HELL, EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC? funny |
HELL, EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC? I loved this guy's answer! The following is supposedly an actual question givenon a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. Theanswer by one student was so ...
Posted by MaryJane on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:52:00 PST |
Two Nuns |
Two Nuns There were two nuns.One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), andthe other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away fromthe convent. SM: H...
Posted by MaryJane on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST |
sex quotes |
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief ...
Posted by MaryJane on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:14:00 PST |
Murphy's Sex Laws |
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No matter how many times youve had it, if its offered take it, bec...
Posted by MaryJane on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:37:00 PST |
college money |
If you took the $160,000 you would spend on college and spent it on condoms ($.83 each), you could have sex 132 times a day, or 5.5 times an hour. If that sounds excessive, you could have sex 3 ...
Posted by MaryJane on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:32:00 PST |
What is the truest definition of Globalization?..funny |
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess ...
Posted by MaryJane on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST |
jokes...really funny |
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your n...
Posted by MaryJane on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:00:00 PST |
I will go down on you |
I will go down on you I WILL GO DOWN ON YOU AND MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HAPPYBUT ONLY LONG ENOUGH UNTIL YOU THINK IT'S GONNA GET BETTER -THEN I'LL COME BACK UP AND FUCK YOU LIKE NO OTHER.....SINCERELY YOUR...
Posted by MaryJane on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:58:00 PST |
Stoners Facts Part 1 (Laws) |
Here will be our series on weird but true facts In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.In Tennessee,...
Posted by MaryJane on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST |
Scary Senario |
Scary scenario
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.In front of you is a galloping...
Posted by MaryJane on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:30:00 PST |
