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Squirrel Melt

It has always seemed to me that my existence consisted purely and exclusively of nothing but the mos

About Me

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My Interests

Cheese, mayonnaise, bread

I'd like to meet:

Your stomach

Music:

Gonads and Strife

Movies:

The Ten Commandments

Television:

Murder She Wrote

Books:

The Story of the Eye

Heroes:

Ed o'Neill

My Blog

MyProblem with MySpace

MyProblem with MySpaceMy "friends" (and I use this term literally, not simply in MySpacespeak) know that my relationship with this website has been somewhattenuous and turbulent ever since my last st...
Posted by Squirrel Melt on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:54:00 PST

Call me "Pops"

(A word of warning to squeamish readers and expectant mothers in particular. This is my interpretation of our birth experience, and I haven't held myself back on some of the more frightening and disco...
Posted by Squirrel Melt on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

David Duchovny's Meaty Nuggets

.. width="425" height="350">..>'I'm like a camel - I fill up my hump with hate... I'm like a hate-camel.'- Bill HicksIt was midnight on a Friday and I couldn't help but hearing Bill Hicks laughing at ...
Posted by Squirrel Melt on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

Monkey Magic

Ever have one of those days when a good dinner would go a long way in making you forget about all the bullshit that had occured in the previous ten hours? Me too ...then dinner was bland as stale tofu...
Posted by Squirrel Melt on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:08:00 PST

Belated Update

To think that I was so gung-ho about getting back to blogging after the death of Elmer Fishpaw! Well, you can still call me Elmer, or Squirrel Melt, Dickchow, Bloodfart, or just plain ol' Jason... but...
Posted by Squirrel Melt on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

Scratch that, let's start again...

The lady and I just got back from a vacation with the familoo, and I figured what better way to "hit the reset" button than with a vacation photoblog.... Now that's my idea of a vacation! LOTS more pi...
Posted by Squirrel Melt on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST