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Sir William Welles

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About Me


My name, if you haven't noticed yet, is William Welles. I was born in the South of France but was raised in New York City from the age of three. I love this city, but I am also very proud of my French heritage…maybe that’s why people say I look like one of three Musketeers (the darker, more evil fourth one no one dares to mention). By trade I am an Independent Filmmaker, and I recently started my own entertainment production company appropriately called Welles Entertainment (also see: myspace.com/wellesentertainment ) to produce my films and any other creative project that my mind might conjure up. I also have this 30 year plan to build my small company into the largest fully sustained independent film studio on the East Coast and revolutionizing the movie industry as we now know it in the interim by working closely with fellow filmmakers who have a real passion for this form of art. It’s about time that good storytelling, raw talent, ingenuity, and art makes a return to the movies and stop the mindless junk that’s now being made for the lure of the all mighty dollar. Unfortunately, as an Independent Filmmaker I also have to find a way to pay the bills! This is done by managing and bartending at my mother and grandmother’s little French restaurant called Chez Napoleon in NYC’s Theater District. I must admit, though, that working with the public is not my favorite pastime. But, if you are ever in the mood for real, unpretentious French cuisine, you should definitely stop by my family’s place. It’s like going to Paris for dinner!
Personally...I have my strange ways (for example: I wear only black, and a long black ribbon in my hair...It's my style...you wouldn't understand). You'll just have to find out about my peculiar, yet fun, ways on your own; however, the most important thing about me: I have an acute allergy to human stupidity, and I have vowed to rid the world of it, or die trying! A losing battle…I know.
My next big project:
(for more information also see: myspace.com/wellesentertainment and myspace.com/cheznapoleon )

My Interests

Creating, Thinking, Listening, Observing People, Films, Photography, Painting, Writing, Photoshop, Home Decorating, Cooking, Wine, Gourmet BBQ Grilling, Stargazing, Jigsaw Puzzles, Parties, Museums, Lounging in a pool, Annoying Religious Zealots, Scaring People, Halloween, Jokes, Making People Laugh, Silence, and being Darkly Sarcastic. I never said I was exactly right in the head...

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet daring, bright, creative people with innovative ideas. Artists, Photographers, writers, Models, Actors, Filmmakers, Videographers, Writers...in short anyone who can construct a creative notion on a daily basis! Is that you?
I also would like to meet the "Love of my Life"...if she didn't get hit by a truck back when she was twelve or thirteen. Do you think it's possible???

The following video has to be the funniest spoof I have EVER seen!
Check it out!

***WARNING*** YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!!!

Music:

Genres: Classical, Chants, Choir, Renaissance, Bluegrass, Country, Jazz, Showtunes, Soundtracks, Ragtime, Pop Standards, Swing, Big Band, Rock N' Roll, Hard Rock, Goth, Darkwave, Disco, 60's, 70's, 80's Pop, Alternative, Dance, Soul, Old School Rap, Hip-Hop, Gangsta Rap, Punk, Trash Metal, Reggae, Latin, World Music, and beyond! Music shouldn't be just listened to, but experienced (it's where I get most of my visual inspirations from).

Movies:

(in no particular order) All That Jazz, 1984, Let It Ride, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, The Fifth Element, 2001, Jaws, Beetlegeuse, Night of the Living Dead, Excalibur, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Singin' in the Rain, Chicago, On the Town, Bringing Up Baby, The Blues Brothers, Citizen Kane, New Jack City, The Matrix, Delicatessen, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Toto le Heros, Corpse Bride, Ghostbusters, Alien, Aliens, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, The Army of Darkness, Blade Runner, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Addams Family, Men In Black, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Underworld, Touch of Evil, Pyscho, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Sunset Blvd., Nosferatu, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, and my own of course!

Television:

C.S.I (Las Vegas and Miami), Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, How I met your mother, Yes Dear, Becker (my hero), Fraiser, Family Guy, The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Twilight Zone, The Honeymooners, Jerry Springer makes me laugh at the abundant stupidity that flows through our airwaves, and finally Mind of Mencia...he's a comedic genius!

Books:

Venus in Furs, The Story of O, Creative Industries Contracts, The Piano Teacher, The Story of O part 2, Film & Video Budgets, Philosophy for the Boudoir, Self Promotion for the Creative Person

Heroes:

Some of my artwork:
"My Straynge Family Album" Series

Cousin Martin married a most mad mate. He mentioned he met Moana at a Mortuary.

Tiny Tina was a ton of trouble. She had to be taught that toxins tasted terrible.

Aunt Bea was busy becoming...beautiful!

Nasty Nancy never knew the necessity of nice nephew Norman. Now Norman has a nifty knick in his neck.

Ordinary Ophealia obsessed over the ocean. Obviously, her only offspring was ordained Octovia.
See more at:
Myspace/strayngefamily
or
www.strayngefamily.com
Other Works:

Original Sin Cindy

Black Satin Flower

Faustine's Dark Side

You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Where are all my blogs?

To anyone interested in reading my blogs they can be found at my other profile at myspace.com/newgothcity Enjoy!William Welles
Posted by Sir William Welles on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:15:00 PST

Blood Feast

Last night...well at 5am anyway...I was killing time before hanging upside-down to go to sleep before the sunrise, and popped in a Netflix DVD that I received in the mail called Blood Feast. This movi...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

R.I.P. Alexia...I miss you already...

Not a half hour ago I had to make the decision of euthanizing my 15 year old cat, whom I considered like my daughter. I hate this feeling of sadness within me. It was all too sudden...May you rest in ...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:26:00 PST

Do you want to see something Straynge?

I found a rather peculiar picture of a certain "Pretty" Patty Straynge. Now, outwardly she is not as...bizarre looking as the others. However, as her story goes, it is said that she imprisoned herself...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

Short Story: Proper Paul

                    ***WARNING*** THIS IS A VERY VERY GROSS STORY       &nbs...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PST

Short Story: Perfectly Pregnant

***WARNING*** THIS IS A VERY VERY GROSS STORY DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!!    Perfectly PregnantbyWilliam Welles      Perfectly still, the room was ste...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

Goth Cartoon Characters

In my line of creative work I tend to look at a lot of cartoons to keep up with the latest trends and looks that the "Kids" think are cool...plus some of them are really funny! Lately I've noticed tha...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Short Story: First Sing the Birds

First Sing the Birdsby William Welles        After much contemplation, I find myself sitting here, on the rooftop of some random building in New York City. I don't exactl...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

Short Story: The Unwelcomed

***WARNING*** THIS IS A VERY VERY GROSS STORY DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!!         The Unwelcomedby William Welles         &n...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

Men are a bunch of friggin' animals!!!

Last night I'm at my local, and nearest, bar called The Blue Room. It's a quiet night. Sometimes it's nice when it's a bit slow in there. I usually grab the first stool at the front of the bar, a...
Posted by Sir William Welles on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST