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Zoe

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that othe

About Me

SINGER / SONGWRITER / GUITARIST:
rock band profile --- myspace.com/zoevette1AND FROM NOW ON, THAT COMES FIRST.I make stuff:
myspace.com/treemedicine08 If you don't read my profile, don't bother sending a friend request. there WILL be a pop quiz... :-p heh.

You should note: I plan to take over the world one of these days. Whenever I find those damned blueprints.... where did I put those?

    I'm very fluid in personality / beliefs / interests. But here are some constants:
    I'm extremely forgetf... what was I saying? My inner voice sounds just like Eric Cartman. I think humans in general are repugnant, but I am one of them... so what are ya gonna do? If I'm gonna be among humans, I like to be amid a mixed crowd. I ADORE Tribal Cultures, and think that is the way we were built to live, not... this ... CRAP we're existing amid now. I'm always on some sort of quest. Intelligent conversation, to me, is better than sex. Witty exchanges of ridiculous humor are also better than sex for me. I'm not one for small talk, so don't expect a reply if all you write is "Hey what's up?". Tell me something. Anything. I give mama nature my leftovers. I love genealogy. My mutt heritage consists of Creek (Muscogee), German, Scotch, Cherokee & Choctaw. And speaking of Dokken... I can be elusive, or I can talk/type your head off... depends on the mood. OH YEAH... I'm a story teller... get used to it. Don't like it? Hit the road, Chief. And DEFINITELY don't ask me a question.

My Interests


Alchemy. Aliens. Ancient History. Androgyny. Animals. Annunaki. Anthropology. Art. Astrology. Astronomy. Atlantis. Bigfoot. Bonobo Apes. Buddhism. Buffalo. Cartoons. Celtic History. Cherokee Culture. Clovis Man. Conspiracy Theries (some). Cryptozoology. DINOSAURS!!! Egypt. Evolution. Extraterrestrial Life. FRANCE. Frida Kahlo. Gender Outlaws. Genealogy. Gods and Goddesses. Hawks. Hinduism. Horseback Riding. HUMAN EVOLUTION. Joan of Arc. Knights Templar. Knives. Loch Ness 'Monster'. My Music . My dogs. Medieval Art. Medieval History. Mesopotamia. Mother Earth. Museums. Native American Culture. Natural Remedies. Occult. Ogopogo. the Paranormal. Philosophy. Psychology. Reincarnation. Renaissance Faires. Sasquatch. Secret Societies. Strategy Games. Sociology. SWORDS. Tarot. TEQUILA. Theology. Tibet. Treasure Hunting. True Crime. UFOs. XBOX. Transgender Studies. Yeti. 70's Glam Rock. 80's Hair Metal. 70's UK Punk. My guitar collection. My family. My friends whom I consider my extended family.

I'd like to meet:

Other than a Drag King who looks like THIS???:
.... BEINGS FROM MY DIMENSION who are broadcasting that signal to find intelligence on this rock. Stupid humor is fun too. This is why I love Eddie Izzard so - he combines the two. Genius.

Look over there for things to discuss with me
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Music:

    These are the CDs I'd grab if my house was on fire:
    THE TOILET BOYS!!
    Adam Ant Anthrax Avenged Sevenfold Babyshaker Bikini Kill Blondie David Bowie The Butchies Cinderella Def Leppard The Donnas Missy Elliott Faster Pussycat the Germs The Gits The Gossip GSX Guns n' Roses Iggy Pop Joan Jett & the Blackhearts Janis Joplin KISS L7 Lunachicks Mahavatar Masterlast Marilyn Manson Motley Crue The Muffs Nashville Pussy The Need New York Dolls OTEP Ozzy PEACHES Plasmatics the Pretenders PRINCE Suzi Quatro Ramones RATT Red Aunts the Rolling Stones the Runaways 7 Year Bitch Skunk Anansie Sleater-Kinney Social Distortion Something About Vampires & Sluts the Sweet System Of A Down T. Rex (Bolan is god of my collection) Texas Terri Bomb Toilet Boys (so good I hadda name'em twice) Xray Spex
    Lest I forget the classics: Alice Cooper Charlie Daniels Band (fuck off I'm southern) Chuck Berry Black Crows Black Sabbath Bon Jovi Buck Cherry Bratmobile Chevelle Bo Diddley Genitorturers Hank III Jimi Hendrix Unknown Hinson Iron Maiden Etta James the Killers Led Zeppelin Megadeth Motorhead Ok Go Poison Punjabi MC Radiohead Rammstein Sex Pistols Ashton Shepherd Skid Row Slade Twisted Sister The Vines The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black Warlock Muddy Waters Gretchen Wilson Wolf Mother X

