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Kentucky Prophet

Littering makes the Earth tougher.

About Me

Kentucky Prophet is a moderately known rapper/singer/comedian/fatso. He has released an EP, "Brain Rap", in 2005 and a full-length, "Beyond The Fringe" in 2007. "Brain Rap" is available on iTunes and "BTF" is available via Paypal.
Mike Farmer hails from Fordsville, Kentucky (pop. 581) and went to school at Ohio County High School in Beaver Dam, Kentucky. He graduated from Western Kentucky University in Bowling Green, Kentucky. He moved to Los Angeles to pursue a music career in 2001. He returned to Fordsville in 2003, having earned no platinum or gold records, no MTV Music Video awards, or record contracts.
During his LA sojourn, Mike Farmer had a short-lived role on a short-lived show, "Beat The Geeks". He was hated by fans in his ten-episode stint as Substitute Music Geek and was canned by show producers (who later went on to subject viewers with The Surreal Life and other VH-1 programs starring Flavor Flav).
For a brief period, he worked as an engineer's assistant for teenage r&b group B2K's album "Pandemonium". Duties as an engineer involved playing video games with the group, building a portable basketball hoop, and making Baskin-Robbins and In-N-Out Burger runs. Almost no actual experience behind a soundboard was had.
During this time, he continued to pester his neighbor, Colin Smith aka Smitty, into recording some rap tracks. Initially, Colin demurred but during a visit from friend Ian Gaffney aka DJ Cappel, Colin took Mike into the studio. The first song the three of them worked on was "Somehooow" which ended up on the Kentucky Prophet EP "Brain Rap"
Nearly five years later, Colin is currently between residences while Ian is subletting his Brooklyn apartment to someone who doesn't mind not having Central Air. Mike is currently typing this at home in Fordsville. Occasionally, the three of them congregate to make new jams and CHANGE THE FACE OF POPULAR MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT.
They're talking about getting together in early fall 2008 to record a follow-up to Beyond The Fringe. Possible album titles include "Fat Angels", "Dr. Bathroom Rides Again" and "URRRPPP!"
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/30/2004
Band Website: myspace.com/kentuckyprophet
Band Members: There's one Kentucky Prophet. Although he's big enough to be two or even three really small people, there's only one him. Lucky you.
Influences: 100% of good music and 8% of the bad stuff.
Sounds Like: The Hammer of Justice smashing down on someone's head.
Record Label: see Industry Rule 4080
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Favorite Adult Film Stars

Just putting this out there...I support the endeavors of these women. In real life, they'd probably scare the shit out of me. Some of these have retired, and may even be dead for all I know. Gianna Mi...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:06:00 PST

Why be petty and bitter?

Seriously. At times, I let myself get caught up in some bullshit. I get bitter over another man's success, when I've had a lot of success. Brandon stole music for three years and had a brutal downfall...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:39:00 PST

Thwarted by the warts

According to Wikipedia, the latin name for "common wart" is "verruca vulgaris." Some enterprising rollergirl, stripper, female rapper, porn starlet or Fox News correspondant oughta take that and make ...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST

Shaking my head at this...

Entire story at:http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-kozinski12-2008ju n12,0,6220192.storywritten by Scott Glover, LA Times staff writer(The emphasis is mine, not the writer's) A closely watched obs...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:27:00 PST

Two big TVH shows June 25/26

And when I say "big", I mean "big for TVH".On June 25 and 26, we'll be playing shows with Zechs Marquise(www.zechsmarquise.com). June 25th - Loudhouse Coffee, Greenbriar, Tn. (north of Nashville)2427 ...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:09:00 PST

Nice Save

When I go to the toilet, I am like a great sculptor, because when I'm done I like to stand back and admire my work. One day I will shit out a statue. Not a big one, like Teddy Roosevelt, but something...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:59:00 PST

Plastic Snakes Hit With Plastic Sticks

So here's a snippet of the dream I had this morning.In space, a race between invisible forces, all whacking plastic snakes with plastic sticks. In fact, they're not really sticks, since they're plasti...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:27:00 PST

More excerpts from Scott McClellan’s book

Earlier this month, "What Happened", the memoir of former Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan was released. Some of the more salacious details of McClellan's near-three years in the White House were ...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:20:00 PST

Lebowski Update

Here's a short progress report for those of you who are coming to Lebowski Fest this July. As you know, you can go to www.lebowskifest.com for ticket and hotel information. The Fest takes place on Jul...
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:06:00 PST

It’s Too Hot To Do Anything b/w Regrets

I don't want to be that asshole that goes "God, it's hot out here" when you see me, by GOD, it's too hot to do anything. We're melting the polar ice caps, and I would love to hug an iceberg right now....
Posted by Kentucky Prophet on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:16:00 PST