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CRAZY JAKE

Punk’s Not Dead, It’s Just Passed Out On The Couch.

About Me

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Click here to post this on your page or 'blogOk Well first off My name is Jacob, Im told im hardcore but I also know im a big ass goofball/dork/nerd/geek. If im around the right people i can be myself and goof off and have fun without feeling stupid. You might be wondering where i got the name crazy jake, basically it comes from me snapping if you push the wrong buttons, what that means is if you. I'll pretty much go animal on your ass and beat you with a fucking brick if i have too, fights are started so someone can win and thats going to be me. So fortuanetly it takes a large amount of shit to really piss me off, i no longer rely on my rage to get me threw things. I talk things out and reason with people now and use logic. I do not like to fight anymore, But i hope whatever god or being you beleive in is there for your sorry ass if you fucking snap that last nerve in me i wont show mercy and im serious about hurting you very very badly and enjoying it :). SO now that you see that crazy jake side lets get over that part. I like to goof off and have fun and be a total dork, most people call me weird but thats because they arent fun and are mean. Im very generous and will go out of my way for people i think deserve my effort. If your my friend I'll do almost anything for you within reason of course, but still if its an emergency ive been known to break a few laws for people. So lets talk about my likes and hates. First off I hate mean people, I dont like rude girls around me, I hate emo music but its your choice if you want to listen to that trash. I hate stupid people that seem to lack every ounce of common sense and im thinking its 90% of America, or the "normal" people if you will. Now the likes since im too lazy to truely describe myself in great detail. Pretty much I love potatoes, goofy girls, punks, hardcore music, and classical shit like beathoven and what not i have more music diversity but it would take the whole page to describe it. I like computers or at least i did until it was my job, my passion however is lifting weights and staying in peak shape at all times. It sickens me when i dont work out, usually if you want to run with me i hope you can run 10 miles because thats what i do i go to the extremes in whatever weather there is. I like writing music lyrics and going to punk shows as many times as i can a week, yes week up to 5 times but usually its 2-3 shows. So im here in seattle loving the city i'll never go back to the fuckin sticks ever! Uhh I dont know what else to type other than im a die hard punk that has the beat of the scene burned into my soul. Im very political and i like volunteering for the community as well, I believe anyone and everyone has the right to do what they want within reason of not hurting another person without a legitmate excused that bennefits a society in a whole as a positive side effect of a negative one. In Short do what you fucking want and dont worrie about someone else liking certain music, dressing a certain way, or just plain being weird. Dont like it, avert your ignorant eyes and brain towards your media comforts. So if you dont like me suck my nut sack bitch and i hope your skin is stripped from your body and your bathed in vinegar salt water.
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My Interests

I like horses,science, but my favorite things to do are working out heavily, going to concerts and rockin the fuck out, and fights. I guess we can throw video games and computers in there too. But sex is top list along with getting fuckin Blitzed outta my damn mind.
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I'd like to meet:



FREE ROBOT SEX!!!

Music:


Travis Barker-05 warped-transplants

Movies:


Chaos Is My Life (Montreal Riots)

Television:

stargate SG-1, Discovery Channel, UFC,

Im not saying Im a vegetarian but im thinking about it more now. There must be a better way than torturing animals before I eat them on a bun? If you got the guts to know the truth than prove it and watch this.

Books:

Isacc Asimov's Robot detective series. "The unseen" So this is reading?

Heroes:

Brian Deneke was murdered by a texas rendneck piece of shit because he kicked too much ass. Died on December 12, 1997 -19 years old-

My Blog

Unwanted Faces

================Unwanted Faces================RAHHH! FUCK YOU!!!YOU WALK DOWN THE STREETS!!YOU SEE ONLY WHAT YOU PAY FOR!!BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POOR DONT CARE NO MORE! POCKET OF CASH AND A PLACE TO CRASH...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST

Mohawk Tutorial

Ok Well heres my tutorial, Ive gotton a few questions here and there on what to put a mohawk with and how to do it.Heres your options for putting your hair up, I'll go over what works best for me. ...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST

Tax My Land

AHHHHHHH!!!!! Tax's here day begin!Back stabbed sons since way back when!Dont you know you can never win!Sons of the rich topple the poor We Cant take this anymore!,food and shelter thats all we as...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST

Java Shits

this is called "Java Shits"Coffee!!!!....Coffeee...Coffeee!!!!I like fuckin coffee, makes me awake.wake up tired as shit, thinkin i wanna just fuckin quite. Slam a cup of joe, now i want to go.! Coeff...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:49:00 PST

20 Questions

(still work in progress)1....2...3....4They  point and stair but most of them do not care. See our Clothes the way we wear our hair, its not the normsthat question who we are no its one us Who Cl...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

THE WAR IS ON!

(still work in progress)AHHHHH!! The war is on!! The Fights in office and the battles over seas!The Soldiers fight for freedom reasons no not clear to see! The battles  wrong,but the conflict bee...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:40:00 PST

American Daydream! DONE!

Got No important job for the way I look!your thinkin im just as a fuckin crook!thinkin so hard on where to apply, somtimes i wishyour employers would BURN AND DIE! scrape myself up from the bottom of ...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST

I hate you too *song is done!*

This is an OI! song, its old school back in the days of boneheads and skins that hung out with hardcore punkers.I FUCKIN Hate you too!AHHHH FOUR THREE TWO ONE GO!!!!!You say that im racist, Well you s...
Posted by CRAZY JAKE on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:33:00 PST