If it's NOT -- REPEAT, NOT -- about math, football, or subwoofers, I'm interested. I HATE MATH FOOTBALL AND SUBWOOFERS. Everything ELSE is interesting, but NOT THOSE THINGS. This sentence has caused a lot of confusion for some reason.
I'd like to meet:
No one. I'm here mostly to spy on people I already know.
Music:
Joan as Police Woman, Radiohead, PJ Harvey, LCD Soundsystem, Kula Shaker, Cat Power, Kraftwerk, Supergrass, Air, Ben Folds, Guster, Death Cab for Cutie, Nick Lowe, Ryan Adams, Roxette, Placebo, Northern State, Grandaddy, Elastica, Ween, Pure, New Order, Lorraine, Warren G., Gang Starr, A Tribe Called Quest, Common, Lou Reed, Cherry Blossom Girl, The Clash, Tupac, Ice T, Ice Cube, Carter Falco, Johnny Cash, The Doors, The Beatles, Queen, Earlimart, Candie Payne, Wilco, Love Spit Love, Erasure, The Dresden Dolls, Rilo Kiley, White Zombie, The Prodigy, Arcade Fire, Aesop Rock, DJ Spooky, Dinosaur Jr.
Movies:
Children of Men, The Shawshank Redemption, There Will Be Blood, The Princess Bride, The Dark Crystal, Juno, Rocky, Rambo, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Short Circuit, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Karate Kid, The Neverending Story, Beetlejuice, Chopping Mall, Creepshow, Creepshow II, The History of the World: Part I, The Big Lebowski, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, The Golden Compass, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Thumbsucker, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Idiocracy, Spaceballs, Grindhouse, Trainspotting, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Transamerica, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, Eraserhead, Little Miss Sunshine, Harold and Maude, Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands
Television:
Dead Like Me, Heroes, The Storyteller, The X-Files, Millennium, Alf, Punky Brewster, Six Feet Under, Big Love, Lost, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Wonder Showzen, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Project Runway, The Soup, Gumby, Silverhawks, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Small Wonder, Sesame St, The Powerpuff Girls, Spongebob Squarepants, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, Rock of Love, America's Next Top Model, Make me a Supermodel, Beavis and Butthead, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Conan O'Brian, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Wonderfalls
Books:
The Handmaid's Tale, Oryx and Crake, The Robber Bride, The Edible Woman, The Blind Assassin, Life After God, Microserfs, Fragile Things, Good Omens, M is for Magic, Coraline, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Neverwhere: A Novel, I Am Legend, Harry Potter 1-7, The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, Artemis Fowl, Inkheart, Coyote Blue, The Stupideset Angel, A Dirty Job: The Novel, Perdido Street Station, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Discworld, Hogfather, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents