My interests are acting, of course shopping, hanging out with my best friend Jemma Sutherland, my boyfriend Jack Barrow and all my other friends from Making the Emprire Cross, um, flying my new invisible jet, and doing charity work. But my most favourite thing is having my photo taken, especially when I get to wear glamorous clothes!
I'd like to meet:
I would love to met Marilyn Monroe because I think she is the best actress, ever. She was so sexy and smart. Umm, maybe I'd like to meet Kofi Anan and the Dali Lama too, 'cause this show I'm in sometimes refers to stuff that is happening around the world and it would be great if Kofi could explain it all to me and then Dali could tell me what to think about it. I'd also like to meet Grace Kelly (she was sooooo classy), Madonna (so I could learn how to make lots of money out of being a star), Kylie (who is my number one choice for music when it is international day of dancing by myself in my bedroom), Jessica Alba (because I think I am in love with her), Angelina Jolie (I think I am in love with her too), and Brad Pitt (oh dear, I'm in love with him too... maybe Brad and Angelina would have a threesome with me?
Music:
Disco, disco, disco. All the worlds problems could be solved with disco. Could you imagine what would happen if world leaders conducted negotiations to a sound track of "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough"? ... ohh, maybe not that song, but you know what I mean. I bet if Yasser whats-a-name got to hear more disco he would have traded in that dreadful safari suit for some gold hotpants. Not sure that would go with the teatowel thing though, but then what sort of a hair accessory is that? But anyway enough about disco... I do have broader musical tastes now that I am a serious star and going to all these great A list parties. I like Kylie, Vitalic, Peaches, Team Plastique, Monster Zoku Onsomb! Cursor Minor, Petulia Clarke ...
Movies:
My favorite movies of all time include Legally Blonde, Tomb Raider, Pirates of the Caribbean (or anything else with Johnny Depp in it especially Chocolat 'cause I think any movie where you get to watch him get it on with Juliette Binochet is worthwhile), How to Marry a Millionaire, Rear Window, Pretty in Pink...
Television:
Dark Angel, Dark Angel, Dark Angel. I have the whole series on DVD and watch it over and over to make sure I look as sexy as Jessica Alba when I am kicking butt on set. Wonder Woman and I Dream of Jeannie re-runs rock, and I love cartoons. The Super Friends are great, especially the Wonder Twins.
Books:
I really like reading sci-fi but the problem is that most books are too big for me. Even though I look tall in my pictures, I am only 11 inches high, so I really do have trouble with most books.
Heroes:
OMG Jack is so dumped! Some stupid dickhead took pictures of me getting giggy with Connor Davies and sent them to one of those *#@^! magazines. Jack went off his brain. What's his problem? Life's short, and I'm gorgeous. Hmmp. And besides, I heard all about what he did recently on a flight to Melbourne... but the pity for him is that no-one wants to read about that because he is a no-one!
My Love Jack Barrow (not!)
Here is Jack (during better days) fending off the papparatzi
