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Azadeth the heretic

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About Me

I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+ .r{} I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! What Lovecraftian terror are you?
You are Yog-Sothoth!The fearsome god of wizards and time, you are trapped beyond the gates of this reality and can only moderately involve yourself in Earthly affairs. Of course...you're going to change all that.
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You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I'm not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

Scientific Atheist


100%

Spiritual Atheist


58%

Angry Atheist


50%

Militant Atheist


42%

Apathetic Atheist


33%

Agnostic


33%

Theist


0%
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My Interests

Thinking, creative writing, drawing, sculpture, ninjas, video games, kitties, science, boobs, hyenas, atheism, sex n' violence, Japanese, Latin, linguistics, the Cthulhu mythos, EVIL, mythology, Japan, entomology, Hell and the demonic

I'd like to meet:

No Ronbots. No 9/11 Truthers or other conspiracy theorists. No religious people of the sort who wish to convert me. Preferably no delusional people at all, but I am more forgiving than I seem (sorry to sound like an ass, but I'm frankly tired of weeding these people out). Other than that, I dunno, nobody specific. Friends have to be intelligent. That is a non-negotiable prerequisite, but it's pretty much the only one. Normal people bore me and won't understand me.

Music:

Music in general does not interest me, but my favorite band by far is Rammstein. So I like anything as awesome as that.

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ninja Scroll, Lord of the Rings.

Television:

Family Guy, Southpark, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report. Discovery, Animal Planet, and A&E for mental stimulation. Most of TV is moronic schlock though.

Books:

Non-fiction: "The Naked Ape," Desmond Morris, "The Demon-Haunted World," Carl Sagan. "The God Delusion," Richard Dawkins. Fiction: Anything by Stephen King or H. P. Lovecraft. I also enjoy reading the Iliad and the Odyssey, Dante's Inferno, and the original tales of the Brother's Grimm.

My Blog

God Save the Queen!

This made me lol - one of those things I wish I'd written, but I didn't.Enjoy!To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in ...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:26:00 PST

The problem of evil...and why this concept is misleading

In the minds of many, there still exists a very primitive, simplistic concept of "good verses evil." This imaginary conflict is present in many forms, but since it's very often perpetuated by religiou...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:52:00 PST

Bigfoot a hoax? Impossible!

Some of you may be aware of the supposed Bigfoot corpse that was "discovered" by two police officers in Georgia, not incidentally home of some of our most podunk potbellied human specimens. The follow...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:05:00 PST

Why dogs suck

As a preface, I would like to mention that I had originally intended on posting this blog with a generous supplement of Far Side cartoons, and have actually gone as far as rifling through all of my co...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:51:00 PST

Always make fun of people with stupid names

I know that my last blog expressed my intention to not post any more blogs for a while. I changed my mind about that, and I'm not obligated to explain why. Suck it up.Now on to business:As a person wi...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:27:00 PST

Will not be posting blogs anymore

Hi, kiddies.I will not be posting blogs for a while, if ever.I'm sure you're devastated.See ya.EDIT:I am not the sort to try and false sympathy from others by making big dramatic declarations (I see ...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:32:00 PST

Americans are stupid? So is everyone else.

This is a very popular little clip, one I've seen quite some time ago, but which keeps popping up at annoying intervals. I would like to formally respond to it.A common worldwide opinion now...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:16:00 PST

You and your @$% cell phone

I don't own a cell phone. A small part of this is because I never go anywhere or do anything. Another reason is that I have no friends who would call me while I was out anyway. But even if neither ...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:12:00 PST

Ninja spotted in New Jersey!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hNCpwubTHij2t-s1Wtw9d_E74 XYgD91H9BIO3I'll paste it here for those of you lazy bastards who don't want to click a frigging link:School locked down after 'ninja' sight...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:04:00 PST

Why cops scare the shit out of me

The police scare the shit out of me.They are, in fact, really the only thing that scares me. To be more specific though, what I fear is being forced to do things or being accused of doing things by pe...
Posted by Azadeth the heretic on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:17:00 PST