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Keith

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About Me

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My name is Keith and I have just moved home to Stockport. I had a dog called Rusty but he was taken away. I hope to win the lottery and be a millionaire and buy a car. I would buy a rolls royce. I breed stick insects and sell them to petshops for animal food or pets.My stick insects have hatched and I have 200 but I had to kill one because its legs fell of so now I think I only have 84.
Those are stick insect eggs but you should never ever eat stick insect eggs because they will not fill you up like what 3 hen eggs for breakfast will do, that is because stick insect eggs are too small and I think you will need eat 50 of them to fill you up like what 3 hens eggs and 5 toast and butter will do.
I like matches too.
I got a chopping board for my christmas and I like chopping things on it and I am now a expert at choppping things on the chopping board so I am bored of it now and gave it to the charity shop.I like to play the spoons and I am very good at it. I can play the spoons on my hands and my leg..
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My Interests

Fame,
computer,
internet,
stick insects,
tree house,
paintaball,
knife collecting,
hot chocolate,
matches
Blackpool
I used to be intested in Geri Haliwell but she never replies to my emails or myspace letters so I do not think she is a very nice person.

Playing the spoons

A big stick insect
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I saw this and said I can't see anystick insects then I remembered that it will be disguised as a stick then I looked very close and I saw the stick inesct. It was very, very funny.

I'd like to meet:



McFly and Walt Disney, leroy from fame.

Blackpool
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Music:

Playing the spoons,
Fame,
Eurovision,
Hot Chocolate,
Jive Bunny

I don't like Geri Halliewll aany more
Margaritaville and spoons
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Movies:

Dick Tracey, Shrek, Fame
I don't like Spice world any more because I do not like Geri Haliwell anymore.

Television:

Fame, Eastenders, Flog it!

This is a brill stick insect because it hase purple antennas on its head and it is Some Horny Bitches favourite type of stick insect and she would like to have 3 of these stick insects.

Heroes:

Walt Disney, Leroy from Fame.Geri Haliwell is not my hero anymore.

The Americans do not know what these words mean so they want tthem put here

Brill is a good word for brilliant and it means very good.
And Blouse is a scaredy person.
And blue wickeds are a brill drink that are blue and made from booze like shandy is but they make you drunk when you drink 5 of them.
And a greeno is a silly person who is bad too...

My Blog

I did the bridie dance

I had a brill easter time on easter day because I had to go away on the centre trip for the easter time holidays and I didn’t want to go because I had important work to do with my insects becaus...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:40:00 PST

My stick insect went and escaped

One of my stick insect escaped yesterday and I did not find it because when I counted my stick inescts there was 133 and then when I counted them again 1 hour later there was 132 and that meant that o...
Posted by Keith on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:13:00 PST

I had a very good christmas time

I had a very good chirstmas time and I was very nice because it was a good fun time and the Chirstmas man cam a gave a good present of a oraNGE AND AND DALEK  AND A NEW JOGGING TROUSERS FOR ME T...
Posted by Keith on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST

I saw a cat that had a face like the man from the cosby show

Last night I had a very frightening dream and it was not about stick insects like what I wanted to have and I had a dream with a cat in it and I looked out of the window and the cat was not the in the...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:58:00 PST

Today I exercised stick insects

Today I exercised my stick inescts and I put them in the bath to let them run about in the bath and get good exersise and I put 214 stick insects in the bath because that is how many stick inescts I h...
Posted by Keith on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST

Martin had a surprise

Martin is not on holiday today because he came back on holiday with teh center to the lake distracts yesterday and he came to my house to day to have a good time. And Jess is on holidays now and she s...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:34:00 PST

I have been doing some good relaxing

Martin is away on hilidays with the centre and I did not go because it is at the water in a place called the Lake Distracts and I said I am not going there for my holiday this year with the centre bec...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:07:00 PST

I have been doing some good relaxing

Martin is away on hilidays with the centre and I did not go because it is at the water in a place called the Lake Distracts and I said I am not going there for my holiday this year with the centre bec...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST

I have been doing some good relaxing

Martin is away on hilidays with the centre and I did not go because it is at the water in a place called the Lake Distracts and I said I am not going there for my holiday this year with the centre bec...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:05:00 PST

Martin did a bad trick

Yesterday Jess took me to see Martin and take me and martin to the shops to get a new video to watch, and when we got there I knocked on the door and Martin opened the door and I said hello martin and...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST