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The Cat

I am here for Networking

About Me

Of course it goes without saying - almost - that I had no intention of renewing or improving my page here, so why I hear you ask have I had to spend such a lot of my precious time renewing everything? And the answer is that MySpace is not the most stable place to keep information.


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Let me tell you all about it!

It was a bright sunny day and the wind was playing with the drying leaves of Autumn, no hang on, let's save the poetic stuff I want to have a moan!

What is the problem with MySpace? It was ok until Fox bought it! Is the fact that News International is axing thousands of programmer's jobs, cutting corners and costs to maximise their investment and their profit potential causing the site to get very - wobbly? We have after all experienced several software 'issues and episodes' recently!

Or on the other hand has Fox been 'duped' by the wily young pirates who started, built up and then sold MySpace to an unsuspecting old style business player like Fox, hoping that the problems they knew were about to begin held off until that Turkey was flogged. Either way, whether I was the innocent victim of corporate greed or the recklessness of start up entrepreneurs I have suffered and I am not best pleased, I much prefer to waste other's time instead of wasting my own.

So I call on everyone of my friends to do nothing, just grumble and moan privately, I think it is safer for me to ask you to do that instead of calling you all to action and then being embarrassed as I lead a handful of you instead of an expected horde to storm the MySpace offices and register our complaint!

So that is enough complaining! Why am I here, indeed why are you here?

Simple, you have been invited to the best and most entertaining page not only on MySpace but on the entire Internet itself, there I am bragging and feeling conceited just like my old self, so I must be nearly over losing all of my written information and having to retype it, which as we all know is not easy for a Cat, typing that is, getting angry comes almost as second nature!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frankly no one!

Humans tend to bore after a while and all of the great heroes I have are creative inventions of cracked minds like Wily E. Coyote. Although I have to say that Salvador Dali might have been a bit of a laugh! And for that matter Gustav Doré, no I am not showing off I have seen their pictures in magazines and thought that they must have been funny guys.

Actually in my recently published and soon to to be award winning Diary called 'Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary' I do mention a few famous people!

Well to tell the truth I get a bit bored writing about the slow days of captivity and decide to write the missing bits from a few of the greatest people who have ever lived, being one of them helped you understand!

I my wonderful book you can not only read about me but also read the last amazing pages from the Diaries of Captain Scott of Scott of the Antarctic fame and the hilarious antics of his best friend Capt. Oates!

Of course I can’t say any more here about what is in my book, you will really have to buy it now, or visit my wonderful, working website and download either the whole thing very cheaply or a few sample pages to try it for size!

My Blog

I am a work of art!

Regina Moller is a rather famous modern artist with an exhibition at the Tate Gallery and guess what I am being featured in 'Regina' the artwork magazine thingy that she creates occasionally for art g...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:15:00 GMT

Ghosts and precious works of Art

Good morning everyone, isn't it a great morning, well it is here and I do hope that it is where you are too mind you I was woken up this morning from a rather interesting dream about Bullfinches, I'll...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:23:00 GMT

What to do with Mice? - Licking yourself!

My latest ambition is to learn how to use sissors!Sorry I'm in a hurry so don't mind the spelling or grammar well that is a good rule of thumb for reading all my work, well I am a Cat after all tee ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:53:00 GMT

Something for Nothing from a Green Cat

Now everyone wants to save the planet, goodness me we hear enough pop stars and politicians and other 'trustworthy' individuals saying they do, so here is an idea from a Cat. Yep! Just a Cat and to be...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:36:00 GMT

101 Ways to Make Money

Dear Blog readers. I would like to apologise for the last blog (title above), it should have read 101 Ways To Make Monet, but my claw got caught in the 't' key and I didn't bother to proof read the bl...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:52:00 GMT

Topless Model

Current Mood - annoyed, I should say so! I would like to know just who has been spreading the rumour that I have appeared semi-naked in several national newspapers and magazines and actually pocketed ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:39:00 GMT