philip

eating; sleeping; meowing obsessently and for no good reason; WWF with Riley and kicking him in the eye (R.I.P. Doghouse Riley); ignoring the rest of the peons that share my planet; throwing my weight around...i guess my public is curious as to how i got so big. i'd have to say it all started when my tail got cut off in a tragic window incident and my ear got snipped by some sharp ass scissors. i dealt with the trauma by burying my pain in my food dish..... i'm a pretty adventurous little kitty though, even after the weight gain. i can still clear an eight foot fence; slit a pitbull's nose open with one swipe, catch mice, birds, and baby squirrels..... i was trapped in a basement for three weeks (dropped a few pounds then; but gained them back right quick!); and i jumped through a pane of glass when i was just a little guy. i live with my mom (the hottie on the beach on my friend list; my crib mate and main man Doghouse Riley (he's the orange in my pix) died in April of '05 and is buried outside, and Mauricio Del Toro (who i guess is adorable if you like that alien kitty look), he does'nt like his picture taken though. anyways; to answer the million dollar question on all of my public's minds..... i weigh in at about thirty-five pounds.... Solid! My stomache feels like a bowling ball.