Movies:

..So many.... Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Times Square, Rocky Horror, Thunderheart, Ma Vie En Rose, Braveheart, Amelie, Sorority Boys, Frida, Not Another Teen Movie, Spinal Tap, Smoke Signals, Best In Show, American Pie are all ones I can watch repeatedly.

Television:

..History and Discovery Channel Geek, Family Guy, Scrubs, The Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Law & Order: SVU and am 100% addicted to PRISON BREAK, DEXTER, The L Word and Weeds.

Books:

Da Vinci Code
Angels & Demons
Joan of Arc and Her Secret Missions
Bone Collector
True Story of Joan of Arc
Mostly anything historical or fact based. I don't do fiction often.

Heroes:

..Anyone who can truly be honest with themselves about who they are, and people who aren't afraid.

My Blog

Awakening the inner savage...

I'm tryin' OKAY?!It SUCKS to have to TRY to let yourself free, doesn't it?Why is it, I've asked myself repeatedly, that I seem to me the catalyst in the lives of others to find their peace and let the...
Posted by Zoe on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST

HOLY SHIT! Prince dream.......

I had this dream last night about a Drag King that looked exactly like THISCRIKEY. If he exists..... message me. Ima come see yer show. lolKAREN YOU RUINED ME WITH THIS ANIMATED GIF!!!! LMAOCan't you ...
Posted by Zoe on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:09:00 PST

ok, Cloudkicker. Lets do this - Im casting this shit out - NOW.

Disclaimer... if you're not Cloudkicker, this is not for you. But feel free to read if you wanna experience the ugly drama & the anger pent up inside me. Ya freakin' voyeurs. lol This is BAD and needs...
Posted by Zoe on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:59:00 PST

Im afraid of americans....

I need to rant about something that really pissed me off at work today. But before I begin, I'm going to tell Dari that I'm sorry - ya know I love you, but you've been a little mean lately.... what pi...
Posted by Zoe on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:09:00 PST

The reason that humans suck...

A person goes through life sure of only a couple of key things. One of mine was that my best friend in the entire world was truly there for me through any and everything. Since I was 17 no less. He's ...
Posted by Zoe on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:21:00 PST

What irritates me about mainstream science

Why is it that "mainstream scientists', not only refuse to believe in ancient so-called myths about ancient civilizations destroyed by floods between 8 and 10 thousand years ago, but they refuse to ev...
Posted by Zoe on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

The Sun: my new best friend

With all the pain and the weirdness by body has been experiencing, even weirder is that it's been SCREAMING for the sun. no really... I've never had a tan. Even though my whole family has fairly dark ...
Posted by Zoe on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:49:00 PST

ALIENZZZZ Part Deux.

A conversation sparked some research into this topic, in a more specific area, but I found this (what I was looking for when I posted ALIENZZ to start with) and thought I'd share. I got a lo...
Posted by Zoe on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

Fuuuuck. My worst fear is happening....

....It hasn't completely gotten to me yet. But... I ... ok wait let me start over.I was recently diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, right? Which is basically a blanket term used to describe chronic pain tha...
Posted by Zoe on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

Groomer Has HAD it....

It's about freakin' time they had a show about groomers. Even though it's one of those horrid reality-competition shows. I hate those - it's brings out the worst in human nature. And it's totally unev...
Posted by Zoe on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:26:00 PST