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John William

A guy who makes passes at chicks who wear glasses.

About Me

I'm a tall drink of water. Also, I'm the best at what I do and what I do is be totally rad.

My Interests

General and dark.Sorry, that's a joke that only three people will get.

I'd like to meet:

Rad chicks who are nice and will do my laundry.

Music:

For the past couple of weeks weeks; the Sea and Cake, Neko Case, A Band of Horses, the Who

Movies:

I like those ding dong Spider-Man movies. My favorite is still Vertigo, though. Also, Debbie and whatever town she's doing at the moment.

Television:

They are one of my favorite bands.

Books:

Usually stuff written by dead white men. But I've read a great deal of dead white women lately, as well.

Heroes:

Spider-Man. Captain America. Mr.T. Bruce Willis.

My Blog

later bitches

see you next week.  here's something hilarious JUST FOR YOU! ...
Posted by John William on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

you fall from grace, you fall with such grace

I've been in a contemplative mood these past days; I think it was because I almost fell off the roof of a two story house where I would have been impaled on a water pump.  I mean, my feet were ac...
Posted by John William on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

I hope these aren't the halcyon days

It's almost mid-may and there haven't been any magnificent storms yet.  One of the few weather phenomenon I enjoy in Louisville are the spectacularly violently thunderstorms that generally accomp...
Posted by John William on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

slut baths all around

So, Spider-Man 3 was great.  While it isn't as good as part 2, I don't see that being such a big deal because 99.99% of movies aren't as good as Spider-Man 2.  Most of the complaints I've re...
Posted by John William on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:21:00 PST

super secret

Here it is, the official track list from our forthcoming album.  Hoorays!1)  The Drip2)  The Drip Remix3)  I think I regret killing my wife for you4)  Horny Longshoremen, In L...
Posted by John William on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

future nobel prize winner

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/05/game_controller.htmlSo this Jennifer Chowdhury chick has magically figured out a way to combine what happen to be my two favorite pass times: video games and sex--r...
Posted by John William on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:24:00 PST

the young and the restless

So I was skimming over a notorious music review site, popular with both douche bags and dandies, when I ran across one of their infamous perfect 10.0 albums.  And, well, they're right.  This...
Posted by John William on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:36:00 PST

gay.

so here I am, not going to see spider-man in two hours because , apparently, I have no true friends.  jerks.comments are disabled cuz i don't wanna hear it
Posted by John William on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death

So, I watched Land of the Dead this morning and it was another disappointment.  Perhaps I only had expectations because my supposed friend told me it was good.  I liked the idea, a story tha...
Posted by John William on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

crazy women drivers

Hot Fuzz is certified badassical.  I give it 14 mormons out of a possible 14.  It almost makes me want to rewatch Shaun of the Dead to see if maybe I judged it too harshly.  But then ag...
Posted by John William on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST