic 60 something clad in a leather something something, electrifies a pre-war crowd in Be...
Posted by Guy on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

more filming adventures

Well, more crazy things are happening on set in Tunisia.......Today, one of the soundmen touched a very rare desert plant named Chiclothea Weed, and began assexually re-budding strange knobby growths ...
Posted by Guy on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST