.. SEX, DRUGS , and Rock N' Roll... yeah... i am interested in "somebody"... but other ones: tattoos, piercings, modeling, being a professional bad ass, mustaches, gnomes, switch blades, black eyeliner, button down plaid shirts, trees, VODKA, vegans, grenades, shot guns, dead things, amputated limbs of such, cutting people, painting, turn tables, i tend to have an obsession when going on road trips to take a picture of every semi that passes, eating, sunglasses, killing kittens... that sums up my so called "interests" My rates are reasonable, if I like you...Pin-up: $50hr with a 3hr minimum + transportation & foodPG-fetish: $50hr with a 3hr minimum + transportation & foodPG13 fetish: $75 an hr with a 3hr minimum + transportation & foodImplied nudity: $100 hr with a 3 hr minimum + transportation & foodNudity is a whole different thing. I only do that for Art Shows, since I cannot for anything else since I sold my soul to SGMy rates are negotiable...I will wonly work for free if I've gotten in contact with you about working or I ABSOLUTELY adore your work.*Note: I have spent a lot of money and time making myself the way I am. I have modeled for international websites, clothing companies, magazines, etc. I was also a "Gerber Baby"... haha, true. Beauty isn't free, and tattoos are especially not free. If you have any questions about scheduling a shoot please feel free to contact me and we will further discuss any future plans.I also have my own make-up artists, but if you'd like to use her for a shoot it will be an additional $50 an hour. My hair stylists will be $75 additional an hour.
when it hits 52 seconds.. its ME!!! NONE of you. don't take it personally if i don't read your emails or reply... everybody annoys me, and you writing over and over again is REALLY going to make me not like you. If i don't add you to my friend's don't take that personally... you're probably not bad ass enough or you're just one of those people that i REALLY REALLY don't like... ... and there's a lot of people that i really really REALLY don't like, you're probably one of them ♥♥ ♥ohhHHHhhhh!!!! this man right here!!!! johnny if you're reading this "I fucking LOVE YOU!!!!" and not that "OOOoooOOOhhh i love the Capt. Jack Sparrow BS" no i love you since "Cry Baby" and "nightmare on elm street"
what's the use of me putting all the music i like i'll be rambling on until the day i die... my music collection is better than everybody's anyways. i'll just sing for you all!!! LA LA LAAaaaaAAA
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