To tell you who i am in a brief grammaticly incorrect paragraph im like a kamakazi squirrle diving head first to what ever rolls my way.i will exagerate and say twisted things to get a rise out of people. im in constant flux and can be anywhere between real laid back to a rude jackass who will tell it like it is and say the most aposed to the the least. i feed off action and crave adventure i grew up in the small town of newtown Conneticut, where there was notin to but cause mischief i 1st started getting in truble w/ da fuzz since i was a wee little lad o 10 yrs old right about the same time i started skateboarding coincidnce (i think not) then in '99 i moved up to Framingham MA where i had the best fucking time of my life w/ the crew Theres too many fucking stories to write but man r they classic...... So where am i now u ask? Chillin in sunny Tennessee where im investing in real estate and refinishing antique furniture at the Willow Creek Antique Gallery in Old City and enjoying life
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dylan Masters Bejarano
Birthday: 11/15/85 Never Fuck w/ a Scorpio
Birthplace: a labratory
Current Location: in between two hot chicks
Eye Color: theryre confused between green and blue i dont what color theyre gonna to be today
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'12"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Im a high class Mutt...Mutt Pride!
The Shoes You Wore Today: ipath
Your Weakness: a nice round booty and her smile
Your Fears: the shredder
Your Perfect Pizza: a manhole cover w/ cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: chill w/ my homies from framingham
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: when i have time for it i'll let you know
Thoughts First Waking Up: does she need cab fair?
Your Best Physical Feature: my beef sword
Your Bedtime: december 32
Your Most Missed Memory: past 20 years
Pepsi or Coke: Tattoo and coke. mmm mmm tasty
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds cuz u can hop the fence and play in the ball pit when we're hi as fuck
Single or Group Dates: no dates i just let em fight over me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hmmmm...... lets see soda purple stuff.... Hey Sunny D alright!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla w/ some warm apple pie mmmmmmmmm
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: ill smoke you
Do you Swear: fuck ya
Do you Sing: only in the car
Do you Shower Daily: yes i have to get rid of the supermodel smell
Have you Been in Love: i love myself. and yo mama. ooooh burn!
Do you want to go to College: euh just claases of which im intrested in
Do you want to get Married: yeah. to carmen electra
Do you belive in yourself: it doesnt matter. everybody else does
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah. but i move so fast i dont have time for it
Do you think you are Attractive: have u seen my pics? pfft! im totally awesome
Are you a Health Freak: have u seen my pics?
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah. ma and pa dukes r chill
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course
Do you play an Instrument: i play a mean solo on the crotch guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah. but only cuz i spit hot fire
In the past month have you been on Drugs: whos asking?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: we've already been over this
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: if u take two double stuffed oreos and put em together. you get the Quadruple stuffed OREO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sushi is bomb
In the past month have you been on Stage: no. thats what they'd be expecting
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes. in sugar
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: theres nothin skinny about my dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart
Ever been Drunk: please
Ever been called a Tease: u obviously dont know me
Ever been Beaten up: yeah. i was ambushed. damn u justice league!
Ever Shoplifted: i've lifted shops clear off their foundation
How do you want to Die: when they find a way to kill me i'll let u know
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: a quick stop in amsterdam then off to Australia. Croocky!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: long enough to pull
Height: smaller than i am but not like midget small
Weight: voluptuous
Best Clothing Style: something that shows off the goodies
Number of Drugs I have taken: ever?
Number of CDs I own: its all bout da ipod
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0. the cost of perfection
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