When I'm not out saving the World in my Captain Hero costume (or Captin Morgan depending on the mood), I assume the role of an unappealing geek who just happens to play guitar for Texas Chainsaw Mascara. I grew up (figure of speech) in an over-grown suburban hell called Manassas, just a short distance outside the capitol beltway. Then a twist of events whisked me away to a completely rural hell that thinks its a city. The only things redeeming about this place are my home-bar, The Hideaway , and a school that somehow was rated top 10 for my interests... unfortunately, I've taken twards the 15-year plan for my degree... and the only hope of escaping the drudgery of the 9-to-5 world is either Marla Singer or Texas Chainsaw Mascara which still a work in progress.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brains ZomBeerMe
Birthday: Durring the cold part of the year
Birthplace: Northern, Va
Current Location: BFE, Tn
Eye Color: Blue-ish
Hair Color: Black-ish.. Red-ish... and maybe some shade of brown
Height: 6' Nothin
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel toes
Your Weakness: Jack Daniel's
Your Fears: 2 litters of Coke and an empty gallon of Jack
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a fucking drummer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Did I really do that?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who's she?
Your Best Physical Feature: Depends... the fact that change my depends myself
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: I'll tell ya when I remember
Pepsi or Coke: Jack & Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MEAT
Single or Group Dates: It's tough to please more than 3
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island (or maybe Jack & Coke)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Jack & Coke
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee (strong enough to revive the dead)
Do you Smoke: Too much
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Like a banshee on crack
Do you Shower Daily: Clean and fresh rotting flesh
Have you Been in Love: She took my heart... Now I'm eating hers
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: till death do us part
Do you belive in yourself: I exist don't I
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on the motion and who it's with
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: Health freaks die too
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: hmmm.... you should be the judge of that
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not that I remember
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not that I remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does finding a drunk slut to suck the venom out of my snake count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: unfortunately not
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does finding a drunk slut to suck the venom out of my snake count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not that I remember
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: You can't prove anything!
Ever been Drunk: not that I remember
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: Death by snoo-snoo
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a prize winning drag queen
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
Things I Like In a Ghoul..
Favourite Eye Color: red, green, blue, purple, or empty socket
Favourite Hair Color: Jet Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Legs
Weight: Fit
Best Clothing Style: Off
Number of Drugs I have taken: Can't count that high any more
Number of CDs I own: Don't feel like counting
Number of Piercings: Not enough
Number of Tattoos: Not enough
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 - taking this survey
