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*Maya Goddess*

I find your lack of faith...DISTURRRRBING.

About Me


just moved back to texas (where i "grew up") after 12 insane, priceless, terrifying, intense, irreplaceable, crazy-beautiful years in NYC.
not sure if i belong back here, this adjustment period can be heartbreakingly lonely, but then so could NYC....dont suppose i've ever completely felt At Home. and so i click my heels, and search the stars, in the skies and in y'all's eyes, tryna find somethin Familiar.
*i mute tv commercials
*i zap my ice cream in the microwave
*i prefer to eat with my fingers. salad is finger food y'all
*chewing gum annoys the CRAP outta me
*reality tv shows make me absolutely STABBY.
*i have decided that swans are elitist assholes, and killer whales are the worst form of organized crime on the planet.
*i am constantly in a silent state of writing either a fairy tale or a rock song...if i'm lookin at you for long enough, you're being colorfully illustrated in my head. probably as some kind of animated made-up enchanted animal.
*just began working on a book, though honestly, i have NO idea what that process is supposed to entail, and its freakin' me right out. i think its gonna be like if gabriel garcia marquez wrote a sci-fi comedy... with pictures...that you can color....YOU know, your basic memoirs...
*when i get too intense and/or lost in scary deep thought, just say "KITTENS!" to me.
*i love lightning
*i love starlight
*Orion was one of my first crushes. Yes, the constellation.
*Darth Vader was my very first crush...and honestly...i never got over either one of 'em
*i'm in a MOVIE
*i love Love, but i'm guarded with it these days. seems i gave too much of the stuff out without makin any deposits back into the bank. alot of it was stolen too, replaced with bags of sand like in indiana jones....i'll invest again when i find my treasure...
the adventure, i suppose...continues....

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


**others from whatever planet I'M from, to make our stay here on this one a little less obnoxiously lonely, ya know? like when ya go to another country where there's a different language, and even if you know how to speak it, when you hear somebody speak YOUR language your heart jumps and a sparkling relief washes over you...and you want to jump into their arms and share your journey so you can both feel a little safer knowing SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU. Yeah...like that. lookin for Familiar Energy i can feel Safe at Home around.
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glitterstar aliens, gods & demons, Lovers and Bringers of The Rock...

i also need to meet some divinely fueled rockmonster musicians: -- ..straight driving bass* harder than thunder drums* and nasty-power-crunch guitar*--
*AND* an orchestra of painted bodies bangin the shit ouf of some African and Native American Tribal Drums
i am finally regrouping and ready to feed all my little babies the visciously primal fuck-rock the universe has been starving for....
Mama's comin back children...

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sighhhhhh.......

Music:

JOAN JETT
, the Clash, The RAMONES!!!, **PRINCE**, jimi hendrix, sly&the family stone, Iggy Pop, public enemy, THE CRAMPS!, ac/dc, pretenders, fishbone,
**CHUCK BERRY (the Real King of Rock&Roll)

** the runaways, etta james, marilyn manson, BAD BRAINS, Grace Jones, David BOWIE, p-funk, stevie wonder, the kinks, dead boys, james brown, blondie, NY dolls, run dmc, richard cheese, social distortion, BO DIDDLEY!, the time, sex pistols, NIN, Betty Davis (no not the actress--look her up), skunk anansie, michael jackson, original Van Halen, billie holiday,lynn collins, white zombie, rick james, screamin' jay hawkins, evil stig, Funkface, Honeychild, Supervillain, banana fish zero, adam ant, the plasmatics, aretha franklin, peaches, T.Rex, L7, vanity 6, teena marie, patti smith, nirvana, the ronettes, blind boys of alabama, sahara hotnights, sugarhill gang, xray specs, TINA TURNER, sepultura, TRIBAL DRUMMMMMMING ....and so on, and so on and scooby dooby dooby......

Movies:

KILL BILL 1 & 2, empire strikes back (old school star wars geek), revenge of the sith (the only good new one),summer of sam, angel heart, close encounters of the 3rd kind, PURPLE RAIN, X, fear of a black hat, willy wonka, spinal tap,
nightmare before christmas, end of the century, Unbreakable, team america, x-men (except for the offensively hideous portrayal of Storm), clash of the titans, the secret of nihm
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SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUKKIN PLAAAANE!!!, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Warriors, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Velvet Goldmine...

Television:

Simpsons, Daily Show, Mucha Lucha, Tutenstein, the dog whisperer , Smallville,that 70's show, King of the Hill, Addams Family, Munsters

Books:

CUNT (inga muscio), the chalice &the blade, the davinci code, Beloved (and any other toni morrison), Wicked, Mirror Mirror, When God was a Woman, any Maya Angelou, One Hundred Years of Solitude (and i guess any other gabriel garcia marquez), the Televisionary Oracle(rob brezsny), please kill me (legs mcneil), hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy & long dark teatime of the soul (douglas adams), the ann rice SLEEPING BEAUTY trilogy, THE TAO of POOH, the te of piglet, a right to be hostile (aaron mcgruder) , watership down, hope for the flowers, they came before columbus...and lots more i'm forgetting cuz I NEED MORE BOOKS!!!!!!

My Blog

WHOOOOOO are you? WHO-oo? WHO-ooo?!

this blog begins with excerpts from something i just said to a dear friend recently, who was struck with the agitation of wondering why someone she cared about seemed to no longer be what she thought ...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:41:00 PST

starting yesterday....

okay so i'm writin a book.been thinkin about it, finally started.i think i've BEEN writing it for a while actually, only i just figured how it's gonna all fit together.who knows if anything will ever ...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:29:00 PST

look awayyyy from the light carianne!

when i was a wee kitten, i used to stare at the sun.it was one of those things i could do until somebody empahtically insisted that i in fact could not.kinda like listening to my blood.it used to put ...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

Return from the Valley of the Damned....

5:45 a.m. Parkland Hospital, E.R.sitting in a depressing, dreary, freezing cold waiting room which looks like its playing host ot a casting call for a new Thriller video. the air in here is truly thic...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

thursday in the park with ma

yesterday, the doctor my mother works for had a picnic at the dallas arboretum for his staff. apparently i agreed to attend with her when she asked me in my sleep 2 weeks ago if i would.here's what th...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

i'm comin for YOU, GLINDAAAAAH

sickbeds allow for MUCH movie watching time.theres also lots of general tv watching...at all hours, cuz i fall asleep on and off all day and then wake up on and off ALL night...the x-files is usually ...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:18:00 PST

Disney's First Black Princess.....

this may be my favorite thing i've seen on the daily show...i LOVE larry Wilmore.LOVE ...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

The Others

"I'm not a woman...I'm not a man...I am something that you'll never understand" --- the yin and yang must evolve.we are still wearing the law of duality like baby shoes on grown up feet..people weari...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

so whats the tiiiime

so perhaps this may come off as the makings of a pre-midlife crisis moment,but i have decided i have beef with Time....well..no.i dont have a problem with Time....i have a problem with time recorders....
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:53:00 PST

queen of saps

its a stormy stuck in the house day so i turned on the last half of king of queens 30 minutes ago, wondering why it was on for an hour..turns out it was the last episode. when they did the montage of ...
Posted by *Maya Goddess* on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:17:00 PST