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LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM

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About Me


A Little About Me!:~My Name is Ashleigh~Sauce is Me and Xuriah's new awesome word...because we are sooo Sauce!~My Birthday is November 11th 1986, the same month and day as Leo Dicaprio~I Have Brown Eyes~Black is my Natural hair color~I am 5ft 3in short~I weigh 100lbs~My Zodiac sign is Scorpio, the coolest of all Zodiac signs~I am Native American~I am Thin and Petite, otherwise known as Teeny~My favorite type of candy is chocolate~I LOOOVE Animals, but especially Kitties, Ferret Weasels, Baby Deer, and Foxes~My best physical features are my Eyes and Tiny Frame~I use the words Douche-Bag and Ass-Douche A LOT~My heritage is Native American Mostly, German, Swedish, Scottish, French, English~My Longest Relationship is the one I'm in right not. I've been with Xuriah for over 2 years now (August 2007 was our 2 year anniversary) and I could not ask for a better Man to dedicate the rest of my life to. We are Lovers. We are Best Friends. We are more than most will ever find. We are a perfect example of what a TRUE loving couple should be.~I used to shoplift when I was 15~Yes I have kissed girls before, as a matter of fact I've kissed more girls than guys in my life, but that does not mean I consider myself Bi. I don't believe in bisexuality, and I think its bullshit when people use that as an excuse to cheat on whoever they are with saying that they need "it" from both sides. I'm not against guys being with guys or girls being with girls if you are in love with them, but I think its lame that everyone has to classify themselves as gay or straight or bi. People should just learn that we are all people and whoever you fall in love with thats who you love, because you love who they are, not whether they are a male or a female~Yes, I have been dumped once in my life, but that was a first relationship with the same sex, and the second time I dumped her, and the last boyfriend I had I dumped too, haha, no more dumping for me though, my fiance and I are set in this relationship, proving you don't need to be a slut to find your soul mate :) Sluts don't have soul mates anyway, and this has been proven (they like to think they have soul mates, until they are cheated on or are dumb enough to cheat on the one they are with, thus they always return to their whorish ways :D~I LOOOOOOOVEEEE Sushi!!!!!!P~I absolutely adore Thunderstorms~I am against Teenage pregnancy no matter who you are; you are being selfish and obviously don't give a fuck that that is another life you are going to fuck up in addition to your own, and don't bother with any excuses because none of them you could conjure up are valid, you are just trying to convince yourself, but you are only living in denial.~I DO NOT believe in god or any higher being controlling everything, I believe in myself. Take responsibility for your own actions, stop making up excuses"It's like a walrus flossing!"~I believe in souls and spirits, but I do not believe that all spirits are good, and I definately do not believe that everyone has a good soul, oh hell fucking no!~I DO NOT believe in angels because that is related to god ~I DO NOT believe in heaven and all that crap. I believe that when you die if you were a decent person in life that your soul goes to your own world where you can do everything that made you the happiest in life, and those that you cared about in life that have passed on, will be reunited with you in eternity (as long as they were truely a decent person in life, which I will get to in minute) and pets are not excluded either. I completely believe that you will get to see all the pets that have passed on that you cared about because they have souls too.~I believe if you were a shitty person in life that when you die you have two choices; either you choose to have your soul reincarnated in a new life, basically a second chance to revive your soul, or you choose to completely give up and have your soul destroyed meaning everything about you will cease to exist and you will never see anyone you loved ever again because your soul will just disintegrate so that you cannot pollute any sort of existence ever again. This is why I believe some people (including myself) remember certain things from completely different eras in time, and sometimes from dozens of different time periods, because its from having an old soul that fucked up in all their past lives some how and are on a mission to better their soul for that chance to live in their perfect eternity and to be with their loved ones forever~I am an Artist~I am smarter than 99.9% of anyone around my age~I am proud of myself and the person I turned out to be from the events that have happened in my life thus far and I have absolutely no regrets~Tofu is awesome in Miso soup!~Here is what I think f Britney Spears; She is a dumb slut! And shes just getting sluttier and sluttier the older she gets. Must be because no one thinks shes sexy anymore with her stretched out flabby skin and her c-section scar hanging out anytime she tries to dress slutty like back in the day when "she could get any guy she wanted" Now no one will touch her with a ten foot pole, unless its some nasty southern trailer trash guy from jerry springer. Her so called "perfect fairytale life" with her "amazing prince charming" and her "beautiful children" ended up being a gross trashy fuck factory for a husband and 2 (so far) parasite screaming mud buckets making her life really just a lie and now she feels lost and thats why shes showing her sagging crotch lips to the world (same goes for Paris Hilton, and you don't even want to get me started on that), just for the 30 seconds of unflattering fame she will get until she decides to kill herself because she would rather do that than to be a good person for a change and actually TAKE CARE of her kids that she claims she wanted and loves but her actions show otherwise~My favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry~Poops McGee up your ass and out your crotch swimming in a sea of piss and vitamins...ya...~The crackers are crapping lovely pink nuggets into a sink of bumblebees~I have song lyrics written for me by Xuriah, performed by Cause Of Insanity (C.O.I)~My Fiance surprises me with flowers all the time just because he loves me :D~I like the smell of gasolineAwesome picture I took of Frodophotogenic as always ;)This is great! Just like me and Xuriah, taking a piss together outside ;) I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!~All of you anywhere in this world, if you can't accept my opinions on things (I didn't say you had to agree with them) then you might as well not talk to me, because they are a part of who I am, and I am strong in what I believe in, and if I'm a bitch because of that, then so be it, but that just makes you ignorant.~I've been put in a mental hospital before. It was interesting. I do not regret it though because I learned a lot during that point in my life. I just think of it as a learning experience.~I've been asked by lots of different people if I was part Asian...and part Russian (like t.A.T.u.)...but mostly Asian...I am however Native American. Algonquin to be precise. I've also been told that I look like Anime...which is sweet! I've also been told that the animal I look like is a deer hehe. And I've been told I look like an anorexic little girl, which was a sad attempt at an insult, because I took it as a compliment :) And then it was changed recently to an anorexic little boy, another sad attempt at an insult, haha, little boys look like little girls anyway, so many failed attempts at insults that they feel they need to change their original insults, lmfao!!!! :DMe and my Sexay Fiance XuriahMe and Xuriah under a treeI just saw your face :OHanging with Xuriah, Dylan and the "Chicken Dog" at the GraveyardMe in an old tub in the Norwich Mental HospitalYour name of Ashleigh gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life. You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age. (oh so true) Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends. Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... everlasting
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My Interests

