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Twenty Six Stories

We are the ultimate in orgasm technology.

About Me

A douche bag who sings, two douche bags who don't move around on stage, and a douche bag who plays drums met one day at a club for dandies. They favored each other so much they formed a band. And it was good.

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Member Since: 7/15/2005
Band Website: twentysixstories.com
Band Members: John William - Guitar/Vocals, Bryan Patrick - Bass Guitar, Stang - Drums
Influences: The Dick Dupp Trio, Jerry Masengil and the Monostat Seven, Ducketts Murda, Terrifying Girls Highschool
Record Label: Dick Dupp Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Arrrrrrrrrrgh!

So the album is nigh but we're looking for a new guitarist.  One step forward, two steps back, as they say.  So if you or anyone you know would like to play guitar in a rock and or roll...
Posted by Twenty Six Stories on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:39:00 PST

Yay! New Songs!

We've posted four new, rough tracks from our upcoming album.  You should check them out before we're all tragically killed in a plane crash and we'll suddenly become a cool band and you'll just b...
Posted by Twenty Six Stories on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:38:00 PST

Some good news

Some good news Word has gotten back to us that Roland is sending back the hard drive that got screwed all to hell. Apparently it was a "complete data recovery." Now, we know what complete data rec...
Posted by Twenty Six Stories on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:54:00 PST

Two preview songs

Gunn and Romanticise Suicide are the two songs that aren't lost in computer hell right now.  They still need some adjustment in the mix and nothing has been mastered, but we thought they were goo...
Posted by Twenty Six Stories on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST