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Kimmy Crippler

Wanted in 5 states for wanton awesomeness

About Me

Cold as ice cream, but still as sweet


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My Interests

Roller Derby, Red Sox, Miranda July, ye-ye girls, yoga, good cheese, gravestone motifs from the 1600s and 1700s, guitars tuned good and firm feelin' women, Cig'rettes and dope and mustard and bologna, Records and Kitties

I'd like to meet:

All my friends are...

Music:

"Rock 'n' Roll is here to stay, come inside where its okay. And I'll shake you" A.C

Victrola, phonograph, gramophone, M.O.T.O., Big Star, Compulsive Gamblers, Health and Happiness Family Gospel Band, Black Lips, The Nerves, Jonathon Richman, Reigning Sound, girl groups, power pop, Chantal Goya, Quintron..

Movies:

photodrama, talkie, moving picture, talking picture, picture show, photoplay, Myrna Loy, Mary Pickford, Lucio Fulci, Jean-Luc Godard.

Television:

Andy Griffith (in all forms), Trailer Park Boys, Alan Partridge, Nova, The Feud, Square Pegs, Myrna Loy.

Books:

I'm what the kids call book smart.

Heroes:

My grandmother, Paul Newman, Atticus Finch, Winston A Vanzant, Jerry Lee, Abe, Suppleazy E, Ann Calvello and Gladys "Killem" Gillem.

My Blog

Ceremony

Makes me so emotional. I'm a nerd. ...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:49:00 PST

Hard Knox Bout Tomorrow

I ain't chicken....are you??Chickenps-Bessie Banks is my new favorite lady
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:42:00 PST

Ive Thought About Us For A Long, Long Time

Todd Rundgren started playing in my head when I saw these shoes...they are going to be mine!..Hello, it's me I've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much but something's wrong Th...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:16:00 PST

A good derby survey

I like this survey...and I looove Tyranni1. What's your derby name?Kimmy Crippler 2. What's your number?'87 3. What position(s) do you play?Pivot...and I like outside...all in all, I like being in t...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:31:00 PST

For Old Times Sake

Do you currently have a hickey?grossWho was the last person you talked to on the telephone?JaneWhat were you doing at 7AM?CrunchesHow did you meet the 3rd person on your MySpace top?Pimpstrin...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:38:00 PST

This is what ugly shoes will get you

CrocsAnnnnnd...Picture it...the most fabulous wedding ever had...I say Tak-I because it sounds expensive...Oh My!...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:13:00 PST

No they didn’t

So I was watching Trapped in a Closet...Then they all get the AIDS??!!  Even the midget with diarrhea??!!  I know that I'm way behind, but I just finished it and am a bit scandalized to be h...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:27:00 PST

An update on a few of my favorite people...

(From the Onion) And my child will be named Scout...not Jean Louise...I Would Say 'To Kill A Mockingbird' Captured The Most Interesting Part Of Our Lives By Atticus Finch ...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:22:00 PST

I Would Make a Terrible Wife


Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:52:00 PST

Unamerican

So, I'm at work and I'm listening to pandora...which if you don't already know, its this awesome internet radio that tailors stations to your tastes.  The website is pandora.com ....anyhoo...I cr...
Posted by Kimmy Crippler on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:09:00 PST