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Temper Suicide

Volenti Non Fit Injuria

About Me

Fashion designer and bar bitch in my spare time. I'll tattoo, illustrate, get the money they owe you and pose. I am my male friends' bodyguard. I am tall enough, and thin enough to be adorned with tentacles and if I try real hard, I can already fly about 13 feet. My accessories come from junkyards and hardware stores. I need things. Like two ferrets, drinking binges, feminism, neon, dirt, evolvement, stupid jokes, the bags under my eyes, whisky, immorality, being either 5 years old or 40, Rohypnol, psychiatric hospital's papers, watching an idea form into a concept, cigarettes, solitude, real maturity, aggression, introversion, creation, contemplation. I need to know everything. Healthy and unhealthy. I didn't wait for dad to buy me a pony. I got it on my own. My diet consists only of coffee, cigarettes, water, salad, pasta and whisky. I find blue scorpions under my pillow. I professionaly mold guys. Trannies love me. They call me Penis Suicide.

My Interests

I like asking anorexics at dinnertime if they're "still eating that?" I never pay for drugs and alcohol. At least not with money. I am a hyperactive kid. I am not a careful girl. I'm a busy girl. I wash my body but not my clothes. You'll never know whether to adore or despise me, and swing from idealisation to debasement. I'll watch it in mild amusement. I like ponies. I wear barrettes in little tufts of hair. I drink too much Glenlivit. Statistically speaking, I am smarter than you.

I'd like to meet:

Disposable boys. And mutants.

Music:

Exists.

Movies:

Forget it. Films bore me. Except maybe Pipi Langstrumpf, Ronja Räubertochter, women retaliation movies & vivid costume films. Oh. AND, of course, 'Die Bettwurst'.

Television:

Are you kidding me?

Books:

Almost anything I've ever read. I'll inhale anything from pulp to classics, I love books. (never said I wasn't a nerd....)

Heroes:

the cat.