THESE EYES ARE ALWAYS OBSERVINGDRAWINGPHOTOGRAPHYMODELINGARTSCRAPBOOKINGMUSICFAIRI ESMOONSMERMAIDSBABY DEERFERRETSMOVIESEYESGRAVEYARDSJAPANESE STREET STYLEGOTHIC LOLITAFOXESCATSAND ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY ;)

I'd like to meet:

YULIA (JULIA) VOLKOVAALISON LOHMANNATALIE PORTMANJOHNNY DEPP LEO DICAPRIOCHRISTINA RICCIHELENA BONHAM CARTERLISA D'AMATOMIRANDA KERR

Music:

Basically anything EXCEPT rap, R&B, and hip hopI do like listening to:Cause Of Insanity (C.O.I)t.A.T.u.AquaRegina SpektorAny random 80'sBilly JoelKornSystem of a DownRob ZombieNine Inch NailsRammsteinDog Fashion DiscoAugust Burns RedMiranda Sex GardenLoreena MckennittKaki King...(Just to name a few)Getting High with Dinosaurs

Movies:

Sweeney Todd Across The Universe Kamikaze Girls Tim Burton movies Garden State Amelie Pan's Labyrinth The Science of Sleep Tideland Ghost World Orgazmo White Oleander Labyrinth The Dark Crystal Legend The Professional Jurassic Park (the first one) Saw Napoleon Dynamite The Neverending Story The Descent Clockwork Orange Hard Candy Interview wiith the Vampire The Aviator Benny and Joon The Crow Edward Scissorhands Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Romeo and Juliet (with Leo Dicaprio) Titanic Beetlejuice Big Fish Girl Interrupted The Man in the Iron Mask Matchstick Men Now and Then Black Snake Moan Sleepy Hollow The Addams Family Mallrats Baseketball Natural Born Killers SIN CITY Waking Life Batman Returns Donnie Darko Harriet the Spy My Girl The Sandlot To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar Hostel Dead Silence Marie Antoinette Matilda Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle Planet Terror Death Proof Asian Horror Movies CLASSIC Disney movies such as; The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Bambi, Aladdin, 101 Dalmatians (I hate when they make shitty sequels to classic Disney films, its just horseshit! And I hate most of these new pixar computer animated shits! Complete Abortions!)I'll basically watch any Tim Burton movie, and any movie with Johnny Depp, Leo Dicaprio, or Natalie Portman in it, even if it is a piece of crap movie.

Television:

The Whitest Kids U' Know The Sarah Silverman Program Scrubs Shin Chan Saul of the Molemen Family Guy Robot Chicken Rock of Love Moral Orel That 70s Show The Adventures of Pete & Pete Salute Your Shorts The Oblongs Sex and the City America's Next Top Model Shear Genius

Books:

Catcher in the Rye The Works of Edgar Allan Poe Lord of the Rings Jurassic Park Grimm's Fairytales

Heroes:

Xuriah, and the rest of my family (Family is the most important to me because they are always there for me when I need them the most, and yes that includes all of my pets as well)
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Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

:D

Well, at least I know I'm adult enough to not have my friends fight my own battles for me. And if a "mature" person knows when to stop, then obviously none of you are mature because none of you are st...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

lol lol lol

Damn you suck (literally). If you plan on doing something "drastic", you might want to shed a few pounds (or a hundred), we don't want you to have a heart attack, now do we? That's what happens when y...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST

Megan Castleberry is a fatass whore!!! :) (2 can play at this pathetic game)

Yes, you are a fatass...it doesn't matter whether you were pregnant or not, people just use that as an excuse to get fatter anyway, you were fat before, you were fat during, and you are fat still!!! S...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST

lalalala

"First off bitch, i never claimed to be your friend, i always thought you were a loser, second the only reason i said anything to you in the first place was because you dragged me into it, by saying i...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:54:00 PST

LMFAO

I just think it is soooo funny how people have nothing better to do than to bring up shit about me that happened ages ago and basically has nothing to do with me or my life anymore because thats the o...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:37:00 PST

Amazed

I'm just amazed at the ignorance of some people... or should I just say most people....it seems like nowadays it is "cool" to be ignorant...well, so be it if that's what they want to do, live in&...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Well cool, at least she admitted to being an "immature bitch", I was right all along....what sucks is when people only speak what they think is the truth. Everyone is wrong from time to time...everyon...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:55:00 PST

HaHa

Well, what interesting blogging the past few days wouldn't you say? lol I just find it funny when people can't even admit when someone else is right. But, at least I know I have someone that loves me,...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:30:00 PST

so...if this isn't considered fucked up, then I don't know what is

"so apparently ms. ashley brown is engaged to xuriah as of 2 weeks ago. they've been going out for maybe 5 months now. they are definately both the type of people that can't be single; they always hav...
Posted by LoLiTa CoNuNdRuM on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 06:58:00 PST